Happy birthday user: Devine

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  1. ARSENAL

    ARSENAL Well-Known Member
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    Best mod and the best friend a guy could ask for

    please leave you’re best devine memories in here.

    2014 K-State in Morgantown. He stole a cooler from a homeless guy for his Coors lights
     
  2. fattus

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    I have no devine memories which means they are the best.
     
  3. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    I remember that time I found out his brother was a vocal chud on this very site.
     
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  4. ned's head

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    I'll always laugh at the time his kid stole his credit card and racked up $1000 in Fortnite avatars
     
  5. a.tramp

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    I remember that one time devine said he was going to smoke or grill something on a given day and he actually followed through with it on that day.
     
  6. fattus

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    In all honesty I was insanely jealous of the happenings during devine / bertwing / blind dog meetup and have good memories of that thread.
     
  7. Line 4 Guy

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    I thought he got booted in the great purge.
     
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  8. hudson

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    You guys never wish me happy birthday
     
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  9. Emma

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    Who?

    hbd devine
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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    That one time he died in a train wreck was something.
     
  11. Tobias

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    for his birthday, my gift to him is a rematch of the asheville invitational. he’s been begging me for years to per his words “avenge my humiliating loss to you”
     
  12. Irush

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    Hope the pirates give him a birthday win
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    Lol I’ve heard about birthday wishes coming true, but this would be a miracle!
     
  14. Irush

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    off to a good start imo
     
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  15. One Two

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    This thread sucks
     
  16. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    someone is trying to make the birthday party about himself
     
  17. One Two

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    Shhh!
     
  18. BayouMafia

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    chill devine it is your birthday

     
  19. nexus

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    I haven't stepped foot inside a Target in years strictly based on loyalty to our birthday boy, happy 20th buddy
     
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  20. blind dog

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    I’ve got nothing
     
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  21. C A N E

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    he must have reservations at Chili's Bar & Grill
     
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  22. Sir Phobos

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  23. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I remember watching our ‘Neers try valiantly (but fail) to cross the 50 against Mike Gundy’s Oklahoma State squad. At least the fans were very supportive of the quarterback.
     
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  24. blind dog

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  25. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Thankfully he’s changed and grown since this moment.

    He now drinks Michelob Ultra.
     
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  26. dump

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    I remember helping him get his puppy
     
  27. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hopefully he gets some cheesecake, or something else if he's not a fan
     
  28. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    if he isn’t a fan of cheesecake does he deserve a birthday treat
     
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  29. blind dog

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    This actually is false, Devine is great. I'm fully aware I was the biggest embarrassment of our Fayetteville adventure but before that

    He sends me & bert pics of him drinking while shoveling snow past midnight when his flight leaves early af while we tell him he's gonna miss his flight
    He misses flight
    His uber breaks down and he has to walk down highway in a snowstorm
    He misses next connecting flight bc his plane is doing loopty loops outside of newark airport and he almost gets stranded there
    He finally gets to chicago and then fayetteville while me & bert get drunk and make fun of him
    We get him drunk and he eats a paqui hot chip challenge like it's no big deal then violently throws up

    Hardest I've laughed maybe ever. We won't discuss anything else that happened after
     
    #29 blind dog, Jul 11, 2022
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  30. repoocs

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  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    U r a saint
     
  32. blind dog

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  33. bertwing

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  34. ARSENAL

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    When you give me a handy in the parking lot of a Fuddruckers… I’ll start a HDB thread for you, too :blush:
     
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  35. hudson

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    What about a Waffle House?
     
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  36. ARSENAL

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    We’ve got a deal
     
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  37. hudson

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    September 28th in castle rock Colorado it is.
     
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  38. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    but why
     
  39. Irush

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    bet you feel silly now, pal
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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    No. Reverse jinx worked exactly as I planned. :smug:
     
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  41. hudson

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    I’m in Denver those two nights and that would be the closest one.
     
    #41 hudson, Jul 12, 2022
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2022
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  42. electronic

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    Can’t believe Noel Devine didn’t win a Heisman.
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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  44. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    not the smartest man or best poster but those things don't mean much to the #Nebraska Cornhuskers fanbase fortunately. happy bday bud!
     
  45. bertwing

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  46. bertwing

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  47. Boo MFer!

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  48. Taques

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    bet it was great :roll:
     
  49. Corky Bucek

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    Better than his bbq lol
     
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  50. laxjoe

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    Happy birthday devine

    (right under the wire)
     
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