Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i fucking love planes w/ the tvs built into them. i always watch the latest shitty action movie that they undoubtedly have

    most recently i watched that trash ass Moonfall movie
     
  2. Jax Teller

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    The problem is trying to have all the devices paired to each screen for each seat. Or something like that is what I remember reading awhile ago.
    It wasn't as cut and dry as I thought it would be.
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'd imagine 100+ people trying to connect their blue tooth headphones to only the exact seat they're in might be difficult.
     
  4. drewru

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    This is what the left needs to do more of in regards to Boebert- make up a bunch of wild shit that requires these morons to respond, thereby reducing their bandwidth to do the same to Dems. Unlike much of the R base, most dems aren’t stupid enough to believe this shit and we could all just sit back and laugh as they try to address one batshit crazy rumor after the other. Added benefit that some RWNJ might actually be stupid enough to believe the rumors and grow apathetic
     
  5. DuffandMuff

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    Just like the rumor I attempted to start a few days ago in this thread that Herschel walker is a pedophilic child trafficker.
     
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  6. NilesIrish

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    Sucks it didn’t go anywhere but I’m so glad we nuked that chud ass team on their field.
     
  7. bertwing

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    You and me both, brother
     
  8. The Guglia

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    Seems like the screen could display a unique code that you enter on your phone.
     
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  9. NilesIrish

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    Most things have pairing codes, no one pays attention to them.

    NFC seems like the logical answer but cycling out old connects etc. seems like a nightmare. It’s a doable thing but the human element (old people) make it much harder than it should be.

    on second thought it’s even harder, the screen has to talk to your device, not the other way around so you’re going to get a massive list of available headphones, have to find yours, and then hope someone else hasn’t already paired to them.
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Well your headphones would be docking with the screen right? I don't think it's a simple thing to have the screens broadcast as a bluetooth device to your phone where your phone is a speaker and then and you connect your headphones to your phone.
     
  11. The Guglia

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    I’m just an idea guy. Mainly high-yield bond ideas.
     
  12. $P1

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    How's your portfolio?
     
  13. BudKilmer

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    strong to quite strong
     
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  14. afb

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    good luck with all that
     
  15. bertwing

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    This strategy worked out well for Sitler

    assuming here in a couple days we can expect to see a video leaked of MTG with a strap on railing her cousin or something
     
  16. bertwing

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  17. afb

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    cc POWESHOW
     
  18. drewru

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    That was you? Nice work.
     
  19. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah, fuck Bluetooth for airplanes. Everyone in here is crazy. Be an adult and bring your own entertainment or knock yourself out with drugs.
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    My "I've never been an escort" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
     
  21. PeterGriffin

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    Or bring your own drugs for entertainment.
     
  22. ~ taylor ~

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    Jerry Hall was married to Rupert Murdoch?
     
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  23. ned's head

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  24. The Guglia

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    You know, you could write a song about it.

    You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".
     
  25. Clemson327

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    Ha I also watched that on my most recent trip back from overseas. It was…not great.
     
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  26. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I love how you conveniently leave out that said ESPN announcer is also an announcer for Arkansas in some capacity. Didnt he also letter in Fayetteville? Yeah, think so.

    [​IMG]
     
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  27. bertwing

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    Damn right he did :lolhog:
     
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  28. Daddy Rabbit

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    :ceelo:
     
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  29. afb

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    How dare you trash talk moonfall. That is the most outrageous movie ever.
     
  30. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    I missed the latest version of the bill. Did we get “take all their guns” in the final draft?
     
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  31. afb

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    hell yeah brother!

    nope
     
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  32. shawnoc

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    But that lady said…
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  35. BlazingRebel

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    A lot to take in but it seems a majority of that town should be taken out back and left for dead especially that fucking “police” dept.
     
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  36. beerme

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    Is this the shit that came out a couple months ago? I remember reading it and thinking this was a massive deal and there was no news coverage seemingly about it
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. Vito Corleone

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    It is fucking infuriating that the person most responsible for this is the person most likely to get away with it. Instead we get a bunch of smooth brained obese car dealership owners that have watched American Sniper too many times in prison instead of setting a generational precedent and legacy that no one can get away with a coup.
     
  39. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    And make him the odds-on favorite to win the next (and last) election
     
  40. Dick Dollars

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    Just the goddamn worst
     
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  41. Henry Blake

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    Seems like the logic would break down at some point. You can't charge/convict a (former/current) president with prob multiple felonies b/c of vague norms in the DOJ *. Yet the same person can also then turn around and become president again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    * Congress could of course impeach/convict in a normal world.
     
  42. ned's head

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    It's very funny and also very depressing that a group of people who won elections chose to trot that idiot out to speak on their behalf
     
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  43. devine

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    “You have mass stabbings”. Dumbest human alive
     
  44. afb

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    the craziest part is Marjorie walked away from that thinking it went well and she owned that reporter
     
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  46. Trip McNeely

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    Abhorrent piece of trash. I wonder why much of the rest of the world thinks we’re absolutely insane.
     
  47. afb

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  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Look, I’m not a fan of no knock warrants and just going in guns blazing, howeva…
     
  49. TAS

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    They've already won everything that matters. This absurdity is their way of spiking the football in your face after the culmination of a 4 decade effort to reassert control over minority populations and anyone who would seek to help them.
     
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