Golf Thread 2.0 - Jon Rahm sucks

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  1. pez

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    Ok that’s funny
     
  2. tjosu

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    At least someone openly admits it

     
  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    The puzzling thing is.. Why do they want Pat Perez?
     
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  4. Fran Tarkenton

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    Match Play, absolutely. You lost me on the St Jude.
     
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  5. Thoros of Beer

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    yes, they must protect the tournament played in memphis in the middle of the summer that no one watches
     
  6. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I can’t blame him a lick. Journeyman (at best) and getting a giant paycheck that he’d never sniff otherwise. *signmeup.gif*
     
  7. 1

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    Because believe it or not he's more of a "name" in the game of golf than over half their players
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    It's a charity for a childrens hospital that draws a great field. Of all the shitty events why cancel that one?
     
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  9. Thoros of Beer

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    I'm sympathetic and it sucks, but the Tour is in a fight for survival so no option should be off the table. Although, given FedEx's support I'd venture to guess it will stick around. They need to move the date, desperately.
     
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  10. junior5

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    Team one hole in one. 164 yards. Hit an 8 iron that took two hops and spun back in the hole. I’ve holed out from the fairway at various yardages at least 5 times
     
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  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Line about not having kids made me laugh..

    “You're not doing a month on the road anymore,” Koepka said. “You know, life does go on even though when we're not playing golf. So being away from home for a month. I don't have any kids that I know about. So being at home is not really a thing for me, but life does go on. And like there's some things we miss at home, being friends, family, a lot of birthdays. It would just be nice to be home a little bit more.”
     
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  12. jac3672

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    Grew up playing a ton of golf. Have never had a hole in one nor have I seen a hole in one (except on TV). Meanwhile, a friend of mine just had his 21st hole in one. He had 6 in the year 2021.
     
  13. DuffandMuff

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    This is something I would’ve read in the Guinness book of world records when I was 10.
     
  14. hudson

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    I don’t think I could be friends with that person at that point.
     
  15. houtex716

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    yeah fuck that guy
     
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  16. Bert Handsome

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  17. Bert Handsome

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  18. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Had one of those days at the range where everything is just clicking outside of a few outliers where you got lazy.
     
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  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    not that Georgia is any better, but seems like that Okie State program attracts a certain type.
     
  20. pez

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    this will be Koepkas fourth start since March
     
  21. Bert Handsome

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  22. Bert Handsome

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    Andy Johnson on Shotgun Start "... And Pat Perez, there are guys that miss games of the NBA Finals for child birth. You had your card. You missed out because you are a shitty dad and a shitty golfer. You could have gone but you chose to make more money..."


    :ded:
     
  23. teel

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    Dude has made $30 million in his career playing golf I'm sure he's really affected by some dweeb on a podcast calling him a shitty golfer lol
     
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  24. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Pat Perez isn’t going to fuck you
     
  25. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Will defend to the death any golfer who appears on the foreplay pod
     
  26. hudson

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    Ugh paired with a new to golfer and two 70’s who are ass slow and keep insist on walking to their ball. 60 minutes and just on hole 5.
     
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  27. IrishLAX2

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    I actually respect Pat Perez for being brutally honest about his motivations and his lack of giving a shit. Better than the guys trying to put up an incredibly fake facade to justify their actions.
     
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  28. ZeroPointZero

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    hell yeah! Go Pres Go!
     
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  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Agreed but him doing so made the LIV tour look very pathetic
     
  30. teel

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    normal behavior as always
     
  31. tigr2ndbase

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  32. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  33. Bert Handsome

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    Ok so just a shitty dad
     
  34. IrishLAX2

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    I think they made it pretty clear from their team branding that optics just aren’t a thing they care about.
     
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  35. tigr2ndbase

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    Math is hard for some people.
     
  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Ive watched golf every weekend for a few years now and don't think I've ever seen pat Perez hit a shot. I guess he had a show on pgatour radio that people liked.
     
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  37. tjosu

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    Hey
     
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  38. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    If their baseball team was any indicator as well…
     
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  39. Jigga

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    Or their football head coach
     
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  40. The Guglia

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    just so you know

    calling a bad thing bad = normal

    randomly defending someone (who doesn’t give a shit about you) who did an objectively bad thing because of your politics / commitment to being Peter Pan = not normal
     
  41. Bert Handsome

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    Power rankings of awful press conferences yesterday

    Tie 1. Brooks
    Tie 1. Wolf
    3. Perez (if he stopped before the child sob story he would be fine)
    4. Reed
    5. Bryson

    All of them are cowards for letting the others take bullets in London
     
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  42. teel

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    Stating somebody doesn't care what people say who has themselves stated publicly how little they care is not defending anything it's just stating facts. Acting like you need to know someone personally to comment on them while they're in the news is one of the most embarrassing things posted in here.
     
  43. ZeroPointZero

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    and yet it’s nowhere near as embarrassing as being the board’s preeminent Stoolie, so congrats!
     
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  44. teel

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    Continuously inventing completely unrelated things in your head to the topic at hand is psychotic behavior, congrats
     
  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    Greg has that chris evert look in his eyes for Justine

     
  46. Wee Bey

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    What are some of your favorite value courses in the tampa area for a hacker?
     
  47. Ty Webb

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    Might’ve posted before. Was playing the short course at Ballyneal after a round a couple of years ago. Ran into a group of guys from Omaha that we knew. They were all worked up because one of them had gotten a hole in one on a completely blind hole with a green that funnels everything to the pin location. Problem is that two of the guys were playing the exact same ball that was in the cup so they didn’t know who made it. I found it hilarious.
     
  48. tigr2ndbase

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    My first question is what would you consider a value? My group mostly plays in the new tampa/Wesley chapel/Lutz area so that’s what I’m familiar with. Here’s a few off the top of my head.
    Heritage Harbor
    Heritage Isle
    Plantation Palms
    Zephyrhills has some low priced courses
    USF course
     
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  49. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    The best course in Tampa is punching every single person you see in the face and then spitting on them when they’re on the ground and then reminding them they are trash people from a trash city in a 99% trash state.


    The 1% that isn’t is Northern PBC
     
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  50. Ty Webb

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    FIFY