Realignment: The ACC enters the Suck Zone

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  1. 1

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  2. GoodForAnother

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  3. drewru

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    The whole “we’re going to play despite the pandemic and what our conference says” didn’t really endear the husks either
     
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  4. fish

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    It's corn. Good for tortillas, I guess.
     
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    Soccer and swimming history >>>
     
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    Swear on the bible
     
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  7. VaxRule

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    Welp, it was fun while it lasted. Bid rescinded.
     
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  8. fish

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    I'm not sure you understand how this "bid" is working.
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Sir I think it is you who is misunderstand something here. It’s a requirement to have strong feelings about corn in this conference how will you even engage in regional corn banter
     
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  10. VaxRule

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    Listen, pledge, we’re called the Big Ten Cornference for a reason. Best start learning how high the stalks should be by the 4th of July, or this marriage isn’t going to last.
     
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  11. Bo Pelinis

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    Knee high if you’re from those loser cold ass northern states like Michigan and Minnesota. They’re way taller than that here in the formerly warmest state in the B1G
     
  12. VaxRule

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    Nobody cares how quickly field corn grows
     
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  13. Bo Pelinis

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    Do you eat steaks and cereal? That’s what I fucking thought
     
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    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  15. Homo Erectus

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    Nice tits, Bill
     
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  16. fish

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    I'm seriously about to learn everything about raising corn so I can grow a 5 x 5 patch in my yard to show how much I love this move.
     
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  17. fish

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    They really are for a man of his age.
     
  18. drewru

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    fish do yourself a favor and just learn some corn basics. We refused and learned the hard way; if you reject corn culture they’ll start calling you a zebra mussel or some other weird shit that will require more research to understand than it would have to just learn corn in the first place.

    For those who have no clue what I’m talking about:
    https://www.thedailygopher.com/plat...nnesota-football-rutgers-zebra-mussel-big-ten
     
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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  20. VaxRule

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  21. Fuck this

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  22. repoocs

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    Do it right. Ask the Iowa fans. Their corn knowledge is far superior.
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    This motherfucker
     
  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    Once had a restaurant serve me huevos rancheros on flour tortillas and it was so bad. Has to be corn, preferably from a B1G state
     
  25. drewru

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    Was in Mexico City recently- they call that gringo-style
     
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  27. Jax Teller

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    Like USC/UCLA to PSU, Maryland and Rutgers is any better.
     
  28. Corch

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    Today I found out that most sports writers had no idea it's a long way from New Jersey to California.
     
  29. Herpitus Derp

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    I’m a bit behind here, but actually Nebraska got kicked out of the AAU because the AAU downgraded agricultural research in their performance metrics. Nebraska, in response, tried to claim research credit from the University of Nebraska Medical Center, but were denied because it is in Omaha and is administratively separate from the Lincoln campus.

    Interestingly, the AAU took no heat from either the media or other B1G schools for downgrading agricultural research in the age of global warming.

    Gbr
     
  30. Thoros of Beer

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    Makes me sick when the AAU has the audacity to drop Nebraska when they can't even get their youth basketball leagues under control. Look in the mirror, AAU!
     
  31. drewru

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    I can’t think of a bigger cultural mismatch than Oregon and the SEC.
     
  32. jokewood

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    Corn is going Hollywood. I anticipate on-screen consumption of corn and high fructose corn syrup will ramp up in TV and movies over the next 5 years.
     
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  33. GoodForAnother

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    typical wasteful California water usage
     
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  34. fish

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    My wife and I have no children.... we're far ahead on water conservation scale.
     
  35. TAS

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    Oregon's invite was permanently revoked a decade ago

     
  36. Constant

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  37. drewru

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  38. Constant

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    What the fuck?
     
  40. mb711

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    And Auburn in 23-24, this better not fuck that up, I’ve been waiting to see Auburn play at Cal for ~a decade since they signed the deal
     
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  41. herb.burdette

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    Indiana Dunes seashore, IMO.

    Non-B1G members, the Indiana Dunes seashore is really a thing.

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  42. 20/20/20/20

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    Nebraska has a beach volleyball team, so I don’t think legit shoreline is required. They have an indoor sand court.
     
  43. herb.burdette

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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    let them eat cake
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    does anyone carry it lol
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    without ucla and sc are they still really the “conference of champions”?
     
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  48. Patface

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    WCC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
     
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  49. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    WCC basketball been elite for years.
     
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  50. herb.burdette

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    So does USC.
     
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