Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. racer

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    Sneezing while you pee and turning on that turbo flow that your pee hole was not dilated for.
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Fuck yes I have. It's soul crushing.
     
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  3. Simon Templar

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    I don’t know if it’s just me but it feels like 80% of the time I’m working in Excel lately it crashes.
     
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  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Just now finding out that my mom used to babysit for Strom Thurmond’s kids when she was in college. Sadly, she was looking after the boring white legitimate ones and not the secret mixed race daughter whose existence was unknown to the public until after Strom’s death.
     
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  5. ~ taylor ~

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    I have Word issues sometimes at work, but seemingly only when I'm working one one particular partner's clients. He thinks I'm an idiot, the rest my of firm thinks I'm good at my job. It's hilarious to me.
     
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  6. kinghill

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    just said out loud to myself, a 44 yr old man, working from home alone, “STOP FUCKING EATING”

    man I have these days. I used to be able to have breakfast/lunch/dinner with 2 healthy snack breaks in between but that is definitely not happening since WFH
     
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  7. ashy larry

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    it was felt by many
     
  8. ashy larry

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  9. The Banks

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    They invented a scale a few years back to put this into a number.
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    This is the best business name/logo I have ever seen
     
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  11. TC

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    3.5 I believe
     
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  12. Shawn Hunter

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    :ded:
     
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  13. JonathanCoachman

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    Vomiting uncontrollably whilst having a gushing nose bleed is unpleasant from my experience.
     
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  14. ~ taylor ~

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    It's probably the total organ failure that's really unpleasant in that situation. Sorry about the rupturing of many important parts of your insides.
     
  15. JonathanCoachman

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    Cleaning up the mess is worse than the massive organ failures. It' basically impossible to keep your head positioned in the sweet spot where both the vomit and blood are landing in the toilet bowl.
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    You gotta use the vomit to steer the blood
     
  17. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    I only drive on the weekends thankfully but god $5-6/gallon is really starting to hurt
     
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  18. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Chin below the rim bro
     
  19. jbr

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    $5500 over budget for June. We’re going backwards, boys.
     
  20. a.tramp

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    That is considerably over budget imho.
     
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  21. jbr

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    I should have said ‘budget’.

    In my household’s defense, $1900 went to a new water heater and $2100 went to the rest of our vacation rental this month ($500 of which is refundable).
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    A new water heater and a vacation rental seem to be planned/justified expenses as opposed to thousands of dollars over budget on shit at like Target
     
  23. jbr

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    But that’s not as post worthy
     
  24. Clown Baby

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    You've got to believe in yourself
     
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  25. jbr

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    If exaggerating on the internet is wrong then I have never been right
     
  26. The Blackfish

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    How much of that is candles?
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    $3600
     
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  28. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    @low_presci
     
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  29. kinghill

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    $3579 over budget in June 2022 for me. "Worst" month for me since as far back as I've had a "budget".

    Combination of
    - Family vacation and ran it up a bit
    - HOA assessment due and paid... not a surprise, expected it was coming.
    - Expensive a/c repair, fuck.
    - Two birthday parties I paid for, bit expensive more than usual
    - Zero windfall / extra income lol

    July will be better.
     
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  30. kinghill

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    spot on

     
  31. spagett

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    Noticed my buddy's neighbor watching triple D on his giant TV that faces his deck

    Stepped outside later and he had switched to interracial anal
     
  32. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Did you think he wouldn't be?
     
  33. seanofthedead86

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    And how was it?
     
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  34. Lip

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    which races
     
  35. pearl

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    Tried fried oyster (and oyster in general) for the first time. Definitely falls under the acquired taste section for me

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  36. DUCKMOUTH

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    Love oysters all ways. Charbroiled styles are the best though
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    Fried oyster rock imo
     
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  38. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    I’m going to go back and try Clams next week. Never had that either. The place also has King Crab too
     
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  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think oysters are a lower tier sea creature. To each their own though.
     
  40. Corky Bucek

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    Well I think you are a lower tier Georgia poster. To each their own though.
     
  41. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    a well fried oyster that's crunchy on the outside but the oyster is basically raw in the middle is one of the best things to eat
     
  42. ned's head

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    Got a good laugh at the $500 being refundable as if that would reduce the overage. Very much in the spirit of "it's on sale, so we would have lost money by not buying it."
     
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  43. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    raw
    charbroiled
    fried

    all are pretty great though

    Smoked are wxcellent as an ingredient but not a fan of them on their own
     
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  44. Truman

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    I dont think I’ve had fried. Raw is great. Grilled is meh. I don’t think I’d like them fried.
     
  45. fattus

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    In Orange County I can decide on a whim to go to a movie, even something opening that weekend, and have my pick of theatre/time/seat.

    I’m in Utah County seeing my brother and we decide to go see Top Gun. Checked at 1 and everything was sold out all day except one theatre at one time and we got the last seats.
     
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  46. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    smoked texture can be a tough hang for us westerners
     
  47. Clown Baby

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    Grilled oysters are great and I won’t stand for you besmirching them
     
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  48. Eathan Edwards

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    Redfish Grill in Nola's BBQ (I would say they're closer to buffalo but alas) is one of the best appetizers in the city:

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  49. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    ive stayed in the hyatt thats basically over this restaurant half a dozen times and never gone here

    should remedy that next time
     
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  50. Clown Baby

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    This looks amazing
     
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