Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Wow rinos
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Yes, those people suck.
     
  3. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    They’re running exactly the same playbook from every other scandal. Deny, delay, obfuscate, accuse, pander, downplay, rationalize.
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    So if there’s charges those would be released as well? And the pee tape?
     
  5. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Herbstreit is a rich guy from Ohio. I'd be surprised if he wasn't a chud.
     
  6. Barves2125

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  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    You suck
     
  9. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Hardest I've laughed in awhile. Thanks
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    I assume Garland will have another press conference after they unseal that puppy
     
  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    look at how white Trump's fist is in that photo :laugh:
     
  12. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The thought of him only placing his head in a tanning bed is fucking hilarious.
     
  13. angus

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  14. ned's head

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    Rwnj media is really itching for some violence

     
  15. Henry Blake

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    What's the over/under on Trump declaring himself a candidate?
     
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  16. bro

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    Wahhhhhh
     
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  17. poor paul

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    we absolutely do not need to post the very worst people like clay travis.
     
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  18. Can I Spliff it

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    Man you'd think that fed soc newsmax R chudge wouldve caught that and not signed that warrant, clay
     
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  19. El Tiburon

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    This is going to be just like his high school grades, college grades, his taxes, etc.

    “This raid by the radical Left puppet Derrick Garfield on the orders of Sleepy Joe is a just another attack against your favorite president (me) like all of their other witch hunts. Where is Hunter?!?!?! BENGHAZI!!!! They are just trying to attack me while I still mourn the loss of my beloved ex wife Ivana because the radical Left always sinks low. And because of that I need you to donate NOW! Also, I will sue anyone who actually releases the subpoena even though it was the most unfair subpoena in maybe history. Many strong men with tears in their eyes have told me this. Donate now!”
     
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  20. BrentTray

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    :magatears::magatears::magatears:
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this was a quick turnaround
     
  22. Truman

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    Those are not conflicting statements
     
  23. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    The best part about this isn’t Doocy getting Scalise to basically say “we’re just asking questions”, it’s how visibly uncomfortable Kilmeade is when Doocy is pushing back even the slightest on the crazy GOP talking points. Also, I wonder if Scalise saying this morning that Garland’s “silence is deafening” had any impact on his decision to call his PC earlier.
     
  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  25. Truman

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    I enjoy the schadenfreude
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    worded it wrong. I meant you answered your own question quickly. He called the press conference to call tump and his lawyers on their bullshit.
     
  27. Truman

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  28. One Two

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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    These questions are now being answered. It feels weird to be on the fbi’s side.
     
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  30. steamengine

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    You say go bulls and lakers, I say go merrick garland and the rule of law!
     
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  31. a.tramp

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    Alternate universe. Hillary’s emails are among the file-boxes retrieved. When the file-box is opened, a clown appears and yells, “GOTCHA BITCH!”
     
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    4594CB9B-0714-4E7A-A757-020C1A22D0DA.gif
     
  33. angus

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  34. bro

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    I believe him yo!
     
  35. One Two

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    “you see, they just wanted me to put a bigger lock on the place I was keeping the top secret documents I stole from the white house, this is just a misunderstanding”
     
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  36. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    *safecrackers* :laugh:
     
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  37. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  38. Drown ‘Em

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    CNN reported earlier that the FBI arrived around 9 am.
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  40. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    god i forgot how he used to compare himself to prior presidents

    hilarious (if trump ends up dead/in jail)
     
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  41. ashy larry

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    safecrackers is also what he calls his base
     
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  42. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I specialize in safecracking. That's it. I wasn't even issued a gun
     
  43. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    motherfucker is on pacific time smdh
     
  44. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :golfclap:
     
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  45. Mr. Bean

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    I saw B roll of authorities at the MAL entrance before/at dawn :idk:
     
  46. El Tiburon

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    Donnie is admitting that Obama is better at crimimg than he is? Add another log on the “reasons Obama is more awesome than Donnie” pile.
     
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  47. El Tiburon

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    Sounds more like B hole, IYAM.