Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pearl

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    Meanwhile, in bizarro land on TexAgs

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  2. Lyrtch

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    could go for some crumbl
     
  3. southlick

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  4. BudKilmer

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    Sullivans brain is one heaping pile of shit

     
  5. BlazingRebel

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    I’ll be so happy when I never have to see that mother fuckers name ever again.
     
  6. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    ….#2 is multiple choice
     
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  7. HoosDaMan

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    He’s a pos.
     
  8. bwi2

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    is that place good? one is opening up near me soon.
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    each cookie is like 1500 calories

    but they're baked fresh with good ingredients and tend to lean towards under vs over baked unlike most similar spots

    worth a try
     
  10. HowdyHorns

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    Can’t eat a full one in a single sitting. Churro is amazing.
     
  11. Lyrtch

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    iced oatmeal is legit too

    but yeah a quarter of one is about what i want to eat with coffee in the morning
     
  12. HowdyHorns

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    Have not tried it yet but will put it on the list.
     
  13. DuffandMuff

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    No way. They’re not even that big. Only time I went I had 2.5 cookies. They were good, but tasted like they were packed with sugar.
     
  14. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i was exaggerating but they're huge

    and i'm a fat kid
     
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  15. dblplay1212

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    Mans said a quarter of a cookie :laugh:

    :edmond:
     
  16. Lyrtch

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    i really don't have much of a sweet tooth
     
  17. TAXTAXTAX

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    Guantanamo is still open right? Such a shame to let such a cool place go to waste. I hear the constitution doesn't even apply there.
     
  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  19. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Ruining our country set aside, these people are so fucking studid.
     
  20. beerme

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    A small attempted coup dustup
     
  21. TAXTAXTAX

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    Remember that time that a cop shot that Nazi lady through the neck, and then all the other Nazis decided that they didn't really want to take over the Capitol? See, not all cops are bad.
     
  22. duc15

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    I can only do a half as well. The S’mores one from last week was incredible
     
  23. Sub-Zero

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    I have absolutely stopped where I was going because I happened to pass a crumbl on multiple occasions.

    it’s not gideons but it’s worth the extra stop every time.
     
  24. jbr

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    Looked up crumbl in my city. Y’all eating some white people cookies. Smh.
     
  25. IV

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    you eating Persian cookies?

    In most English-speaking countries except for the United States, crunchy cookies are called biscuits. Many Canadians also use this term. Chewier biscuits are sometimes called cookies even in the United Kingdom.[3] Some cookies may also be named by their shape, such as date squares or bars.
     
  26. afb

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    Crumbl cookie is not good

    They are the voodoo donuts of cookies
     
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  27. afb

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  28. drewru

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    Never had crumbl, but if it’s sugary decadence you’re looking for, check out cinnaholic. Bonus points for being 100% vegan, but not advertising it.
     
  29. BlazingRebel

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    That’s a take
     
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  30. Bruce Wayne

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    "If black people didn't protest against police brutality white people wouldn't have attempted a coup against a democratically-elected government" is such a hot take that I suffered third degree burns from it
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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    Equating the Floyd protests to January 6th could not be grosser or more racist so I don’t know why I’m surprised but I am and it is real real grim
     
  32. BudKilmer

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  33. 40wwttamgib

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    why is pedophile matt gaetz still walking around a free man?
     
  34. BlazingRebel

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    These people are insane
     
  35. DuckKin

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    The top isn’t bad, there is a pretty big spectrum of drag shows. I’ve been to plenty were I would have no problem taking my kids.
     
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  36. Name P. Redacted

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    Gaetz deserves a well placed bullet
     
  37. BlazingRebel

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    That’s the point comparing drag shows to child marriage is insanity
     
  38. BlazingRebel

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    Nothing would be better than masked soldiers coming into that room and creating a new decapitation vid starring those two.
     
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  39. ned's head

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    :doge:

    Never heard of these until a box showed up on my doorstop last night. They're the size of a small plate. 2.5 of the one we split would have been 152 grams of sugar
     
  40. chuckmasterflex

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  41. ned's head

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    Lmao, I'm sure he's polling much higher now

     
  42. afb

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  43. 40wwttamgib

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    nothing will come of this
     
  44. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  45. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Im pretty sure every Jan 6 person charged by the fbi has gotten jail time, he’s not getting out of this
     
  46. ned's head

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    The funny thing is that I don't think it will disqualify him from the ballot (until maybe the actual incarceration?). Our criminal AG has been under felony indictment for years and keeps getting re-elected. Wonder if he can win the primary and then let Whitmer run unopposed when they lock him up©
     
  47. chuckmasterflex

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    I wonder what these people like about Hitler other than he was a racist drug addict
     
  48. Vito Corleone

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    He killed a lot of types of people they don't like. Plus the whole "our race is dying, and we need to fight back" ideology is a hit