Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    All 3 hats are the same
     
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  2. Can I Spliff it

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  3. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    the end of that clip highlights what this will turn into

    another Comet Pizza where they think kids are being "groomed" and someone bring a gun
     
  4. Mister Me Too

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    Alex really wants to get into that bar, I wonder what he’s carrying in that faux LV fannypack.
     
  5. JGator1

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    Lets just say Mr SL benefitted from the UF student elections being heavily tipped in favor of the greek candidate or he wouldn't be there.
     
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  6. SmoochieWallace

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  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Very cool that the press uses Liz Cheney as a sort of fact checker on things literally everyone saw happen in real time
     
  8. Gaknight

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    Alex seems very masculine and not at all a closeted guy with a Grindr account
     
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  10. Henry Blake

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    If we just had more time to get to the bottom of it all.
     
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  11. kennypowers

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    I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
     
  12. BudKilmer

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    We are real shocked here boys

     
  13. Prospector

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    'Chilling': Trump Allies Sought to Send Armed Private Contractors to Seize Voting Machines
    "This was a failed coup and these people are still plotting," said one observer.
    June 4, 2022
    Allies of former President Donald Trump sought to have voting machines seized by armed private contractors in the weeks after the 2020 election, according to new reporting.

    As the Los Angeles Times reported Saturday, draft executive orders dated December 16 and 17, 2020 regarding the seizure of voting machines appear to have started as an "authorizing letter" written on November 21.

    "A private sector organization has no authority to go and seize state government equipment... And we are looking at a document that says that's okay."

    The letter was written by "supporters on the fringes" of Trump's circle to three people who were involved in the former president's numerous failed attempts to find evidence that President Joe Biden's victory in the election was fraudulent.

    The document sought to grant authority to three companies—including two which were also involved in auditing the election results—to send armed workers to seize all voting machines and election data at will.

    The letter called for the U.S. Marshals to be involved in the effort and for people involved to be armed "since most of the operations would be conducted under hostile conditions."

    The request "implies that whoever drafted this... views this as some sort of warlike event," Christopher Krebs, the former U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency Director who Trump fired for affirming that the election had been secure, told the Times.

    The Times reported on the previously undisclosed letter less than a week before the congressional committee investigating the January 6, 2021 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol is scheduled to begin public hearings.

    The document is likely to be among the previously unseen material that will be revealed in the primetime hearings, according to the Times.

    The draft executive order which was ultimately presented to Trump on December 18, 2020 by attorney Sidney Powell, former national security advisor Michael Flynn, and former Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne shocked government watchdogs when it was reported earlier this year.

    That draft did not include language regarding armed workers from private companies seizing the machines and election data, but did call for assistance from the military.

    Trump ultimately did not sign the executive order.

    Still, the existence of the letter showing how the former president's allies approached their efforts to circumvent the democratic process was called "chilling" by Krebs.

    "You're talking about issuing letters of marque effectively to a private sector organization to go do some sort of activity on behalf of that executive office of the president," Krebs told the Times. "A private sector organization has no authority to go and seize state government equipment. The federal government doesn't even have that authority, particularly in the context of administering elections. And we are looking at a document that says that's okay."

    Aimee Allison, founder of pro-democracy group She the People, said the letter is new evidence that the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol when lawmakers were certifying the 2020 election results, was "a failed coup."



    "And these people are still plotting," she said.
     
  14. Henry Blake

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    Good comment on NPR this morning. "An insurrection with no repercussions is a practice run."

    I have no idea how it will happen, but you have to think there's a good chance that Trump will eventually mobilize the ACABs and the AR15 chuds to serve his purposes.
     
  15. Super Vegeta

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    I know it’s a huge cliché to say that trump is hitler, but this is literally how hitler took power.
     
  16. Henry Blake

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    They're going to do it all in public view, so no one should be surprised when it happens.

    There's nothing special about that NPR quote. We've all said the same on here, but I hope that some of the nat'l media will start to beat the drum that Trump and his minions are going to do it all again when they get the chance.
     
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  17. Mister Me Too

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    He will utilize his AR-15 chuds outside of polling stations on Election Day and his suit and tie chuds will be volunteers at polling stations tossing votes of minorities voters.

    They have telegraphed what they are going to do.
     
  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  19. Mperry41

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    Yeah it’s going so good now. ‍♂️
     
  20. JGator1

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    I blame Obummer!!!!!!!!!

    Which new account is this?
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Gretchen Whitmer was also on his hit list
     
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  22. 40wwttamgib

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    Trumps fault.

    HTH
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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  24. Mister Me Too

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    Fixed
     
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  25. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Pro tip for internet chuds, don't make your username identifiable information. This is like day 1 internet safety shit.
     
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  26. dblplay1212

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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Wonder what Trump sees in him
     
  28. TAS

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    Sorry to all the loser and haters but Kyle is too dumb for cow college. Gonna have to find an inferior big 10 school with lower academic standards I guess

     
  29. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Yeah, my original username on here was my full name and social security number. Big mistake that was.
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Theyll never find my name
     
  32. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    "shut up and pitch"
     
  33. cutig

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    It was redacted so I hope not
     
  34. The Banks

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    Oh look, a far right chick and a Russian asset that claimed to be on the left.

    What a surprise
     
  35. 40wwttamgib

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    the folks at liberty are fucking stoked.
     
  36. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    eat a dick Jason. You don’t get to pick and choose which of Jesus’ teachings you wanna follow.
     
  37. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    And DeSantis has just reapproved the practice facility funding.
     
  38. Doc Louis

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    Definitely his college plan

     
  39. Doc Louis

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    Especially not when you're playing a sport with a long and proud history of slapping asses.
     
  40. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Someone point me directly to Jesus saying one damn thing about homosexuality.

    if we get to bend words around as we want, I think Jesus was commanding us to live a life of polyamory and extremely casual sex when he says in Matthew 22:39, “love thy neighbor as you love yourself.”
     
  41. Mister Me Too

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  42. UCFkc123

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    I mean, Jesus even designates one rule above the others (the whole Golden Rule thing) but they’d rather ignore that one. Fucking losers. I’d get fired for altering my work uniform, wonder what’ll happen to these assholes

    fucking nothing
     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Leviticus makes the point they have beaten to death, but that chapter also has some wild shit they wouldn’t follow in a million years. Their cherry picking of Bible verses while ignoring the things they don’t like is why I hate “Christians” the most.
     
  44. Mister Me Too

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    So Jesus wants me to give my neighbors handjobs?
     
  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  46. Drown ‘Em

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    It’s from 1 Corinthians 6:9 (kinda ironic). So it’s really Paul saying that and not Jesus. Paul really fucked shit up by deviating from Jesus’s teachings early on, imo. It’s a shame that Paul’s epistles are what most think of as the teachings of Jesus when in fact Paul never knew Jesus and never studied under those who were with Jesus when he was alive. Paul is where you get the bullshit that leads people to think that Jesus’ main teachings were anything other than his two commandments and the beatitudes.
     
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  47. PeterGriffin

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    That’s a funny one, homosexual offenders and drunkards are equally not getting into heaven. Time for tailgate warrior Jimbob and wino Karen to do some serious introspecting.
     
  48. Mix

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