Vasectomy Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CUAngler, Feb 24, 2021.

  1. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Why did your dentist need to see your genitals?
    Talk about a root canal
     
    #351 Homo Erectus, Mar 21, 2022
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2022
  2. billdozer

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    Sounds like blind dog's type of dentist
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  3. kinghill

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    am I the only one here who got it done under general anesthesia?
     
  4. blind dog

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    team valium and no needle local anesthesia. looked like a tiny caulk gun, made me jump but didn't hurt
     
  5. Pokes

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    He’s the kinda guy that would convert to Judaism purely for the jokes
     
  6. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Well, time to get this done
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    And that offends you as a Jewish person?
     
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  8. Pokes

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    It offends me as a mediocre message board poster
     
  9. IV

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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    blind dog was Catholic, if he ever gets Polish citizenship he will be unstoppable, he will have total joke immunity.
     
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  11. Hail Southern

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    Got my intro appointment scheduled :bananallama:
     
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  12. Baseballman86

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    Had biometric screening at work today. Blood drawn. Immediately left to go give sample for vasectomy follow up. Two radically different sample experiences, and one was significantly more fun
     
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  13. texasraider

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    Scheduled for a week from today.
    Not nervous but kinda nervous
     
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  14. fsugrad99

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    June I’m going to Bonnaroo

    July I’m getting a camera stuck up mah butt

    August I’m getting a needle stuck in mah junk

    Life is a series of contrasts
     
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  15. Han Solo

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    Just gotta get thru June and then you can finally have some enjoyment in life.
     
  16. am16401

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    having my procedure in a few hours my Dr is offering me Nitrous. Should I take that or decline and save the $150.00
     
  17. blind dog

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    I'm always team take whatever drugs they offer but 150 seems steep af. When I had snip they gave me 2 valiums
     
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  18. ned's head

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    I didn't have anything and it was fine (no scalpel tho). I wouldn't do it if it meant you couldn't drive yourself home if you were planning on that
     
  19. am16401

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    I have someone to drive me home. Im just wondering if I want to drop $150 for 15 mins of gas if folks think the pain is tolerable enough with just a valium and local
     
  20. LuPoor

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    It's not fun, but it's definitely tolerable with just a local. I didn't even have the valium.
     
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  21. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    You won't feel anything other than your own mental torture after the first numbing shot
     
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  22. ned's head

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    You've lived with your testicles for this long. I think you owe it to them to feel them exiting your body
     
  23. Baseballman86

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    Pain during the procedure was not an issue for me, just uncomfortable with some pressure and tugging.
     
  24. am16401

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    thanks gents for the feedback I think I'm going to pass on the gas then. Well omw to get my snip so excited and scared at the same time lol.
     
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  25. ryno23

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    Nitrous is cheap as hell. That is a rip off amount of $. Just crush a few beers and a Xanax.
     
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  26. JohnnyChimpo

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    unsure-undecided.gif
     
  27. am16401

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    All done thanks guys for recommending not to get the nitrous. Other than the tugging and some pinching I didn’t feel anything
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Do a test spray and see if it worked
     
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  29. Snakes

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    Scheduled for Thursday afternoon 7/29. am i going to be able to work from home the next day? all i do is answer emails and take random phone calls.
     
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  30. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Yes. Your employer doesn't need to know that though
     
  31. TableKnight

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    Recovery is easier than you imagine. I played video games with my kids all weekend after mine.

    I know it's been said many times, but the anxiety leading up to the procedure is much worse than the procedure or the recovery.
     
  32. Snakes

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    also someone explain to me why i would ever decline the nitrous
     
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  33. Bruce Bowen

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    5 posts up
    Also, I guess it depends if they are charging you or not.
     
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  34. TableKnight

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    Some people don't like nitrous. I imagine it's just for the anxiety.

    I had a nice convo with my doctor during the whole procedure. Once they numb the nuts it doesn't feel like any more than tugging and pulling.
     
  35. Snakes

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    my only experience with nitrous is from concerts 12 years ago. It was fine. I will take it if offered because deep down i will always be a degenerate.
     
  36. b7

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    After mine I was able to do pretty much anything other than day 3 I was bored and went out and raked some dirt and planted grass seed. That was a no no.
     
  37. am16401

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    I had reservations bec I would have to pay $150 for 15 mins of gas. I paid $75 at my dentist a few years ago for a procedure that took an hr. If it was $75 I prob would have just did it but knowing what I know now about the procedure even that would have felt like it was a waste of money.
     
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  38. ryno23

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    We get huge tanks of nitrous for under $100. Like 30 lb'ers. We usually do not even charge people but if we do we charge like $15/20.
     
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  39. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
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    The ability to drive home?
     
  40. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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    Wife will be picking me up
     
  41. Hail Southern

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    How long does this process take once you get the numbing shot?
     
  42. blind dog

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    10/15 minutes
     
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  43. ugafish

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    then you have nothing holding you back
     
  44. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Do the rooms have to be so big when you're feeling self conscious about size...?

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  45. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Hello yes I will be joining the club as of 8/12. My excitement level is at an all time low.
     
  46. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Congrats. May want to change the username to @Dribbler 5000 lmao
     
  47. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Haha you got me there, friend.
     
  48. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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    I'm a week out from my procedure and my balls are still sore. the cut area is fine no paiin there and looks pretty much healed but I still have to walk gingerly. Should I be concerned?
     
  49. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Sounds like a great question for your doc
     
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  50. Boo MFer!

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    lechnerd
     
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