Elon / Twitter Thread

I mean, it was intended to be tongue-in-cheek but yes, an orange was enough to fool the pressure sensor in a Tesla steering wheel and, at the time, they had better tech then most if not all car manufacturers…kind of a commentary on how stagnant the car industry had become, ya know

 

i've seen ford vs ferrari buddy, all the bear needs is a little bit of poking and he'll eat you alive

 

Lol, very true. Have you seen the piece James May did on Ford v Ferrari? It’s really good. Says that no one knows for sure how much Ford spent but likely the equivalent of over $1B adjusted for inflation.

Also, getting into an early Ford GT was basically a death wish. It took the bear awhile to figure it out.

 

Just the absolute worst memes

 

70k likes on that terrible meme. Woof

 

50 million+ people voted for trump twice, I’m surprised it’s not more.

 

I haven't been following the story since he bitched about fake accounts. Can someone provide a brief update? Is he still freeing our speech or is he attempting a cancel culture on the offer?

 

It's blowing up in his face in slow motion. A true genius

 

Lmao so it’s over with

 

This is like Succession on HBO but written by retards

 

Hi, I’d just like to chime in and say that my Ford does hands-free driving with zero fruit. Truly innovative stuff.

 

So, how low is the stock going today and when should I buy it?

 

I'm just a guy who has listened to some podcasts but no, it's not over. Musk is just trying to play the PR game.

 

Can't wait for the court battles.

 

come on man

 

so this man tried to flex and buy twitter and now he's going to be viewed as a broke boy try hard with a sub-par EV company. loving what we're seeing

 

Unfortunately, he'll be viewed as a target of cancel culture who shined a light on the 'corruption' of social media or whatever.

 

LET THEM FIGHT

 

Yea it’s all just public posturing and negotiation at this point. Would be hilarious if a court enforces the contract, makes him buy Twitter, and he burns the company down.

A true win/win for all of us and that hellscape.

 

so is the bot thing just his "out" for wanting to back out of the deal?

 

Twitter sucks but it also has the most societal value out of any of the major platforms

 

Oh I use it every day. And as a rando I can enjoy it more. Anyone with a blue check seems to hate its very existence due to constant harassment from every angle.

 

I think he’s trying to negotiate it down to a cheaper price

 

Many of them deserve it

 

Fuck out of here with that.

 

Don't think they've hidden it, it's been in his follower account all this time.

 

Yeah, cause he can't afford it anymore. Most of the deal is financed through a margin loan secured by Tesla stock. Since the deal was announced, Tesla stock is down over 30%. I think he's very close to having to put up more Tesla stock, to secure the loan.

It's probably one of the worst business deals in history.

 

And Tesla has tanked because he can't stop posting. This is the dumbass world we live in

 

It's also really funny

 

Elon getting Texas to carry water for him.

 

Nothing else going on in Texas for the AG to look into so why not

 

Paxton should be sitting in jail. Fuck him.

 

Yes

 

Using the ghislaine photo is

 

What a fucking chud smoke screen. Texas has no authority over this

 

this makes me very happy

 

Solid photo use

 

should say ft. skete davidson

 

That thing overtakes the Pontiac Aztec for ugliest fucking car I’ve ever seen… and the quality is complete shit. Sign me up!

 

Is that stainless steel? Like a fucking fridge?

It looks hideous and lol at imagining how it would perform in a wreck