Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. CaneKnight

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    God this account sucks
     
  2. bro

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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    I think we all know Occupy Democrats sucks and we don't need any more of their tweets.
     
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  4. bro

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    speak for yourself pal
     
  5. timo

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    I think we all know Occupy Democrats sucks and we don't need any more of their tweets.

    GIVE ME A LIKE IF YOU AGREE THAT WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE OF THEIR TWEETS.
     
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  6. Super Vegeta

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    There aren’t many accounts that annoy me more than occupy democrats and Jeff “I always include ‘holy fucking shit’ in my replies” Tiedrich .
     
  7. afb

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    and how did that go for you
     
  8. bro

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    NYGator
     
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  9. NYGator

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    sorry, I must have been slipping. Here you go...







     
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  10. Super Vegeta

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  11. Jc6

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    I was able to change my package to omit Foxnews.
    It was a pain in the ass, but that was bc I did it over the chat function as I was unable to do it via phone.

    Cliffs: Foxnews gone. B1G network intact.
     
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  12. afb

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    im impressed that they are actually able to do that

    I just assumed it's not possible
     
  13. Jc6

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    Traditional media providers have gotten a lot more flexible with packages since streaming services leveled the playing field. Although there is still a pretty good chance that Comcast would tell you to go fuck yourself.
     
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  14. Super Vegeta

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  15. Prospector

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    Coming to America
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    People attend a protest in Krakow, Poland on November 7, 2021 after the death of a 30-year-old woman, Iza, of septic shock in her 22nd week of pregnancy. Iza was denied abortion care despite her condition and that of her unborn baby. (Photo: Beata Zawrzel/NurPhoto via Getty Images)

    Poland Establishes 'Terrifying' Pregnancy Register After Banning Almost All Abortions

    "Another violent attack on sexual and reproductive rights in Poland," said a progressive lawmaker.
    June 7, 2022
    A new government database tracking people's pregnancies in Poland is sparking fears that medical data will be used to prosecute women who obtain abortion care in other countries or by getting abortion pills through the mail, and potentially to target women who have miscarriages.

    "First comes the ban, and then the mechanism for enforcement follows."

    Health Minister Adam Niedzielski approved an ordinance last Friday expanding the kind of information that can be stored in a central database on patients, including allergies, blood type, and pregnancy status.

    Tracking pregnancies in the country is necessary, Niedzielski claimed, so doctors know if a woman shouldn't receive certain medications or x-rays.

    But in a country that banned abortion care in almost all cases in 2020—with exceptions theoretically in the case of health risks to the pregnant woman or of a pregnancy that results from rape or incest—Parliament member Kamila Gasiuk-Pihowicz said Tuesday that the register would be used to "persecute and control Polish women."

    "Polish women no longer get pregnant for fear of being forced to give birth in any situation. The reasons for fear have just arrived," said Agnieszka Dziemianowicz-Bąk, another left-wing lawmaker. "The pregnancy registry in a country with an almost complete ban on abortion is terrifying."

    The register will make it more difficult for Polish women to get around the abortion ban by ordering medication to induce an abortion or to travel to other European countries for care, as many have since the law was passed, said journalist Elizabeth Schumacher.

    Abortion Network Amsterdam, a network of volunteers in the Netherlands which provides financial and logistical support to people seeking abortions, said it would still "help each and everyone who is seeking abortion."

    The register represents "another violent attack on sexual and reproductive rights in Poland," said international human rights advocate Annika Ojala.

    Despite the Polish abortion ban's exception for women whose lives or health are at risk, at least two women have died in recent months because they were denied abortion care.

    Poland's rollback of abortion rights comes as the U.S. has also seen restrictions passed in a number of states in recent years and as the U.S. Supreme Court is expected to overturn Roe v. Wade in the coming weeks—a move which would render abortion illegal in more than 20 states.

    The Polish pregnancy register, said Pamela Merritt, executive director of Medical Students for Choice in the U.S., illustrates "the logical next step after abortion bans and criminalization."

    "First comes the ban, and then the mechanism for enforcement follows," said Merritt.
     
  16. Prospector

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  17. Bruce Wayne

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    I have a feeling ol Kyle will be just fine in life
     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

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  19. Super Vegeta

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    Murder sure doesn’t have the repercussions that it used to.
     
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  20. ned's head

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    I feel pretty confident that he'll be entering the system the way most RWNJs get in: domestic violence or child porn. It's like our modern day tax evasion
     
  21. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    idk, there's no chance he doesn't kill again now that he has a taste for it.

    I guess if this country's justice system keeps letting get away with it
     
  22. Prospector

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  23. bro

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  24. herb.burdette

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    100% chance his presidential “library” is built at a Trump branded hotel.
     
  25. cutig

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    Mar a Lago
     
  26. afb

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  27. dblplay1212

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    It'll be a Mar-a-lago so he can make money off of it.
     
  28. Can I Spliff it

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  29. Doc Louis

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    Yeah can't imagine the guy who drove across state lines to murder innocent people gets cleared by HR
     
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  30. herb.burdette

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    He has a pricing problem a Mar A Lago because his deplorables can’t afford it.

    If Trump had real business acumen, he starts building Trump resorts in Pigeon Forge, Myrtle Beach, and Branson. Then make the library a traveling exhibit.
     
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  31. ned's head

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    Oh my god, what a way to tell the world about your targeted ads :roll:
     
  32. Mister Me Too

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    He wants nothing to do with his deplorables, they are beneath him in his mind.
     
  33. Detlef Schrempf

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    Or Trump themed trailer parks
     
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  34. steamengine

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    I mean right wing domenstic terrorism of a Black Lives Matter protest is the ultimate front of the line secret pass skipping ahead of all those grifts. Almost a cheat code but he seems too dumb to not fuck it up even though he’s clearly being advised.
     
  35. bro

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  36. bertwing

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  37. cutig

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    He doesn't want greasy poor near him when he can just funnel their money through his emails
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

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    I was making fun of Yang with my previous post.

    But Matthew McConaughey is a famous well liked white man, so he can actually be president. Sure he is unqualified, but everything I know about him suggestions he is a very decent and earnest man. He isn't a fascist, which is nice. I really liked him in Mud. He doesn't know stuff, but he can hire people that do.

    So I'd vote for him 100%.
     
  39. Super Vegeta

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    McConaughey 2024: Isn't it time for us to have a president you can masturbate to again?
     
  40. chuckmasterflex

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    Tomi is right. Her nose, ears, and cheekbones came from Hollywood. She makes her money saying shit about the founding fathers when a bunch of kids get shot.
     
  41. Jack Bauer

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  42. afb

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  43. PeterGriffin

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    More of the same sentiment, but
     
  44. southlick

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  47. ned's head

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    Gullible republicans fell victim to a fraud? Why I never

     
  48. ned's head

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    It's so weird that all of these proud americans keep getting exposed as foreign agents

     
  49. HowdyHorns

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    Played bongos, high and in the nude. That’s my president!