Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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    8000 pages of fisting our own faces
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just wait until we get to 2024-2028.

    Probably no real difference than Biden's centric 4 years
     
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  3. DuffandMuff

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    I hope desantis as president will be the final push to get the western states to break off on their own.
     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    Did they just wander off?
     
  5. Josey Wales

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    A fascist Chad and some fucking clown who undoubtedly told his friends to call him “the cooch” in college. Shocker.
     
  6. ned's head

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  7. BudKilmer

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  8. HowdyHorns

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    So he is no longer happy just screwing up higher education football teams?
     
  9. BudKilmer

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  10. ned's head

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    They'd never be so competent

     
  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Man, high schoolers reading about this in 2040 will just wonder what the hell it was like to live in this hellscape. That is, if there are schools.
     
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  12. Daniel Ocean

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    i really thought that was photoshoped I kinda still do.
     
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  13. The Banks

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  14. Hatfield

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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Would be amazing
     
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  16. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  17. SD_Irish

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    My God he looks horrible.

    Good. Good.
     
  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Somehow, Trump returned
     
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  19. NilesIrish

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    So glad the Knowledge Fight guys are there to recap all of this insanity.
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

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    It certainly seems like something to look into
     
  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Yeah but whataboutheremails
     
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  22. Henry Blake

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    Weird how that keeps happening.
     
  23. IV

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    Well those are some of the most horrific receipts I’ve ever seen, people should see them but you should spoiler them as graphic
     
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  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    No imo
     
  25. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  26. southlick

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  27. fattus

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    Fuck you. I don’t wanna see that shit without warning.
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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  29. Drown ‘Em

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    Trump doesn’t want anything to do with discovery. No way that clown lady files shit.
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    @bwi Lyrtch Truman can one of you fine learned gentleman explain to me how it passed and then didn’t pass.
     
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  31. Truman

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    They had to add some amendments that were just procedural. Between the first vote and the second they got pants by Schumer and Manchin (I’m still in disbelief) and they threw a hissy fit and voted down the bill in an attempt to slow down the voting schedule/ run out the clock on the reconciliation bill.
     
  32. NDJOECA

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    ? I mean, it’s not pretty, but those are wounds from rubber bullets and those people survived unless I’m missing something.
     
  33. pez

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    It passed but it was basically ineffective because it had a provision in there about raising additional revenue. Those bills must start in the house and not the senate. So they had to rewrite to remove that small provision which then gave the gop to throw their tantrum
     
  34. fattus

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    Oh. They looked dead to me.
     
  35. BudKilmer

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    It would be cool if some angry Texan redacted RAF

     
  36. southlick

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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    Charles V and his son Philip II would vehemently disagree with your outrageous beliefs.
     
  38. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Trump is more likely to sue you for using his name than he is to visit.
     
  39. Mister Me Too

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    After 2024 we will all be eating at a Trump Burger. It’ll be like Demolition Man, where the only restaurants were Taco Bell.
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    number of failed health inspections: 29 and counting
     
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  41. Doc Louis

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    hey damnit if that means we get MTV's Dan Cortes singing "Valley of the Green Giant", then is it really that bad?!?
     
  42. London Humphreys

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    Step off, Doc
     
  43. pez

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    heres a Twitter thread that goes into the more technical details of it, just in case you want it

     
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  44. devine

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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is this classified information??? I'm sure he'll wiggle out of this one
     
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  46. lomcevak

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