2022 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. MtOread

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  2. UncleJesse

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    Of course Gym is a stoolie.
     
  3. BudKilmer

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    Lmfao what the hell
     
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  4. bertwing

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    Gunners read this shit and give us the cliff notes

     
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  5. Yanks711

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    So did Tony Siragusa really pass away? Cuz fuck that if true. Really sad.
     
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  7. Yanks711

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    Only seeing unconfirmed twitter posts but it's out there right now.
     
  8. racer

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    Tough day for Baltimore, damn.

     
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  9. Yanks711

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  10. Handcuffed

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    this is funny when you go into the other siragusa thread and see the anti-biden/maga stuff
     
  11. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I don’t think the Goose is tweeting you back, Sage…
     
  12. hood b. goode

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    literally made me LOL

     
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  13. racer

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    Just two shitheads shitposting at each other nbd
     
  14. Corch

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    Pat McAfee is great.
     
  15. IvanTheTerrible

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    She let Tony play with her hair.
     
  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Cardinals' DeAndre Hopkins says failed drug test was 'contamination' that he still cannot explain
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    wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins said the traces of an illegal substance that was detected in his system during a November NFL drug test was ostarine, a Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator (SARM) that is not approved for human use or consumption in the U.S. or in any other country.

    Hopkins’ positive drug test violated the NFL’s policy regarding performance enhancing drugs and resulted in a six-game suspension to start the 2022 season.

    “There was 0.1 percent found in my system,” Hopkins said. “If you know what that is, you know it’s contamination, not something taken directly. I don’t take any supplements. I’ve never taken supplements. I barely take vitamins.

    “So for something like that to happen to me, obviously I was shocked but my team and I, we’re still trying to figure out what’s going on.”

    Hopkins made his remarks to reporters on Wednesday while attending Suns center JaVale McGee’s charity softball game at Chase Field.

    Typically, SARMs are used to create anabolic activity and enhance muscle growth by directly stimulating androgen receptors. Hopkins missed eight games last season due to hamstring issues and a torn medial collateral ligament in his knee that required season-ending surgery.

    As he did during a statement on social media when the suspension was originally announced in early May, Hopkins on Wednesday again claimed he doesn’t know how ostarine, even a small trace of it, got into his system.

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    Jun 22, 2022; Phoenix, Arizona, USA; Arizona Cardinals wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins during the Water for Life Charity Softball Game hosted by JaVale McGee and his Juglife Foundation at Chase Field.
    “It wasn’t on me,” he said. “I’m pretty much a naturopathic person.”

    Hopkins told reporters Wednesday he hopes there was a way his suspension could be reduced before the start of the season, but considering how he already has withdrawn his appeal to the NFL, it’s doubtful a reduction of the six games is possible.

    As for having to serve the suspension, “It is what it is,” he said.

    “I’m a competitor, so any time I’m not on the field, for me, it’s frustrating,” he added. “That’s the NFL. It’s next man up. I have no doubt in those guys to win those six games until I’m ready.”

    Hopkins did not participate in any on-field drills with the Cardinals during offseason workouts, including the team’s recently completed mandatory mini-camp. He worked out on the side with trainers, however.

    Cardinals coach Kliff Kingsbury said Hopkins and his surgically repaired knee would be ready for the start of training camp, although the team will be careful how much it uses him during the preseason. Hopkins is allowed to participate in training camp and play in preseason games, but once the season starts he must remain away from the Cardinals completely for six full weeks.

    “He’s close,” Kingsbury said. “We’re being really cautious obviously with him not playing the first six weeks and that’s been our biggest thing, putting together a plan through training camp, through the next four weeks that doesn’t build him up and ramp him up like he’s about to play Week 1.

    “So, we have a good plan, but he looks great, he’s excited. I know he’s frustrated he can’t play the first six, but like I’ve said before, I think we’ll get the best version of him those last 11 and it’ll be fun to watch.”

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  17. racer

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    More like a gets bounced house lmbo

     
  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  19. MtOread

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  20. Handcuffed

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  21. hood b. goode

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  22. hood b. goode

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  23. DUCKMOUTH

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    Hell yeah. Let’s find another Nigerian Nightmare. One of my faves when I was little
     
  24. DUCKMOUTH

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    Beast

     
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  25. racer

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    The Accra Assassin
     
  26. repoocs

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    But wait! There's more! Screenshot_20220629-081909_Chrome.jpg
     
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  27. Bert Handsome

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  28. bro

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    that's what olave is for baby
     
  29. hood b. goode

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    Jambalaya Jameis = 4000 yards, 27 TDS, 11 Ints, first place in the division

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  30. bro

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    come on son
     
  31. Nug

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    Those are just his stats for the first half of the season
     
  32. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Having Landry, Thomas to check down to will be nice. Plus Kamara. Then if Olave can be a deep threat we may have something.
     
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  33. hood b. goode

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  34. zeberdee

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  35. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Is Thomas heathy and participating? I’d be real skeptical until he plays in a few consecutive games.
     
  36. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    All indications he will be. Who knows how effective he will be though. Lots of unknowns. Is he in shape? No more Brees or Payton, etc, etc.

    Hopefully he can be solid, but I doubt he ever lives up to his contract
     
  37. Bert Handsome

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    Should be crossposted with the "Not the Onion" thread
     
  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  39. Shinzon

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    Daniel Snyder trying to get that insurance money or destroy evidence.
     
  40. racer

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    I’m an idiot
     
  41. racer

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  42. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    For that price? Worth a flyer for sure
     
  43. bro

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    that's pretty much what you get for trading a back up corner


    also, wonder if this means the Browns know something about the Watson suspension?
     
  44. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Regardless of what Watson's suspension is, Baker was never suiting up for Cleveland. Doubt the suspension factored in at all.
     
  45. The Fuck Lion

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    Don’t think the two are related
     
  46. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    apparently Carolina is taking on 10.5 million of his salary
     
  47. DUCKMOUTH

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  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    Browns taking on 2/3rds of it. Panthers will pay 5 million
     
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  49. Vito Corleone

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    Team Baker kills it and Deshaun is suspended into irrelevancy
     
  50. DeToxRox

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