**We got him! (no, not that THAT him) - the official Jan 6 committee hearing thread**

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  1. ned's head

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    Imagine gleefully voting for the guy who isn't capable of deciding to eat a ham sandwich to run the country
     
  2. WhiskeyDelta

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    Have we reached peak "worst person you know makes a good point"?
     
  3. Bruce Wayne

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    Is he the fucking joker or something
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Imagine saying the guy you want to be king is an actual moron and also has zero plan for anything.
     
  5. NilesIrish

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    Starting to think they are going to try and jettison Trump in order to save the fascist movement.
     
  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “Look he may essentially be a giant 3 year old but we should definitely give him the nuclear codes”
     
  7. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    God damn this dude sucks

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  8. Mix

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    Look the guy is the dumbest guy I know which is why I think he should be made emperor.
     
  9. seanofthedead86

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    This would confirm Trump's parallel with Mussolini.
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    yet he’d vote for him a third time
     
  12. Mix

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    Is the Secret Service filled with chuds? Don't know why but I'm surprised by that.
     
  13. Doc Louis

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    People go to Hinder concerts. It doesn't make them good.
     
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  14. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  15. Trip McNeely

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    I’d imagine most of them were cops first, so there’s probably a high percentage of chuddiness within the ranks.
     
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  16. Cornfed Buffalo

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    SAY THAT TO MY FACE
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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  18. bro

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    who is this tony ornato fool and why aren't they dragging his ass out to testify tomorrow
     
  19. Truman

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    He's a Secret Service guy.
     
  20. bro

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    Well, it is a version of law enforcement
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Will they be covering anything surrounding the Four Seasons Total Landscaping scenario because I think they should get testimony on that as a treat.

    Funniest thing ever in the history of time.
     
  22. VaxRule

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    He’s an asshole that can accidentally be funny.
     
  23. zeberdee

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    charisma doesn’t mean good.
     
  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Some of the most charismatic people in history were monsters.
     
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  25. ned's head

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    Think he was described as such a hardcore maga guy that pence was worried he'd whisk him away so he couldn't do his job on the 6th
     
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  26. zeberdee

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    and not necessarily intelligent.
     
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  27. UCFkc123

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    I recall Gillum (who ended up having a lot of issues himself, obvi) beating DeSantis easily in the debates. Of course Florida voted for DeSantis anyway (just barely).
     
  28. Vito Corleone

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    Gillum had that great line about how all racists like DeSantis, but like the majority of the democratic party, he failed to realize republican voters vote republican because of the racism, not despite it
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s a literal clown. People laugh at him trying to be serious.
     
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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The former president of the United States was told twice to put on glasses to look at an eclipse. He did not do it.
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Trump questioned whether or not we could use nukes or weapons to stop the hurricanes (something he claims to have heard somewhere) he though china was sending us. He thought this because because before he became the actual president he was cast to play the president in Sharknado 3. In Sharknado 3 the actors work with the president in order to use government weapons to destroy the Sharknados.
     
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  32. ned's head

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    He is too fat and too stupid to ever do what he is accused of doing. Checkmate, libs.
     
  34. BP

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    Is there a place to keep up with the major findings/bullet points each day?
     
  35. Fran Tarkenton

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    This thread is what I am using

    Seems like a recycling of all the popular twitter accounts.
     
  36. BP

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    I haven’t been able to keep up with the thread. I’m only on page 3. I listen to some of Seder’s quick clips when I can.
     
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  37. pez

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    actually the best way to get him to admit to it. Keep putting out there that he’s too fat to do it
     
  38. Fran Tarkenton

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    then shorter route is just look at Chris Hayes twitter feed. Seems like that is all being shared in here.
     
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  39. Schadenfred

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    An yes, the ol' "If he doesn't fit, you must acquit" defense.
     
  40. Detlef Schrempf

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    I was more waiting for the “well the president I know always wears his seat belt, he couldn’t have possibly done it with his seat belt on.”
     
  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Can federal prosecutors not conduct their own investigation?
     
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  42. fucktx

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  43. ned's head

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  44. bro

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    pretty much
     
  45. VaxRule

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    Remember when Pam Bondi accepted a bribe from the Trump family to drop an investigation into Trump University?

    I remember.
     
  46. Blu Tang Clan

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    Until the Secret Service gets on the stand and testifies, I don’t really give a shit about their spin. Of course our horrible news media just throws it out there with very little context.
     
  47. VaxRule

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    “A cop said this to me”

    - every news story ever.
     
  48. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Pretty astounding that fed prosecutors were unaware of the details of the Tuesday testimony.
     
  49. beerleagueman

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    Peter Alexander loves carrying water for them
     
  50. Blu Tang Clan

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    Clearly.