Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    I’ve got two undocumented immigrants in my living room right now. More outside waiting to come in.
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    How many roses is each of them charging you per hour?
     
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  3. CUtigers

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    I hope you're right, but this part of the country absolutely loves him down here. It's scary
     
  4. devine

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    I mean this is just very wrong. Republicans love him
     
  5. EdmondDantes

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    if the Democrats had a strong, charismatic candidate to run against DeSantis I would feel good about their chances but it doesn't seem like they're going to try particularly hard to take advantage of that. Most Repubs adore DeSantis.
     
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  7. GoS

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    I think desantis beats Biden or Harris at this juncture. The dems only know how to run an antitrump campaign and I don’t believe independents have accurately categorized desantis as a dangerous piece of shit (ie I think he may trend too positively w that group for them to vote D)

    unless dems get insane turnout I would bet on a close desantis win

    hence my desire for trump to win the R primary

    just my .02
     
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  8. Name P. Redacted

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    Your Twitter is hellish
     
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  10. Henry Blake

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    They're unable to call out all of the evil things the Rs are doing out in the open. They seem only to be able to say the Rs are meanies who vote against D legislation.
     
  11. steamengine

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  12. ned's head

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  13. BlazingRebel

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    Jesus even as bad as that was it still isn’t as bad as his The Left can’t Meme series.
     
  14. JGator1

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  15. BrentTray

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    Benny Johnson can only steal jokes, he’s an absolute dullard. He also doesn’t understand search history.

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  16. VaxRule

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    His shirt says “the left can’t meme” but it might as well say “the left doesn’t have to meme.” How do you even parody that?
     
  17. NYGator

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    Not a rapist…(holy fuck - why he pays for sex). I guess this also means that only attractive women get raped and/or have abortions. Just so weird.

     
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  18. ~ taylor ~

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    Oh my, what a loser.
     
  19. Josey Wales

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    It’s almost like they just abhor rapists like Matt having control over their bodily autonomy.
     
  20. NoNatty

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    the other clips from that speech are just as bad.
     
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  21. JGator1

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    Just saw a ton of cop cars on Platt going in the direction of the convention center might’ve been that fucktard Trump.
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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  23. dblplay1212

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    Feels like there's a TPUSA or CPAC or Trump rally every weekend. Do the Dems do anything like that? I never see speeches from anything like that from the left but maybe that's bc they aren't saying insane shit like the right. Are they just grifting opportunities?
     
  24. Josey Wales

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    He 100% thought if some “suckers and losers” buried at Arlington deserved one, then surely he did as well for all the unfair persecution and treatment he received.
     
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  25. Henry Blake

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    D leadership could pay young interns $25/hr to make compelling graphics with which they could flood social media. Instead Pelosi goes on CSpan shows on weekdays when nobody's watching.

    It's almost like they don't disagree w the Rs.
     
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  27. Josey Wales

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    The Koch(‘s) fund all this Hitler youth bullshit too. At the end of the day liberal billionaires are still billionaires.
     
  28. IV

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    damn, this is a great burn
     
  29. steamengine

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    All the democrats are at work.
     
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  30. One Two

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    It’s kind of hilarious to me that everything with them is just turning into a white evangelical mega church aesthetic. Just incredible irony (and a little problematic)

     
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    The GOP is a cult
     
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  32. Fudd

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    I wanna be at TPUSA, i wanna sit with Dan Bongino.
     
  33. SD_Irish

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    I cannot imagine living a life as meaningless and pathetic as needing to attend these ridiculous rah rah hate/cult sessions. Such a shitty existence.
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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    :yaoface:
     
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  35. timo

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    yeah well, in a few years attendance to such events might be mandatory.
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. Jimmy the Saint

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    You think you'll be watching the NFL on Sundays? Compulsory church service followed by patriotic reeducation.
     
  38. Redav

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    Lol at being a gay conservative. You played yourself
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    “The leopards came for my face.”
     
  40. Henry Blake

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  41. slogan119

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    Bakery in our area was going to host some type of drag show yesterday. Starting a week before the event, all sorts of threats started towards the business, owner, and employees. Friday night, the business was vandalized (bricks through windows) and the Saturday show was canceled and bakery was shut down for a day.

    Bakery reopened today. There has been a consistent line all day with people waiting an hour or more for baked goods. Pretty damn good baked goods too (we went at 9am).

    Oh, and the people who did have already been caught. And it’s being prosecuted as a hate crime.

    Stupid fuckers.
     
  42. Taques

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    imagine the irredeemable dorks who would be at the democrat version of these conventions though
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    these rallys have always seemed very unique to trump. And I don’t mean rally’s period just that he does them all the time not just during the “campaign trail”. I remember reading he does them as part of his grift.
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

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    This guy lowkey loves when this happens
     
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    lmao
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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  47. Mister Me Too

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