Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. JonathanCoachman

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    Elons wrists look atrophied compared to the rest of his arm.
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    Shady corporate laws and making money from them is what Delaware does.
     
  3. zeberdee

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    they need it because like 80% of companies are incorporated in DE.
     
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  4. pez

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    chicken/egg
     
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  5. JonathanCoachman

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    Delaware would be incredibly poor without the shady corporate shit. It’s surrounded by affluent places and considering how tiny it is, there aren’t exactly an abundance of economic opportunities to compete with their neighbors.
     
  6. Handcuffed

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    this loser promoted this thread and i had it as an ad in my feed



    can't imagine being that pathetic for elon's attention
     
  7. El Tiburon

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    I'd rather not fuck up my algorithm. Give us the executive summary.
     
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  8. Handcuffed

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    twitter is bad
    twitter is leaking lawsuit stuff to the woke media in the ny times
    the woke media will help us hurt elon (tagged)
    twitter is afraid of some sort of class action lawsuit (elon tagged again)
    some sort of vague thread to what looks like the twitter board people
     
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  9. Bert Handsome

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  10. Bert Handsome

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  11. pratyk

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    He's also a pretty big asshole and domestic abuser.
     
  12. hood b. goode

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  13. wes tegg

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    he exclaimed, on Twitter.
     
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  14. JonathanCoachman

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    Whilst paying them. Such a SOY BETA CUCK move. Elon will be rather unimpressed.
     
  15. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  16. jbr

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    I was born and raised in Delaware. AMA (about anything except the incorporation hustle).
     
  17. Name P. Redacted

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    Chancery Court: not just sole foppish made up British thing
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    I used to think Conan and Jim Gaffigan embellished their paleness back when Gaffigan would go on Conan with a Pale Force cartoon. That was until I met Gaffigan after a performance. Never knew stage lighting could mask paleness so much.

    All of us will be pale in two years after Elon gets us to Mars.
     
  19. Truman

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  20. Redav

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    Wonder what Musk was tweeting about as they did this
     
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  21. Whammy

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    Taking applications for a new thread title
     
  22. Roy

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    Wait I thought everyone already knew why Elon pumped (and dumped) Bitcoin?
     
  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    Noooo. Keep it. I liked that you believe that guy had that much cash. Let alone his bid was serious.

    Sorry he's not just a guy, he is a genius.
     
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  24. BudKilmer

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    DISRUPTION
     
  25. hood b. goode

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    [​IMG]
     
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  26. hood b. goode

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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. buckwild

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    I enjoy your beaches.
     
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  28. JonathanCoachman

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    If calling his interest in crypto a sideshow to a sideshow make his reply guys turn on him, then literally nothing will.
     
  29. jbr

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    Folks owned a tiny house about a mile from the beach in Bethany. Spent every summer there growing up.
     
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  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    drove that Highway last year and Bethany was for sure the nicest of the bunch. Nice little town.
     
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  31. buckwild

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    My wife's grandparents have had a house on the beach in Fenwick Island her whole life...we were just there two weeks ago for a vacation.
     
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  32. DuffandMuff

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    Bezos has the best HGH money can buy AND wears crystals? Damnit- He’s going to live forever.
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    My god the list of the few people who liked this post is just an abysmal grouping
     
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  34. jbr

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    I spent the first 10 years on Virginia Ave in Fenwick before my folks got the Bethany place. Little 2br cottage 3 lots down from the beach. No AC, no tv, no nothing…but the beach, the sub shop, and candy kitchen were all walking distance for a 12 year old. It was heaven.
    Rehoboth is nice for a year round retirement spot, Dewey is a shithole, Bethany is the family resort, and OC is the PCB of the mid Atlantic.

    I’m spoiled now with the gulf and 80* water temps, but that was the life for kids growing up in the area.
     
  35. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:
     
  36. Fran Tarkenton

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  37. BudKilmer

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    i legit didn’t know he was still around. I thought he left when he admitted a sandwich was named after him. Whatever, I’m getting old and it all runs together
     
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  38. Lyrtch

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    He just stopped posting but has been here the whole time
     
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  39. zeberdee

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    he doesn’t post he just lurks and passive aggressively likes the dumbest shit.
     
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  40. buckwild

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    House we stay in is on South Carolina Ave...so, extremely close to Virginia. The wife grew up on that sub shop too...the first time we pop in there every visit the owner immediately slings me a free draft beer.
     
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Him bring throwing a tantrum and putting himself on mute us one of the weirdest things I've ever seen
     
  42. Harrison Beck

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    You can think Elon and whammy both suck and still like a post. Hth.
     
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  43. Name P. Redacted

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    Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time
     
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  44. Harrison Beck

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    Lol. Was unaware we had like police on here, quite a way to spend your time. I’m not sure what has happened in the last few days to bring up that specific post (whammy has said much dumber things in this thread that are actually pertinent to the topic) but fwiw I’d probably like it again. Still think Elon sucks and whammy’s posts are mostly laughable. Keep serving and protecting.
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

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    Bro…u mad?
     
  46. Harrison Beck

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    Good talk.
     
  47. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    No
     
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  48. bertwing

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    It’s not passive aggressive

    he’s just literally fucking dumb
     
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  49. Doc Louis

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    So is Fenwick the Myrtle Beach of Delaware?