Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Redav

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    Shooting guns is very boring in my experience.
     
  2. Redav

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    Only thing worse is someone trying to talk to you about guns.
     
  3. The Guglia

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    Love to put on Oakley M frames and gross giant over ear headphones to spend the day with meal team 6 doing something that takes no skill and produces nothing.
     
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  4. Redav

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    And it's expensive!
     
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  5. Name P. Redacted

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    Sounds like a bunch of fun haters
     
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  6. pearl

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  7. dblplay1212

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    The grift never stops.
     
  8. dblplay1212

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  10. slogan119

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    Need more of that passion and language nationally. Not just from Beto, but from all candidates running in close districts. This is a fight and not realizing that is a losing argument.
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    Replace the Oakleys with Maui Jims and the ear phones with copper bracelets and you’re basically describing golf.
     
  12. NYGator

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  13. chuckmasterflex

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    The lawyer who eventually replaces this guy is the one that matters
     
  14. NYGator

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    In the liberal neighborhood I grew up in this type of behavior was mocked and ridiculed as insane. We were taught in schools that this was bad. I guess I must have been indoctrinated.
     
  15. afb

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    Liberals are ruining comedy, y’all can’t even laugh at pedophilia jokes!
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    Clinton County!?!? The Civil War has started!

    - Jack Posobiec's likely tweet, soon to be posted here
     
  17. NYGator

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    They do what they want. They do what they want...

     
  18. NYGator

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  19. NYGator

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  20. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    Lmao. Ol son really gunna go down in a blaze

     
  21. The Guglia

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    This is one way to admit your phone wallpaper is the punisher.
     
  22. NYGator

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  23. Mr. Bean

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    Making same misjudgment as Comey. Didn’t think that was going to happen, as Garland doesn’t seem to wear his ego on his sleeve like Comey did. “We do not comment on ongoing investigations” ….. (schedules press hearing to comment on investigation).

    This is all on the assumption that he is not announcing charges, which would surprise assuming ten boxes of documents might take more than three days to work thru and deliberate on.
     
  24. PeterGriffin

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    Not when all the documents are crayon drawings with CRYM PLANZ in big letters at the top.
     
  25. pez

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    or it has to do with the attack on an fbi field office
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It would not take long for some FBI and archives people to get through ten boxes and let the DOJ know what was being withheld
     
  27. Henry Blake

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    F Comey
     
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  28. NYGator

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    Let’s see what he says, but apparently there are exceptions regarding threats to the public safety, so Cincinnati may have spurred this coupled with all the threats. Also, Comey did it during an election.
     
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  29. bro

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    Pritzker is going to sit on him
     
  30. NYGator

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    Seemed a reasonable response by a reasonable person if it were in reasonable times. In other words all it does is provide credibility to those who already supported it while backing his team and showing them that he won't be bullied and that he stands by their integrity. It will be picked apart in fascist circles, but there was never a chance that anything he did or didn't wouldn't, so do what is right no matter what, and I think he checked that box.
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You suck
     
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  32. afb

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    there is a separate thread for it

    https://www.the-mainboard.com/index...ded-by-the-feds-have-a-corntastic-day.183570/
     
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  33. ned's head

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    We don't need to merge threads, but a trump crimes board would be interesting. It would be like a one stop shop for all of his various threads about him committing felonies. There would be more volume than the ASOIAF or soccer boards.
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol for a second there I thought you were saying he made the joke and this was real. Obviously you know it’s not and someone made the joke at his expense. You almost got me lol.
     
  35. NYGator

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  36. Mr. Bean

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  37. Truman

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    The aliens should have just kept him.
     
  38. Truman

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    Is this sarcasm? Because lmao at ascribing any of Trumps beliefs to reading political theorist.
     
  39. Illinihockey

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    My guess was he kept nuclear codes because he thought that made him more powerful
     
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  40. *DIESEL*

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    Yes.
     
  41. NDJOECA

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    He is a tremendous twitter troll and the goat interviewer.
     
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  42. VaxRule

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  43. Nole0515

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  44. chuckmasterflex

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    I think Trump spawning different threads for his various treasons is good and funny. It is a bit like keeping up with the Marvel cinematic universe though.
     
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