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The absolute speed difference in the midfield is unsurprising but demoralizing none the less

 

We looked like absolute dogshit, we will be in a relegation battle again

 

Getting housed by Minnesota and Keane in mid season screw up form is a good sign

 

We are going to be painful to watch this year our last second transfers are going to be garbage

 

so are we gonna secure relegation by february or march

 

So we either play 5 atb and have zero shots on goal or play 4 and give up 10 goals

 

Also Davies is terrible

We’ll always have that run against City though

 

Yeah if we are playing Davies then save the energy just relegate us already

 

The sad thing was that there was some good play on the offensive side without the final touch. But our spacing in defense is horrific.

 

but ofc those nice touches had zero finishing to it, so nothing to show for it as usual

 

Grey somehow doesn't test the keeper 1v1

 

DCL is so bad outside like 8 yards

 

his 1v1 should have been a goal as well

 

Man am I glad I didn’t make a trip up to Minneapolis to watch this game.

I maintain my stance that Tom Davies is a Championship level player and if he’s going to be anywhere near the starting 11 we’re already screwed.

 

We know what we need. A CDM and a right winger. Its as simple as that. If we can't get those things we will go down. Pay the 17.5 mil and trigger Cornet's release clause then spend the next three weeks finding someone.

 

Oh my god.

 

Lol how Dele

 

I got to say. JPG has played pretty well in his first two games. I'd rather play him at the 6 in our next two friendlies.

 

Just gross.

 

Lads wtf is going on

 

Sir. We're getting relegated. I know you say it about all teams, but ours is genuinely shit and can't spend money to fix it.

 

Maybe Minnesota is just nasty?

 

Idk about you guys but the two baby deer out there inspire a lot of confidence

 

Or?

 

Not that it matters, but how is that a foul on Dele when he won the ball?

 

Fuck off plastic I am talking to real fans here

 

The real answer is above. We are in a bad way with back cover. We need an actual CDM because right now we don't have anyone who can cover the back line so they are constantly exposed and have been since we had Garreth Barry or maybe the homophobe. We don't have much speed of passing either and have lost our 4 most creative players the last 3 years. Our scouting network has been "buy the shit players from other premiere league teams" and it shows.

 

Been on tmbsb since it’s beginning. Unlike you.

Oh excuse me mister started following villa 2 years ago

 

Yes I started following villa when they finished 17th in the premier league on the final day of the season

 

Want a medal? Probably watched season 3 of peaky blinders and picked a team.

 

I’m sure you would still follow your glory hunting club if they had an 11 match losing streak and finished on 17 points

 

you clearly didn’t watch footy from hicks and Gillette/end of Rafa with us hours from administration until brendas one good year.

 

Your end of Rafa period would be considered a golden age by we Evertonians. Could you have survived the frustration if your end of Rafa period was identical to ours?

 

She was sad she couldn’t make the protest today.

 

Giving up 2 to Blackpool, maybe the back line is of first importance. Can’t score, can’t stop, gonna be a good time

 

The splash signing we've needed! Another left back!

 

I don’t mind Vinegar signing he provides cover we need on cheap wages, he’s only 23, and we all know Niels isn’t part of the plan

McNeal is almost done I think, and the big one we need is Guido Rodriguez we need a 6 so bad

 

Vinagre can play left sided midfield as can Myko. Neither are as good as Digne but at least it seems very unlikely we will have any difficulty fielding a capable LB this season.

 

With all the talk of Frank being a Tory, you’d think he’d be more concerned with what he we’ve got on the right.

 

Gana? If he wasn’t a homophobe I would take him on a loan as a stop gap, but otherwise not feeling it

 

Yeah fuck that. Broke my heart when I saw that. He’ll never change his stance on that considering all the time he’s spent in Liverpool and Paris already.

 

Go Gays. No Gana.

 

Dwight McNeal for 20m yikes lads

 

seems like a fair deal to me for a experienced 21 year old winger who created more chances last year then anyone else on Everton he just had garbage shit tier players who couldn’t finish and had a nice year 2 years ago as well, don’t see that as insane crazy yikes money for a guy not even in his prime yet

 

0 goals 1 assist those are Darwin Nunez type numbers

 

right but he created a ton of chances……not his fault his relegation level attackers did nothing with his chances (he had 16 assists in the 3 previous 3 seasons)

 

He’s also left footed and can play on the RW, something we desperately needed

 

Aaron Lennon scored two goals for Burnley last season. At least McNeil will be familiar with the realities of a lyric from a different Lennon since he’s come from Burnley and will have to deal with as a Toffee.

“Imagine no possession…”

 

That was a nice little chip and goal