SCOTUS Thread

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  1. RSK

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    Lol Kamala would probably lose 40 states

     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s a fucking great argument. Not to mention her solo career.
     
  3. fucktx

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    Kamala is fucking useless

    she can’t girl boss her way into arresting innocent people anymore and now she doesn’t know what to do
     
  4. VaxRule

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    The World Cup should ban us from playing this year
     
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  5. BellottiBold

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    Omg if the WOMEN'S WC did that
     
  6. Irush

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    I thought about this, but then I wondered about the optics of banning us for that while hosting a World Cup in Qatar. Seems like the point would fall flat
     
  7. Name P. Redacted

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    People expecting kamala to do anything must have forgot the 2020 primaries. She dropped one good burn on Joe then dropped out. Probably got the back room VP nod then.
     
  8. BudKilmer

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    The World Cup and The Olympics banning us due to regressive policies would make me beat my dick like it owes me money
     
  9. bro

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    She fucking sucks.
     
  10. bro

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    Ya, I’m sure he really honed his progressive views in Louisiana
     
  11. dump

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    Her name is Kopmala
     
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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    I’ll always be curious about what made Kennedy react this way

     
  13. VaxRule

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    They have a democratic governor at least
     
  14. Name P. Redacted

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    Remember when people thought Bobby Jindal was gonna make huge moves in Louisiana lol
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    I think it's unfair to expect or even think they should do this, but the team deciding not to play would be incredible.
     
  16. yaywaffles

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    would really love to know what they are discussing. the weather i guess
     
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  17. ~ taylor ~

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    System sucks.

    Sincerely,
    A lawyer
     
  18. CaneKnight

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    Please go away, these people are trash
     
  19. steamengine

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    I think Senators becoming presidents like every election cycle is a relatively new development and probably correlates pretty closely to our total disfunction, (W and Trump stealing elections aside) considering how much they love the senate and how it is by its very nature racist and regressive.
     
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  20. fucktx

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  21. Prospector

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    Supreme Court finds that the Civil War was wrongly decided, reinstates the Confederacy.
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    Flush with victory on abortion and guns, the formerly “Supreme” court is expected to release additional decisions at the end of this court term. Critics point out that Clarence Thomas, whose ownership by his great grandfathers owner’s descendants will now be reinstated, represents only 3/5 of a Justice which may allow President Biden to appoint a Justice with a 40% vote on the court. Other rulings expected to come soon:

    • Federal payments for health care (Medicare, Medicaid) will be limited to treatments available when the constitution was written. Government funding will be limited to blood letting and trepanning. States are free to write their own rules regarding leaches. Anesthesia is now outlawed as witchcraft.
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    Two and a half centuries of discovery and progress have obviously lead some Americans to believe that they have some say in their governance. They do, of course, provided they a white male landowners. The authors of our constitution were divinely inspired, and so we have no rights that people in 1783 would not recognize or understand. Those who disagree are within their rights to petition the government, but selecting that government in the first place is none of their business.
     
  22. CUAngler

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    I guess this goes here. my wife was talking to her colleague that runs the OB residency at her hospital and he brought up the fact that in states where abortion is outlawed residents will not be able to get the hours/certification mandated by the national accreditation board now.the downstream impact is that those programs will be a a disadvantage competitively and we will have classes of graduates who will lack the experience necessary to treat women in need.
     
  23. drewru

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    The one in Qatar? Where the stadiums were built with slave labor?

    While I agree with the sentiment, I don’t think FIFA is the champion of the downtrodden

    also, it would just give chud politicians more ammo for a culture war. “Soccer is for communists” “football is for freedom n ‘Merica!”
     
  24. drewru

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    yes, let’s punish a group of American women for being made second class citizens by a bunch of old men.
     
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  25. Randy Bobandy

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  26. BudKilmer

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    Good to see you as always Randy
     
  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  28. Doc Louis

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    Can't, not enough water to dissolve it in.
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    You're trying to kill the LIV Tour when it's just getting started. Awful.
     
  30. El Tiburon

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    So the surprise witness is Cassidy Hutchinson, a former Trump aide? Going to be real fun when she stands up and yells, "WHERE WE GO ONE, WE GO ALL!!!!!"

    edite: oops, wrong thread. Will repost in the Jan 6 thread.
     
  31. prerecordedlive

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    Really strong rebuttal, Randy. What would we do without you?
     
  32. Redav

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    Do you do this in real life? People are having a conversation and you walk by, blurt something nonsensical out and keep walking?
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    If he's a committed Republican, then yes.
     
  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    siap - thread:
     
  35. BlazingRebel

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  36. fucktx

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  37. Dillingham

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  38. Bruce Wayne

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    Michigan Supreme Court is 4-3 D and voted 6-0 on this issue.
     
  39. fucktx

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    I mean Jesus Christ

    could this fucking country get any worse
     
  40. fucktx

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    Apparently the AG fucked the case up completely
     
  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    absolutely OK to donate to individual politicians (*if they've done something or plan on doing something), do not, under any circumstances, donate to the Democratic Party / DNC
     
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  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I mean, a Republican president with the house and senate is going to get real bad real quick for most Americans. Was talking about how bad it will be on not just the lower class but also middle if they ban contraceptives. Lots of parents who voted all red are going to be raising their grandchildren now that their kids can’t use birth control. They thought gas prices were making their lives hard.
     
  43. Henry Blake

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    I mean, just think about all of the trigger laws that were just sitting there waiting. Red state legislature are gonna cook up some twisted stuff.
     
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  44. BlazingRebel

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  45. Henry Blake

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    ^ She's a complete ghoul, and CNN just keeps bringing her back.
     
  46. 40wwttamgib

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    he should have just kept talking over her as he was doing.