Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Shinzon

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  2. Celemo

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    For the White People Taco Night aficionados out there, these are a game changer
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  3. kinghill

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    I switched to tortillas a long time ago. Crunchy Taco night became soft taco/burrito night. Those look cool though
     
  4. herb.burdette

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    No Mess and Original Mild might be the prime advertising driver for White People Taco Night aficionados. Beautiful product packing there.
     
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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Seems like it would be tough to evenly distribute the ingredients.
     
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  6. racer

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    You have to bob your burrito.
     
  7. Name P. Redacted

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    Crunchy tacos <<<
     
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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    What does this mean?
     
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  9. bigred77

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    No frigging way that's 'no mess'
     
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  10. spagett

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    So my boss nearly died yesterday

    A metal tie down broke loose from 2 cars in front of him, shredded the tire of the car in front of him, then shot through his window and knocked him out. The tie down lodged in the driver's seat, so he just missed a fatal impact.

    His wife grabbed the wheel, but their car crashed into another.

    Amazing he's alive. It fractured his skull, but they aren't concerned about internal bleeding. He's a great dude, too.
     
  11. Smuggy

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    No, bitch. Heavy traffic and 100F temperatures bother me too but that doesn't mean I'm going to avoid driving and going outside.
     
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  12. SugarShaun

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  13. VASooner

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    Although there is discussion over whether watermelon is a fruit or a vegetable, Senator Don Barrington (who sponsored the bill) said watermelon comes from the cucumber and gourd families, which are classified as vegetables. Oklahoma also recognizes a state fruit (strawberry).

    https://statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official-item/oklahoma/state-food-agriculture-symbol/watermelon
     
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  14. ~ taylor ~

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    The Oklahoma state fruit is James Lankford
     
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  15. Owsley

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  16. Truman

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    Youre not scratching it good enough
     
  17. VASooner

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    He's a state Senator in fucking Oklahoma, that goes without saying
     
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  18. kinghill

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    r u offering
     
  19. ashy larry

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    just survived an earthquake #builtdifferent
     
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  20. comrade static

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    Why not?

    A very small town by the name of Rush Springs claims to be (one of many) the watermelon capital of the world. They have a large annual watermelon festival every year. Been going on forever.
     
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  21. SugarShaun

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    Because it’s a fruit
     
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  22. racer

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    If it ain’t in Rhine County, GA then they’re lying.
     
  23. comrade static

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    Well, my guess would be that collectively as a state, we aren’t that smart. Plus, unless it is deep fried, I don’t think people eat vegetables here.
     
  24. hood b. goode

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  25. SugarShaun

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  26. Shawn Hunter

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  27. LA window washer

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    Tried searching but didn’t come up with anything. I’m deciding between a full sized PC or laptop. I need suggestions for both, I don’t keep up to date with the computer world.
     
  28. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    budget LA window washer ?

    Newest Macbook or Dell XPS 15 if you want to go top of line.

    PC is a greyer area, as you'd need to price out monitor/keyboard/mouse/etc if you don't already have those.
     
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  29. racer

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    Good tune to listen to at any time
    Not BAD meaning BAD but BAD meaning GOOD…wicka wicka scratchy scratch scratch… there it is.


     
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  30. fucktx

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  31. TC

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    Radioshack
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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  33. TC

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  34. Shawn Hunter

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    One of our patients called in today asking for an appointment because he fell asleep with the hair dryer turned on and burned his arm. Ever since I've been trying to figure out how one falls asleep on top of a running hair dryer.
     
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  35. Corky Bucek

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    Narcolepsy
     
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  36. Shawn Hunter

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    YEah but he phrased in a way that suggested he just forgot to leave it on like one does if they are lying down and they forget to turn the TV off before going to sleep, not like he just had a sudden attack of sleep.
     
  37. TC

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    Make it through the second one just now? :ohdear:
     
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  38. LA window washer

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    I want to stay under $1500 or so. I’m more leaning towards laptop, just less shit to worry about moving.
     
  39. racer

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    Good lord I hope you’re not the one taking calls and in charge of booking appointments
     
  40. ashy larry

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    little shook but fine
     
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  41. racer

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    Patient:
    Hello, I think I just had a seizure and would like to follow up. I just passed out and started shaking uncontrollably.

    Shawn:
    Sounds like you had a puppy chasing a rabbit dream lol see you in 10 months at your physical.

    *click*
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

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    I do make some appointments. I let the nurses handle that one. We were overbooked, so up to them to decide if they could work him in. They put him on the schedule and this stupid motherfucker didn't even show up.
     
  43. Shawn Hunter

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    Well we're an outpatient wound clinic that only schedules by referral so we wouldn't be scheduling someone for a seizure to begin with.
     
  44. racer

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    Wow calling a very nice man with a very dangerous medical condition a stupid mother fucker is not very nice.
     
  45. Shawn Hunter

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    Falling asleep on a running hair dryer and then not coming in for a same-day appointment makes him a stupid motherfucker in my book.
     
  46. bigred77

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    Geeze Shawn.
    Glad you arnt in customer service
     
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  47. MG2

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  48. racer

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    Amazing that the brass didn’t just override it and put on a playlist remotely
     
  49. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Are Lenovos / Thinkpads still quality laptops? Haven't had to buy a new one in a while.
     
  50. racer

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