Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Is taking a piss hereditary?
     
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  2. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Asparagus piss is
     
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  3. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    You can have mine for free :pissmonkey:
     
  4. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
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    Great direction we are going here, guys
     
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  5. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    Audibly laughed with belly jiggle.
     
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  6. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Ok, R Kelly.
     
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  7. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Would be pretty fun to be a few hundred feet in the air (crane operator) while you take a leak into a gatorade bottle.
     
  8. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Had asparagus(piss) last night.
     
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  9. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    They finally opened a Chick Fil-A less than 10 minutes from my house :blessed:

    Went yesterday and they fucked up my order :pffft:
     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Are you sure you didn't fuck up and end up at Popeyes?
     
  11. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    How'd they fuck up a Chic-Fil-A order?
     
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  12. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I don't go to the Popeye's here in town because it's inconsistent as fuck and gross/dirtier than Venusville from Total Recall
     
  13. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    ordered 2 #1s for the kids
    8 piece grilled nuggs for the wife
    8 piece reg nuggs for me

    instead of getting my nuggs, they gave me a thing of mac and cheese. Made the rookie mistake of not checking my bag before bouncing
     
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  14. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I'll play, they left out my CFA Sauce in a recent order even though it was listed on the receipt
     
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  15. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    That's just part of the Popeyes experience.
     
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  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Where is this? Reynoldstown?
     
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  18. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    Hospitals/insurance are the biggest scam artists. I chose an elective procedure last January. Approved by insurance with a $500 copay. Signed documents.

    Fast forward to now and they say insurance didn’t cover it.

    Not my fucking problem. You can come after me until the cows come home. This was agreed and approved before I went in or I would not have done it. I told them this ain’t my first rodeo and your industry pulls this shit all the time. I have yet to be held financially responsible for your industry’s fuckups and/or dishonesty so go ahead and try to squeeze me.
     
  19. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Apparently not!
     
  20. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Nandor the Relentless trying to gouge you with that I’m sure.
     
  21. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I don't deal with that insurance stuff.
     
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  22. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    I finally saw this after it came up again the NYT article linked later.

    No troll, it doesn't seem toxic.

     
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  23. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Our pediatrician didn’t bother mentioning the PA wasn’t in-network for us until after the fact. That has been a lot of fun to resolve.
     
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  24. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Last year a PA told me their lab for blood test was in network and turns out it wasn't. Conviently they didn't remember that and i was stuck with $375 bill. Long story short. They aren't my primary anymore.
     
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  25. Gin Buckets

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    Yeah. Reynoldstown side of the Inman/Reynoldstown Marta station. News reporter was annoyed that I wouldn't be interviewed on camera today.
     
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  26. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I don’t think it’s necessarily a negative experience for everyone. The videos below are what I was referencing:



     
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  27. leroi

    leroi -
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    i didn't know we had rules
     
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  28. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I know Owsley and High Cotton will appreciate this, and I’m not sure who else will, but I’m going to the Foxfire museum tomorrow morning and am giddy about it.
     
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  29. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    I do not know what that is, but I am happy for you because those are two really good guys (haven't met Owsley yet, but assuming he is).
     
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  30. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    On Tuesday I was walking back from work and an (I'm assuming) insane person looked me square in the eye while pointing at me and just yelled:

    "You know it, you fucking know it"

    Then walked off. I've been questioning myself since.
     
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  31. The other day I walked by a homeless person and he looked at me and shook his head sadly and said, "You've been nexted bro" so I dunno what is going on in LA but we are in trouble
     
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  32. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Funny, a homeless guy said to me as I was walking by:

    [​IMG]
     
  33. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    With our powers combined - we might hit the average amount of knowledge
     
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  34. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    I doubt it
     
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  35. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Youtube should have to preface these headlines with "not the rapper" Juvenile did....
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    nm
     
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  37. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Been roaming LA lately saying random shit to strangers
     
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  38. PaulKemp

    PaulKemp Well-Known Member
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    There used to be a lady at the 24th/Mission Bart stop that would yell “You’re unclean” and chase people around with a spray bottle of what looked like Windex
     
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  39. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
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    Winning the intramural whiffle ball championship at Alabama in 2006/7 is perhaps my greatest athletic achievement.
     
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  40. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    :facepalm:



    It’s amazing the common things some people don’t know. Social media frying brains or at least distracting people from learning anything that isn’t a YouTube/TikTok tutorial.

    This was the OnlyFans model that murdered her boyfriend but was allowed to go free for months. Also, some of the comments are messed up. Like one saying he deserved it for choosing a white girl.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/cultur...stian-obumseli-domestic-violence-1395922/amp/
     
  41. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Caught some of the Persieds last night. Highly recommended.
     
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Bear is so chill

     
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  43. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Being a bear seems fucking rad. They definitely won the species lottery.
     
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  44. Jimmy the Saint

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    Sign me up for hallucinogenic honey and pawing salmon out of rivers.
     
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  45. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I think you just described user Owsley
     
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  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  47. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode with the mandem
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    Where that worker is currently being held:

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  48. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Well what do you fucking know?
     
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  49. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Oh hell yeah! How was it?
     
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  50. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    It - apparently
     
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