Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    He’s out
     
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    Machete with the heads up ball. You love to see it.
     
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    get fucked
     
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    Dong!
     
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    A walkoff dong. A thing of beauty
     
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    ROY!
     
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    Breggy bomb
     
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    Man Peña has been a pleasant surprise after losing Correa

    I still wish we kept Springer
     
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    Boom
     
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    Safe on both counts. A rare miss by two umps smh.
     
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    Terrible inning
     
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    Dong with the cannon!
     
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    I love him so much.
     
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    Dong!!
     
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    Nice!
     
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    He’s well on his way to becoming my favorite Astro of all time
     
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    Who’s running the Astros Twitter account?!? They tweeted this after the HR which made it 6-9 :)

     
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    :peekaboo:
     
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    Wtf is this start
     
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    Brutal AB by Chas
     
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    it’s probably because I’m in attendance tonight
     
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    Ah that explains it
     
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    This is awful
     
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    Ok this isn’t so awful
     
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    I love Stanek
     
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    He definitely deserves to be an all star.
     
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    I don’t think I’ve ever seen Tucker throw his bat…
     
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    Another walk off would be neat
     
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    Tucker has sucked in the field this series and hit a lot of pop ups. He’s pissed.

    The pen sucks again.
     
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    How on earth is dubon hitting right now?!?!!
     
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    Meyers needs to move up in batting order.
     
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    Losing every nine games, I’ll take it.
     
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    I’m not freaking out if that’s how you took it. But he’s certainly a better option in the lead off compared to dubion.
     
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    Dong not starting in the all star game is ridiculous
     
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    Love that the nickname Dong caught on
     
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    How bad is this ump? I’m listening to the game on a radio at a kids birthday party.
     
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    Martin got called out on a borderline strike. But it’s been a frustrating day. Almost as bad as yesterday. Which obviously didn’t help the matter.
     
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    If Pena was ok enough to be on deck there, why didn’t he just pinch hit there instead of JJ?!?
     
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    Dusty sucks ass
     
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    At least he finally argued with an ump today and got thrown out, seems like they’ve been getting dicked over by umps a lot this year. But yeah, some of the lineups recently have been pretty puzzling
     
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    Pretty sure I saw the Stros have been fucked the most by umps this season
     
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