Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "You can't post addresses and scheduling information for clinics! You're not a doctor!"
     
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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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  3. Gaknight

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    Brb burning my HS diploma
     
  4. seanofthedead86

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    Nothing lamer than an individual securing the domain for a shitty Texas politician.
     
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  5. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Lincoln here. You?
     
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  6. LookslikeUofI

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  7. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    We move in an irredeemable society
     
  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Abbhorent.

    I'll prolly lose my license if MN elects the fascist running for governor, who has already stated publicly he'd fire members our state board of medical practice.

    Won't even be mad. Canada time.
     
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  10. BudKilmer

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  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    God is like the ultimate rapist, I think this “no exceptions for incest or rape” tracks.
     
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  12. NilesIrish

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    It’s astonishing to me that the impetus for me “swiping right” on the girl I’m dating was a crack about loving vaccines… that’s how broken this place is, liking science is a source of major attraction.
     
  13. beerme

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    this wording really triggers me for some reason
     
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  14. ned's head

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  15. fattus

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    I’m in Utah seeing family today on my way back home from Colorado. They claim they’re not MAGA because they hate Trump. I told them they are because they support his policies.

    “Well, yeah, but that doesn’t make me MAGA!”
     
  16. GrizzliesDrew

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    "Oh, we don't care for the term 'Internment camps.' We're calling them 'Tokyo TimeOuts' from now on.
     
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  17. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I know it’s terrible but I audibly laughed at Tokyo Timeouts
     
  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Patriot Front marched around Boston today
     
  19. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Is this a New England Patriots fan club? Good for them getting out in to the community!
     
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  20. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  21. CaneKnight

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    This was the goal. I fucking hate Americans. Purposely destroying your child’s education because racism
     
  22. BlazingRebel

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    This was last year but I wish they had thrown a tear gas canister in the uhaul and shut the door.
     
  23. CaneKnight

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    That’s why these bitches carry guns. None of them are actually men.
     
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  24. NilesIrish

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    Just incredible pussies.
     
  25. beerme

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    haha some of those kids chasing them are like 14 at best
     
  26. TAXTAXTAX

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    To be fair, education in America has always been pretty shitty.
     
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  27. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Depends on the president/institution.
     
  28. bro

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    Imagine siding with these people

    Ann Zielke, a parent of a student in the district, told NBC News that School Board Vice President Terri Boyer claimed the book offered an "unbalanced" account of historical events.

    "What she said to me was that we actually need an 'American' perspective,'" Zielke said, adding that the people in the internment camps were Americans.
     
  29. ned's head

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    This about sums it up. Democracy ain't the objective.

     
  30. JGator1

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    mayor

     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah when I think Boston the last thing I think is racism.
     
  32. "Against all that Boston stands for"
    :dubioustrump:
     
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  33. Prospector

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    So yesterday or something Magamonth was trending

    Just saw a commercial saying this is disability month

    Checks out lol
     
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  34. bro

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    Nate is such an idiot. Congrats on stumbling upon the solution to all our problems
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    She didn’t lose her license, or board certification. She was removed from a board of directors position.
     
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  36. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Police escort home

     
  37. 40wwttamgib

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    Police escorting their buddies, who could have seen that coming?
     
  38. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Their coworkers*
     
  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Not a cop in site, but if they were carrying pro choice signs the whole force would be there in riot gear clubbing them
     
  40. GrizzliesDrew

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    Oh, there’s plenty of cops…you just can’t tell
     
  41. prerecordedlive

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    I got the request for the diversity survey and Christmas treed that shit. Enjoy it, Ron.
     
  42. CUAngler

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    The civil war thread is archived but today is a great day for the true American patriots

     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Oh there were plenty of cops there.
     
  44. El Tiburon

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    I started this post in the trashy people thread, but I now need to move it over here. What in the living fuck is going on?

    I’m in Marco Island at a nice hotel for the long weekend. Saw a Cuban dude (who at first I thought was just a white guy) wearing a MAGA hat and a T-shirt that says “Anti-Socialist” in big block letters on it. Then by the pool he’s joined by a huge, fat Latin looking guy with a MAGA hat and his equally fat wife/girlfriend and their young kid. Then another muscle dude who is also Cuban shows up with a shirt that says “American as Fuck l” across it. Just when I think it can’t get worse, two black dudes join them. One has a giant 3 Percenter pool float and the other one has a Donald Trump life preserver (like his have and tiny hands protrude from the top) with MAGA written across it. Is there going to be a Proud Boys rally here? WTF?

    Been coming to the same hotel every year for 15 years now and never seen this shit before.
     
  45. The Banks

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  46. BudKilmer

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    Lee is overrated as fuck because McClellan was the Tommy Bowden of generals. Scared of his own shadow
     
  47. CUAngler

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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    /Florida
     
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