Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  2. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    jesus these people
     
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  3. CUAngler

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    Lmao. So apparently there is a 3rd Eric in the mizzou GOP primary
     
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  4. aisle seven

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    Hopefully he clarifies that he’s not endorsing Eric Trump for anything. :babyneedabottle:
     
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  5. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve received these. Didn’t know it was illegal to hide who you are. I’ve also had teenagers come door knocking. Shit sucks.
     
  6. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  7. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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  8. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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  9. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  10. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    God damn Trump is an amazing poster
     
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  11. Mister Me Too

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    Trump wolf shirt needs to be a thing

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  12. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    There's an idea that could make some money
     
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  13. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    and will ruin wolf shirts. no thx
     
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  14. Ralph

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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  16. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    7 years later, and the media still has no idea how to write about Trump’s impossible stupidity. This kinda stuff should get people from “reputable” news sources fired.

     
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  17. GrizzliesDrew

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  18. BudKilmer

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    Brian Kemp is a fantastical ghoul, make no mistake about it, he’s just not as brazen as a Desantis or Noem

     
  19. ned's head

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    Lmao at that last sentence. I know who I want to endorse, but send me drafts for both just in case.
     
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  20. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  21. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    We need more Jon Stewarts in the world. He could be anywhere he pleases and he’s out there fighting. Good shit.
     
  22. Mister Me Too

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    Stewart really is fighting for vets just like he did for 9/11 first responders and showing that he’s willing to put his ego to the side and even work with ghouls to get it done;



     
  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  24. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  25. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  26. BudKilmer

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  27. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    trump wins and loses
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    From what I understand it was actually wife beater Greitens that he was supposed to support.
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  30. BleedinGreen

    BleedinGreen Detroit, Michigan State, and Celery
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    LOL, fuck he might have been at my polling location. I live near the worst people in Michigan so none of this is surprising. Anyways, hope the fire and road mileages passed.
     
  31. Mister Me Too

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  32. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Well, Dixon won her primary
     
  33. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  34. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    no clue if that will hold
     
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  35. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    How did this guy with insane charisma fail so bad?

     
  36. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Chuds already claiming fraud in Arizona. Run it back, folks!
     
  39. The Hotch

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    If this holds Robson over Lake is a big deal.
     
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  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  41. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Delegitimizing elections and thusly destabilizing the country is totes worth it.
     
  43. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  44. drewru

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    To be fair, I think New Jersey’s least-liked doctor is referring to a study that shows once a human being’s basic needs for survival are met, the relationship between money and happiness changes dramatically. For example, someone going from making $5k to $50k/year will be incredibly happy because they now don’t need to pick through trash for their dinner or fight a raccoon for the best sleeping spot in the alley. Person going from $50k to $5M also going to be very happy, but their increase in happiness not as large as former cardboard box resident who no longer has to eat the bits of food other people throw away.

    Happy. It’s a doc on Netflix. Does a much better job of explaining this and the methods behind the study. Would recommend.
     
  45. AIOLICOCK

    AIOLICOCK https://www.antifa.org/
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    This fucking cousin greg ass mother fucker :ded: