Pizza

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by teel, Jan 25, 2022.

  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    Made some Za last night.

    30 hour cold proofed dough wasn't the best and didn't get a great rise. Don't think I had enough yeast in it due to my scale being wonky (my current gram food scale is from college and was used for other *ahem* purposes)

    Screen Shot 2022-06-22 at 11.36.03 AM.png
     
    Lip, DayDomination, Baron and 24 others like this.
  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Braves

    8A3725E4-4056-443C-B876-71C373D018D9.jpeg

    Just whipped up a little post workout pizza
     
  3. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
    Donor

    I’ve never had provel, but Swiss, cheddar and provolone on pizza sounds :blech:
     
    drewru likes this.
  4. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Looks great Steve
     
    FTK and Stone Cold Steve Austin like this.
  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    wes tegg and Cornfed Buffalo like this.
  6. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Did Atlanta make the list of better places to visit than Serbia? I’ll hang up and listen
     
  7. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    People are actually leaving Serbia for Atlanta. Just ask Bogdan Bogdanovic
     
    FTK and One Two like this.
  8. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
    Donor

  9. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Braves

    The rednecks in Pelham, no offense Capstone 88, love the slop
     
    Capstone 88, Clown Baby and One Two like this.
  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Braves

    517E8E52-1AEC-4951-B2A1-805E482DF2A6.jpeg

    I got lucky with the lighting on this picture that I snapped driving home from Clanton.
     
  11. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsCalifornia Golden Bears

    Those are bread bowls, not pizza.

    Buying pizza’s components by the pound- ok.
    Buying pizza by the pound- fucking abomination
     
    NineteenNine likes this.
  12. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsCalifornia Golden Bears

    Tell me you don’t know good pizza without telling me:
    “Fine” and “Pizza Hut” in the same sentence
     
    ScFan27 likes this.
  13. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
    Staff Donor

    sad
     
    Iron Mickey likes this.
  14. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsCalifornia Golden Bears

    That’s as apt a description for Pizza Hut as there is. Though I’ll admit to enjoying the lunch time pizza buffets they had when I was a kid.
     
    ScFan27 likes this.
  15. Sportfan

    Sportfan From Six to Dumptime
    San Antonio SpursHouston TexansNew Mexico State AggiesTexas AandM Aggies

    Have close friends who own an Ooni and just moved into a new house. Wanted to get them something thoughtful as a house warming gift. Are there any accessories, recipe books or even some sort of monthly subscription I could get them folks here would recommend?
     
  16. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    They probably have a pizza peel, but if they dont have a turning peel - id get them that. It's just a small circle that makes it easier to turn in the oven.
     
    One Two and Sportfan like this.
  17. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    It took a few tries but it’s a nice change of pace, but stl is a trash food city.
     
    Baron likes this.
  18. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEvertonBook Club

    Insane take
     
  19. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes

    I have never had a coal fire pizza and know it’s a NE regional thing, but they opened a small chain of three coal fire stores in Cincy.

    Why should I try it? The thought of cooking my food on a coal fire seems kind of nasty to me.
     
  20. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    I just googled Altoona pizza and thats as embarrassing as Momma G's "nachos"
     
    Willpépé, Clown Baby and wes tegg like this.
  21. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    I found Hank Hill’s account
     
  22. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Wrexham AFC

    is this a real post?
     
    ColeTrickle, undrtow, a.tramp and 4 others like this.
  23. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksBirmingham LegionMississippi Rebels

    It's the same thing as a "brick oven." You're not cooking it "on a coal fire" like it's a grill or something.
     
  24. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    Because it’s new pizza. You always try new pizza, and then review it like you’re a food critic.
     
    Oranjello, a.tramp and One Two like this.
  25. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Cincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsTennisTiger WoodsFC Cincinnati

    what's it called, i'll try it?
     
    One Two likes this.
  26. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Philadelphia 76'ersArsenal

    Hi, I have an ooni. Find them some cunty cheese and pepperoni or something of that nature. It will give them an excuse to fire it up.
     
  27. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Philadelphia 76'ersArsenal

    Exactly this, it’s the same thing but coal burns much hotter.
     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    This presumes they want meat and cheese on their pizzas. I say keep it simple and give them a bag of Gold Medal flour.
     
  29. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    You would think that but Cincinnati is a fucked up place
     
    Fat Drunk & Stupid and One Two like this.
  30. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Cincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsTennisTiger WoodsFC Cincinnati

    hey now, just b/c herb is an idiot doesn't mean we all are....... or wait..
     
    a.tramp, One Two and Clown Baby like this.
  31. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Cincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsTennisTiger WoodsFC Cincinnati

  32. Steve Prefontaine

    Steve Prefontaine Hips of a champion
    Donor
    Minnesota Golden GophersMinnesota TimberwolvesGreen Bay PackersMinnesota WildMinnesota Twins

    Bianco DiNapoli crushed tomatoes
     
    Sportfan, Lyrtch and DayDomination like this.
  33. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes

    Drunk post and should have actually researched it myself before posting.

    Im not going to try it now, however, because you guys were mean to me.
     
  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    I think you’d have to be a total buttplug to even consider trying it. Trying it is for assholes.
     
    Iron Mickey and One Two like this.
  35. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Pussy
     
    Clown Baby likes this.
  36. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Wrexham AFC

    Corky Bucek likes this.
  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

  38. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
    Donor

    Your move Altoona ^
     
  39. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

  40. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    Did a beer collab and the brewery I visited makes these awesome sourdough pies, full bakery as well. Fantastic!

    upload_2022-7-21_17-37-36.jpeg
    long beer beer lab/Long Beach bread lab
     
    nexus, Lip, IHHH and 15 others like this.
  41. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsCalifornia Golden Bears

    ::vomit emoji::
     
  42. Bankz

    Bankz Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    MilanFormula 1

    In the state I operate in you aren't required to wear gloves to prep pizza. As you mentioned it doesn't matter if it is or isn't. You either operate with food safety in mind or not.

    Not sure if that guy was certified in food safety but most employees aren't and think putting on the gloves solves everything and don't understand they need to be swapped out once you complete a task.
     
    SugarShaun and Willpépé like this.
  43. teel

    teel Schiano Man
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew York MetsNew York GiantsNew Jersey DevilsNational League

    David Burke knows how to make a pizza

    EB79A70E-A358-4961-8C69-51EE07FF2794.jpeg
     
    FTK, One Two, Henry Blake and 5 others like this.
  44. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
    Donor
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles RamsLos Angeles KingsSouthern California Trojans

    I'm sure he does but that cage thing seems over-the-top dumb.
     
    IHHH, One Two and Han Solo like this.
  45. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    Have your tried it? Totally worth it
     
  46. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
    Donor
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles RamsLos Angeles KingsSouthern California Trojans

    I haven't. Is that cage made of dough or cheese?
     
  47. Bankz

    Bankz Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    MilanFormula 1

    Looks like dough
     
  48. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesTampa Bay BuccaneersPittsburgh PenguinsFulham

    I do not know.
     
  49. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
    Donor
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles RamsLos Angeles KingsSouthern California Trojans

    I stand by "it's dumb".
     
  50. drewru

    drewru Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsCalifornia Golden Bears

    If you can’t fold it and walk while eating, is it still pizza?