Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    That Facebook group I’ve posted a couple times. Usually around face value or lower. No fees. Good people.
     
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    How about going 5-2 in New York tho!! It should have been 6-1 or a straight sweep but I’m thrilled with 5-2 against these two.
     
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    Just need to finish off the cheating yanks at home tomorrow
     
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    *4-2 in NYC, but yes, probably should've been 5-1 or a sweep. And now 6-2 overall against the NY teams. Also, kinda crazy, but the Mets and Yankees never held a lead against the Astros, the Yankees just had those 2 walk-offs
     
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    Thanks dude. Do you have a preference between these 3?

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    See if that works
     
  8. Tex

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    Almost 30k people. A lot are season ticket holders.
     
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    Beware of scammers tho. It seems like everyday someone is getting scammed on there.
     
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    Ya people are idiots. Just search the persons name, make sure they have been in the group a while, people vouched for them etc.

    I’ve never had any issues and gotten club seats for dirt cheap for most games I go to.
     
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    Also if you’re worried just pay with PayPal goods and services. It costs like $6 but it protects you.
     
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    Oh nice. I didn’t know that.
     
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    Peña and Dong concussion?
     
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    i hope not with the yankees series coming up
     
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    Luckily we only play them once tomorrow then a double header toward the end of the month.
     
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    Oh it’s literally only one game? weird
     
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    Yeah, I thought maybe they were stopping for 1 in Houston on their way to a weekend series in Arlington, but they’re actually playing in Cleveland this weekend, so weird.
     
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    It’s to make up the week we lost since they started late. You’ll notice late in July they’re coming back for one day albeit a double a header.
     
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    So both Peña and Yordan both flew with the team last night so that’s a good sign as far as concussions.
     
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    That lineup makes about as much sense as usc and ucla going to the big.
     
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    That’s an ugly lineup. Stros bout to get booty blasted or he’s a damn wizard.
     
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    Yep, could be one of worst Astros batting lineups assembled all season—only 2 batters over .255, none over .269, and 4 batters at .222 or less
     
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    Yikes. Seems like a good game to drink heavily for. Ordering from specs now.
     
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    Tito’s is flowing. Bold strategy Tuck.
     
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    Seems decent

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    Bregman doing alright today
     
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    And the Astros win just like we all expected
     
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    Never a doubt!
     
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    So he’s a damn wizard
     
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    The cheating yanks suck lmbo should have been a clean sweep
     
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    ICYMI



     
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    is that good
     
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    I see the bats were pretty upset losing by one run for two innings last night.
     
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    Machete with two bombs
     
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    We are having a good time. Back to back.
     
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    Allll the homers
     
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    50 wins. I like it after that shit start to the season.
     
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    Ended up passing on good tickets today due to not being able to find 3 others to go at the last minute, would’ve been a good game to go to
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    But just got offered the same 4 tickets to Wednesday night’s game (Sec 118, row 18) and already found a few friends to go

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    Valdez with 12 Ks in a row. Pretty good. He needs to stop with the walks.
     
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