2022 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Wait, the #Carolina Panthers were building a practice facility in fucking Rock Hill? Whose galaxy brain idea was that? I would be furious as a player battling that atrocious I77 traffic just to get to a dumpster of a city.
     
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  2. jrmy

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    1. They’d be going against the traffic to get to RH and most of the players who aren’t in Lake Norman area live in Weddington/Marvin and wouldn’t take 77 anyways
    2. Fuck you, guy
     
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  3. BudKilmer

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    Whoa whoa whoa partner we are gonna disrespect the Thrill around here
     
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  4. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Tepper is a ghoul and will do whatever is best for his wallet, 100% of the time.
     
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  5. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    100% disrespect intended.
     
  6. Ray McKigney

    Ray McKigney Feel my ubiquity
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    I am slowly accepting this truth. Don’t know why I naively thought the richest owner in the NFL would be anything other than a ghoul.
     
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  7. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    we stupidly hoped he’d be better since he wasn’t a serial sexual abuser and a known cheapskate like jerry
     
  8. jrmy

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    Is it funny that I assumed at first this was about Jerry Jones and then wondered why you called him a cheapskate
     
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  9. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    just on pure football and charlotte related reasons, jerry was a million times the owner than this loser
     
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  10. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    He also acknowledged that no one is bigger than the shield
     
  11. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i have that tattooed on my right asscheek
     
  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    love Fitz. He should get any media job he wants. Or join the Bills staff.
     
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  13. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Legend
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Maybe he wants to stay home with his 7 kids.
     
  15. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    His games played by a running back is untouchable, right? Adrian Peterson would have to play in every game for the next 3 seasons before even getting close.


    If I ever tear my ACL, I’m going to whatever doctor put piano wires in his knees in college.
     
  16. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    I'm sure he'd rather retire and move his family from Arizona to Buffalo NY so he can work 18 hour days as a quality control assistant.
     
  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    forgot he had a billion kids :laugh:

    settle down corch
     
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  18. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    was it ever confirmed that fitzpatrick hurt his hip on an amusement park water slide last summer? washington had some hype coming into the year last year and i don't think his injury really got a ton of coverage

    the lore:

     
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  19. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  20. Vito Corleone

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    Least cool person in the history of sports
     
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  21. Josey Wales

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    Lmao no way someone posted this without the intention of embarrassing him.
     
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  22. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    Fancy
     
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  23. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Drew Lock >>>>
     
  24. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    I wish you could hear the way they talk about him here. They think all the corny shit he does is awesome.
     
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  25. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    God he makes JJ Watt look like Dennis Rodman
     
  26. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    saw someone describe him as the worst undercover cop ever and it really fits
     
  27. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    the only thing I’ll defend Russ is his volunteer work at Children’s Hospital which he started as a rookie. That’s awesome.

    besides that he is the corniest athlete to have ever lived.
     
  28. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  29. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Speaking of JJ, this kid should be a good athlete, congrats to the lovely couple

     
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  30. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Hell, just the Watt genes alone are insane. Add in hers… shit
     
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  31. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    I'm sure he's far from perfect, but it's nice having an owner that isn't a complete ghoul.

     
  32. BudKilmer

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    now Ron Desantis won’t let him in Florida to play Miami
     
  33. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  34. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  35. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Give it to him!
     
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  36. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Let’s ride
     
  37. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Bronco Country, Let's...............................Ride
     
  38. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Broncos Country, Let’s Riiide
     
  39. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Ford Bronco....let's ride
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Take a haircut already
     
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  42. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  43. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  44. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    Andy Reid did something like this right before the end of his Eagles tenure. it's like these guys just get bored.
     
  45. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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  46. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Denver’s two biggest franchises being owned by WalMart money is gross

    but congrats to bertwing on his new NFL team
     
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  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Moving the team to NWA