Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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    Connor O'Malley have his own thread?

     
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    this is art
     
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  12. pearl

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  14. chuckmasterflex

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  19. One Two

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    Humidititties
     
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  21. a.tramp

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    This reminds me of some good content, taking it to the Dad’s thread!
     
  22. One Two

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    Fleeced it from a dad joke Instagram account. Saw it last night and thought “that’s brilliant although I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to use it.” Was amazed when I saw that post and was so excited.
     
  23. a.tramp

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    This post from another thread reminds me of a great time last night, in which I got in trouble with the wife.

    We had burgers. Levi ate his urger patty but stalled on the bacon and fried potatoes. My weird dad brain immediately thinks of this song and how “bacon & potatoes” is phonetically similar to “apples & bananas.”



    So I immediately starting singing this song and start subbing in the vowel sounds into “bacon and potatoes.” All was going well. Started with long A. Then long E. Then short I…

    Me - “I like to eat eat eat bicin & pititties”

    Wife [not happy] - “Aaron”

    Me [laughing] - “what, it is the song?”

    Levi [starts laughing loudly] “titties, titties, titties.”
     
  24. Fusiontegra

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    We're all appreciating this...but you posted it in the NSFW thread after saying you were taking it to the Dad thread.
     
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  25. ned's head

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    That's about as nsfw as a dad joke can get, though. I haven't gotten further than a "tough t's" instead of titties in front of my kids

    aside from a steady flow of "god fucking damnits" during fsu games
     
  26. a.tramp

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    I’m a bad boy.
     
  27. Fusiontegra

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    And this just brought a question to mind for the Dad thread for me.

    Unlike some people, I won't be cross-posting.
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    Dad Platinum®️ members still got a notification. That’s just how advanced Dad Platinum® is
     
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  29. Fusiontegra

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    Really glad you're the thread creator for such an important feature.

    Who the hell knows how this would have all turned out with someone like, I dunno, Boo MFer! , running things...
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    speaking of which I haven’t received my commemorative Nike monarchs.
     
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    Nike branded butterflies? Why I never...
     
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    Clown Baby probably too busy at a Phish show to do such a thing.
     
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    You aren’t gonna try and double up your likes?
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    sweet shoes shut up rv12

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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    he is gay if he scrolled past this I was stuck for a good 2 minutes (if you know what I mean).
     
  39. ~ taylor ~

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  40. chuckmasterflex

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  42. Clown Baby

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    I’m having trouble understanding how Taco Bell could run out of Mexican pizza ingredients when those same ingredients are in every other dish they sell
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    The flour tostada thing is not

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