Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    We talked to John in a diner in bumfuck, Indiana. John is a small business owner who has had to double his workforce due to the construction projects exploding around the US thanks to Biden’s investment into infrastructure and green tech. John, a MAGA supporter, no longer has the time he once had to spend with his 3 kids(Kaley, Aiden, and John Jr).
     
  2. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    when looking at the jobs report you need to take it with a grain of salt because quantitative easing is important to the core competency of industrial synergy. thanks to unfettered EBITDA we can't be so quick to judge hyperlocal regulations that affect potential movement in the financial ecosystem
     
  3. PeterGriffin

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  4. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Yeah of course. We all knew this, guy.
     
  5. fattus

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    You spelled Kayleigh wrong.
     
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  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Well sure, but what about all the people not working sitting at home collecting that unemployment bonus?

    ~People I know, seriously
     
  7. BudKilmer

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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    Unfetter my ballz
     
  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This could well be the apex of spin

     
  10. Josey Wales

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    In the echo chamber of alternative facts this is brilliant if not predictable. Why not set your own benchmarks? lol consequences.
     
  11. Truman

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    Biden out here feeling himself w the aviators, boasting about the jobs report, gas coming down ect.

    Also thumping his chest about reducing the deficit. Infuriating.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    and he's still covid positive lol.
     
  13. Vito Corleone

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    ACT LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE JOE, YOU COCKY SUMBITCH

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  14. Redav

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    Gotta tout the deficit because a lot of dumbass Americans think it's important still
     
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  15. Truman

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    In this scenario, I disagree. Boast about jobs, gas prices coming down. Inflation slowing, going down.

    You dont really need to pander to the deficit hawks. Just omit it

    Of course Biden likely is a deficit hawk so it's all a moot point.
     
  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  17. BudKilmer

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    The Dems are the Atlanta Falcons my friends

    no lead is safe
     
  18. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    538 still has the Senate as 59% (slightly favored) to stay in Dem control while 80% Republican chances to retake the House (fwiw, this was high 80’s until the last few weeks as primaries are clarifying the races). There are going to be so many impeachments.

    41% chance for R’s to win both
    39% Sen (D)/House (R)
    19% D’s both
     
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  19. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  20. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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  21. Redav

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    A big function of capitalism is making things seem scarce that aren't scarce at all to drive the price up
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Markets baby, gotta love’em
     
  23. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Like diamonds
     
  24. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Posted this story yesterday from NPR about battery technology that we transferred to China. Would run on solar and power a whole house.
    NPR
     
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  25. IV

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    so why didn’t we do it?
     
  26. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    I kind of had the interview on in the background, but one line that stuck out in the interview (at this link) was that China is ahead of us in both manufacturing and engineering (in that guy's opinion). The article/interview gives a lot of details.
     
  27. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    So we hand over the potential to our greatest competitor?
     
  28. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  29. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  30. fattus

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    It’s only class warfare if we’re oppressing people who do manual labor outdoors.
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Should be 25%
     
  32. IV

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    It’s a start
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Amazon will have the layout of every house that has a roomba.

    Blue prints provided to militarized police departments across the country to carry out no knock warrants in a safe manner.
     
  34. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    It's also mapping out the interior of any house that it's used in. So they have the ring to make a map of the outside and this to make map of the inside and Alexa to listen to everything. really cool
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    I agree, but 1% seems so low. I get they are trying to make the numbers work and all suck at the corporate teet., but these buybacks need to go to workers.

    I'm sure the fed would raise rates to 40% if we have some lower middle class a 10% bump
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
     
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  37. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    We can’t let the ants realize the situation, after all.
     
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  38. theregionsitter

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    Saw my first Vance ad last night, it was bizarre, he's an ugly dude
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Anyone with a shoe room gets drone striked
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Imagine if he weren’t such a coward and announced he was cancelling student debt.
     
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  41. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    He just got a huge influx of cash from McConnell and two Senate leadership PACs.
     
  42. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Did you go the occupational licensure route or did you go through a teacher prep program? I imagine what you teach would be considered CTE, but I also assume you have a degree.
     
  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Both. I had an occupational license to teach video and a teacher prep program to teach English. All I had to do first was pass the English and PLT Praxis tests.
     
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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I watch porn on my phone off Wi-Fi with my headphones on. I’m all good right?
     
  45. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    My newly formed district in AZ is going to send this guy to Washington in November. First generation American from a Mexican family and is strictly running a fuck immigrants platform because it will win in Arizona.

     
  46. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    At least Andy Biggs isn't your rep.
     
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  47. dblplay1212

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    Anyone that closes the door behind them can eat a dick.
     
  48. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
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    Why use my team to ruin my happiness in another non sports arena this is an emotional war crime, bub
     
  49. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I don’t wanna hear it. Check out my fan of section. At least y’all make championship games.