Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

absolute unit

 

Iirc there were plans during the cold war for house-sized bombs with nuclear reactors that just flew around indefinitely until directed to hit something

 

Let’s just pray the Sky Cruise never falls into the wrong hands

 

When I kill a mosquito and blood splatters, is it all my blood or am I endangering myself with unknown pathogens?

 

Get some off

 

They had one of these in the Marvel movie your mom took me to see

 

I imagine giving a mosquito handjob is very difficult for a normal sized human

 

I have small hands

 

Getting closer

 

Anything will fly with enough lift

 

Source?

 

If lift > G(m/r)
Then fly

 

I was obviously testing Name P. Redacted bit you ruined it

 

Your risk of blood borne pathogen transfer is extremely low even if you're stuck by a needle

 

I drew out a free-body diagram but don’t know how to upload

 

Sorry I ruined your black panther party

 

One of the places I get my shave soap from is this small business in Arkansas. They started offering coffee bean on their web store.

Pretty random.

 

Dump I think another TMB meet up is needed

 

Seems wrong to record and post something like this. But that’s the world these days.

 

$100 seems cheap idk

 

Ok so for 100 buck gift card I get 30 minutes with you I can make out with you I can eat your pussy and fuck you raw is that all correct?

 

I’m pretty fly can lift me, Focker?

 

Yea the only way to transfer the pathogens are through anal sex we know thanks captain obvious

 

Dude is 100% getting robbed

 

Not for long

 

I want HBO to remake "Lonesome Dove" with Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson as Call and McRae.

 

Eating 4 (2 packs) frosted strawberry pop tarts @11:45p because I didn't eat enough dinner 5 hours ago.



Also because I'm a fat disgusting POS


ETA: the 2nd half of the 4th pop tart was too much.

 

I try using Donthatemebro’s “hi” hand gestures all the time now. It never fucking works. I am overweight and bald though.

 

I get a lot of “ Fuck off, retard!”

 

“You know it sexy! But it has to be a Google Play card. Soon as you get it, just send me the number off the back. Then I’ll call you and tell you where to meet me!”

Poor guy lol.

 

That was like me last night except it was two white fudge ding dongs and a Reese’s stix.

 

My vacation started Saturday and I still haven’t left.

 

So a cruise ship but in the sky

 

This may be a cigar lounge topic. But after watching "Cha cha real smooth" yesterday evening. I'm wondering whether or not you guys believe the universe gives you multiple soulmates, just one, or none? It's something that has been racking my mind on and off for years now.

 

If a girl smiles at me then she’s my soulmate.

 

Curious what the business is. Link?

Like they're offering roasted coffee beans or like a coffee bean scrub?

 

Hmm. Depends on your concept of a soul mate I suppose. Is there a difference between a soul mate and kindred spirits?

 

I believe our genetics allow humans to feel a deep physcial and emotional connection with many different people for the purposes of procreation and safety and the idea of soulmates is silly.

 

https://www.stirlingsoap.com/

You can get some shave soap, shampoo bars and... coffee.


I love this shop. All their products are great. Highly recommend. Just think it's odd they offer coffee.

 

who plays who?

 

I don't believe that they are that different tbh.

 

Must be in the collective unconscious because this concept has come up several times in the past few weeks. I struggle to accept people believe in this earnestly.

 

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

 

That was circa 2012, bro.

 

Yeah, but then I wonder if MM is too corny to pull off the Gus lines. Duvall >