Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. Upton^2

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    Did you have Corncast or Mediacorn?
     
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    maybe this hero is simply trying to bring awareness to the fact that the farm bill subsidies prop up the corn industry and contribute to factory farming, industrial agriculture, and climate change through carbon emissions, degradation of soil and surrounding biodiversity?
     
  6. Handcuffed

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    still can't believe the libs ended up with the NFL and the FBI in the Great Maga Wars
     
  7. repoocs

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    C'mon, Michael. FBI HQ is on I-71, not 75! You know, about 3/4 mile north of Kenwood Skyline!
     
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    Breaking news: A crack team just arrived on site out of Michigan. They went into the maize and blew him away.
     
  10. GoodForAnother

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    has jungle Jim’s been secured
     
  11. ashy larry

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    he’s gonna get nailed for this
     
  12. racer

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    Guess it was a cordless nail gun
     
  16. GoodForAnother

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    our boy woke up on a Thursday morning and decided to try and take down the deep state with a nail gun
     
  17. bro

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  18. racer

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    While I have one of these and it is the most likely scenario, the image of someone wheeling up their air compressor and plugging it into the outlet on the side of the building is pretty funny.
     
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  19. Cornfed Buffalo

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  20. GrizzliesDrew

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    This here is a gunpowder activated, .27 caliber, full auto, no kickback nail throwing mayhem, man. Shit right here is tight. For real. Fuck this nailing up boards, we can kill a couple motherfuckers with this right here. You laughin, I've been schooled, dog.
     
  21. Constant

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    while I understand the convenience factor of a cordless nailer, for large jobs you cannot beat the power and reliability of compressed air
     
  24. Redav

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    I keep a pin nailer stuffed into my sock
     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    People tailgating Mar a lago is just wild to me.
     
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    What’s the most you ever lost in a cornfield, friendo
     
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    Oh man, my facebook friends terrified about the FBI coming for them will surely feel silly knowing Trump didn't comply fully with prior law enforcement requests and kept documents he illegally took after being asked nicely to return them.
     
  31. El Tiburon

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    the nailer detail makes me suspicious, starting to wonder if he was framed
     
  33. Henry Blake

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    ^ He miter been.
     
  34. zeberdee

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  35. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    buddys gonna have bigger problems from paul newman than the feds if he damaged that cornfield
     
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  36. hood b. goode

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    Phase 2 begins, liberals.


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  37. DrTomOsbourne

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    People throwing their lives away, ruining their careers, taking their beloved country down....

    All for Donald fucking Trump.

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  38. Buns

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    revolutions usually start with upset carpenters and blacksmiths tbf.
     
  39. racer

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  40. ~ taylor ~

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  41. Redav

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    Something doesn't square for sure
     
  42. DrTomOsbourne

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  43. Can I Spliff it

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    Legit right wing media fucking ruined their lives. Throughout the past couple decades at times they convinced themselves they couldnt enjoy football, rainbows, french fries, and so many other things. Now theyre tooling up because a guy that doesnt know they exist ran off with national secrets and got raided for it
     
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  44. Baron

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    Either way he didn't finish the job.
     
  45. repoocs

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    Strange. My mom works at a bank a little south of the FBI building and they just locked it down 20 minutes ago, or so. This began four hours ago.
     
  46. ~ taylor ~

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    This terror Craftsman needs to head to Mikwaukee before he ends up in Bostitches.
     
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    The German tolerance and later acceptance towards Nazism is nothing compared to what these chuds would do if allowed to
     
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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    And then they’ll be called antifa by the talking heads they followed.