You see Ashy, when a man and woman love each other very much, they sometimes do something called “having sex”. And if they really love each other or are intoxicated, it might be “raw dawg”.
minor clarification: raw dog is when you eat a hotdog with no condiments. i only know this because my wife and her coworker Jason frequent a hotdog shop for lunch a few times a week. i was using her work device once and she even has “raw dog appointment with jason eggplant emoji” on her calendar. he’s such a nice guy for befriending her
thanks for everything, Jason. she’s so excited about the promotion! it’s a blessing for our family. the timing couldn’t be any better- we’re expecting!
My wife found my internet search history for “Asian Creampie” and she didn’t believe I was searching for new business ideas.
I was only picturing the hands of the snake milker and I have no idea if they were male or female hands because they were also gloved.
His name is Carl and he is in an unhappy marriage. He was ambivalent about living or dying after he was bit, but once he was saved he found a new energy. He's getting a divorce and will finally go with his buddy Jason to double team that gal Jason works with.
lmao, here's his instagram which is extremely entertaining https://www.instagram.com/lethalshooter/?hl=en
If we we’re talking snakes. My third grade friend brought a baby Kingsnake in a jar to show and tell. Living an a more wooded area, his parents made him give it to me to release it. I did that. And then I had this really pretty snake that I’d see 4-5 times a year. He got about 5 1/2 feet long till he was run over by a car.