Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. Fancy

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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  6. Fancy

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    get his ass frfr
     
  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Seriously GFA, quit ruining the thread with your bad vibes.
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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  9. BrentTray

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  12. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  13. GoodForAnother

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    when I first read trump had nuclear secrets I thought of the old Conan OBrien “secrets” bit and remembered this one



    the simulation is stuck on Cincinnati today
     
  14. GoodForAnother

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  16. chuckmasterflex

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    If I'm every in a running gun battle with the FBI, I will post my ongoing experiences here. That's the Poster's Code. Better death than to disgrace myself.
     
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  17. Paddy Murphy

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    Did I read it right that the warrant should be unsealed tomorrow? At some level I can’t even imagine the fact that nuclear secrets were there, if true, would be below top secret information.

    So many different thoughts if this turns out to be true, because the only reason to have them is to sell them. If true, it’s a top five event in the history of America.
     
  18. GoodForAnother

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  19. herb.burdette

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    We’ll need pictures of the corn.
     
  20. GoodForAnother

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    maybe if you ever came and visited you’d know for sure
     
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  21. herb.burdette

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    Isn’t it obvious the he took the nuclear secrets to stop Biden from selling them?
     
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  25. Dillingham

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    trump loves doing crimes so much lmbo
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm pretty indifferent toward taking pictures of anything that isn't my dog, stupid bumper stickers, or random wildlife, so I can't make any promises there.
     
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  28. IV

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    Trump trying to get a few more operatives killed
     
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    Yeah, I know it's been like 7 years coming but I really don't think there's squirming out of this one.
     
  30. IV

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    isn’t this part of the evangelical agenda?
     
  31. dblplay1212

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    Been gone all day, just now catching up. When is it expected to be unsealed?
     
  32. Tommy Jefferson

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    Soooo is there like maybe a 5% chance charges are filed? Up from 1% before we knew these documents included nuclear information?
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    Maybe I'm naive but I think it's 90% at this point.
     
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  34. Fancy

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  35. AbeFroman

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    Take a look at this super patriot. Look at him. Does this look like a guy that would undercut national security to make a few bucks?

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  36. a.tramp

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    I really am anxious to see how the GOP is going to attempt to spin this. And you know they will.
     
  37. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Pretty much anything that you for sure don’t want other countries knowing about (Looking at you China) goes straight to SAR. I’ve obviously never sat in a presidential briefing, but I’m assuming things that get elevated to that level are almost always going to be SCI or SAR. He’s not getting just SECRET info.
     
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  38. HoosDaMan

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    We probably recovered serious shit on the first collection but not the last. That’s their spin.
     
  39. beerleagueman

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    the ‘he’s a big idiot’ defense . I hate our media

     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Boy, they got nothing.

    *panicking "Uh, he has glasses, so wedgies? Right? Yeah, that's good enough"
     
  43. MtOread

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    I don't know, playing the victim is right in his wheelhouse.
     
  44. Fancy

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    Do you mean anxious or eager?

    [punches self in dick]
     
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    Man who would have thought that America's top lawyer and a supreme court nominee would be a dork
     
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  48. joe-

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    and it’s not even Friday night lucky us
     
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