Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    yes rusty hardin is one of the best litigators in the state. he is legend.
     
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  2. ono

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    Rusty Hardin sounds like something Watson tried to do to a masseuse
     
  3. BWC

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    Just missing the QB
     
  4. jac3672

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    Watson stood up, started masturbating, and then shot a load all the way up to her face.

    That is impressive range and accuracy. I’m not saying this last girl is lying, but was she on her knees just watching him the whole time?
     
  5. Butthead

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    :gross:
     
  6. 40wwttamgib

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    24 women says he's a serial sexual assaulter. i'm not sure that's what we want to be joking about IMO
     
  7. Lyrtch

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    Just asking questions
     
  8. joe-

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    not only does that poster have an extremely problematic opinion, but he apparently is very unvirile and lacks range on his loads
     
  9. jac3672

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    Yeah I think this is one massive conspiracy against Watson.
     
  10. Gunners

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    Good stuff jac
     
  11. 40wwttamgib

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    I didn’t say you did.
     
  12. fucktx

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    Gross
     
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  14. jac3672

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    I think Buzbee could go about this a different way that would be more effective. His writings seem elementary. That doesn’t mean that it isn’t true. I think he is hurting his case.
     
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  18. BWC

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    Page 69 off to a good start…
     
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  20. TC

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    66/17 = 3.88 masseuses per month Pawwwlllllll
     
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    Dude might be the GOAT pervert
     
  23. IV

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    that masseuse was a cool customer, unlike Watson
     
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  24. bro

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    Oh I'll keep it respectful. Now sign this NDA
     
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    66 what in the blue fuck
     
  26. killerwvu

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    Kick him out of the league
     
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    “This woman, who spoke on condition of anonymity to protect her privacy, said in an interview she began by working on Watson’s back. But when he flipped over, she said his demeanor and voice changed, and he began aggressively dictating where he wanted her to touch him. In their first session, she said he got into the happy baby yoga pose — on his back with his feet in his hands — and asked her to massage between his testicles and anus. She laughed off the request but said he grabbed her wrist and put her hand there.

    The woman said Watson twice initiated sexual intercourse, once by pulling down the scrubs she was wearing. She and Watson knew each other from around town and were on friendly terms, and she admitted she let him proceed with these sexual acts. “I just didn’t know how to tell him no,” she said.

    Hardin said in a statement: “It would be irresponsible and premature for us to comment on vague details put forth by anonymous individuals.”
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    You try playing behind that garbage OL.
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    This season?
     
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  33. UncleJesse

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    The Browns are so incredibly fucking stupid.

    Panthers and Falcons honestly even more so even though they will avoid most of the collateral damage by the media.
     
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    Texans must be scumbags, but at least they won the trade!
     
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  35. Corch

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    I'd rather go through 1-31, drafting Johnny Football, etc again than continue to deal with Watson.
     
  36. Handcuffed

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    Not that i want Watson to get $230m but how the hell can Cleveland say, "now we don't believe him" when the alleged victim count goes from 22 to 23 or 24.
     
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  37. Mix

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    Not sure I've ever seen any player more worthy of a permanent banning.
     
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  38. killerwvu

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    This aged well

     
  39. Gaknight

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    Even if they void the contract the Browns still gave up a fortune in picks for this dude. Of course if the Texans enabled this behavior they shouldn't be rewarded with those picks.
     
  40. TC

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    If I was a Gamecock that posted on Clemson sites to troll I'd change my avatar to that.

    Frank Martin
     
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    Guys a certified freak
     
  42. bro

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  44. ~ taylor ~

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    The Texans knew he was a fucking scourge so they.... got him a private club to go be a scourge at and had their lawyers draft up a prospective NDA.

    Good job, Bible Thumpers
     
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    I heard pez drew up these NDA’s so they probably aren’t air tight
     
  46. Sir Phobos

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    I hate the concept of NDAs and I hate that they've become such a trope that the general population buys into them so much because literally every time you hear about a woman essentially being cornered into signing an NDA it is goddamn always about her being sexually assaulted.
     
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  48. Roy

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    “Oh yes always professional that’s why I have an NDA for you to sign” it’s just so outlandish.

    Like people will just say words. Do they know what they mean? Or do they just not care? Are they thinking if I make my sentence sound agreeable, will they just go along with it even though the subject matter of the sentence implies the complete opposite of what they want?