Golf Thread 2.0 - Jon Rahm sucks

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. LetItSoak

    LetItSoak Well-Known Member
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  2. Tommy Callahan

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    Our course got heavily punched 11 days ago. Hit it about as well as I can today tee to green. Hit one ball in a hazard and made par. Putting and a couple shots here and there just absurdly frustrating or i career it by 3 strokes
     
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  3. Pokes

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    Haven’t played it personally but have been told by several friends & coworkers to avoid it because they don’t keep it in good shape. Tons of places better in that price range
     
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  4. hudson

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    I was once told the cowboy club in Dallas I think.
     
  5. hudson

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    Top100golfcourses.com
     
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  6. Snakes

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    Showed up hungover as hell this morning and fired a 47 on the front. Got a couple of high noons at the turn and made 4(!) birdies on the back for a 36. Personal best side and definitely the most birdies I’ve ever had in a round. Just an unreal feeling.
     
  7. Tommy Callahan

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    Should started drinking earlier
     
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  8. Snakes

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    I had a miller lite haunting me in the cooler the whole front 9 but kept on wanting to throw up each time I looked at it. Chicken salad sandwich and a high noon at the turnhouse saved me
     
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  9. fish

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    Never heard it called a turnhouse before.
     
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  10. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Halfway house or just the turn, imo.
     
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  11. Snakes

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    Hmm I guess we found another fun folksy southern euphemism
     
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  12. portlandspartan

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    Before I start to use it I’ll research whether it has a racist history
     
  13. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Clubhouse or turn out here in the west.
     
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  14. poor paul

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    definitely not
     
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  15. jawsthegreat

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    Bought the Arccos sensors about a month ago...strong recommend for anyone looking to improve the game or that just like data generally
     
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  16. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Clubhouse and turnhouse (aka halfway house) are different things :twocents:
     
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  17. bertwing

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    Cam Smith is being assessed a 2 stroke penalty today after failing to take full relief from the hazard yesterday after hitting it into the water. So now he’s -9 for the tournament :laugh:
     
  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Don't know why they are covering cam Smith so hard if he's about to bolt.
     
  19. portlandspartan

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    Making sure that in addition to endorsing 9/11 everyone knows he’s a fucking cheater
     
  20. Sportfan

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    Lfg Will, bound to win one!
     
  21. CTownND

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    WTF is going on with NBC right now. Jesus
     
  22. bertwing

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    Awesome start to the coverage NBC
     
  23. pez

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    i mean that’s the rule but that’s pretty technical

     
  24. teel

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    Just played the tips on a 7,000+ yard par 70 because the idiots we got paired up with were and I might be mentally fucked forever
     
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  25. Pokes

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    Played Bear Creek’s east course today and it was in great shape. Pretty much right next to the airport. I tend to stick to the Ft. Worth side of DFW. Iron Horse is usually solid as well for the money on this side of town.
     
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  26. CTownND

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    If Sepp frickin' Straka (who missed 6 straight cuts coming in) chases Will down and nips him here, Will just may be cursed to never win lol
     
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  27. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Never count out the Sepptic Tank
     
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  28. fish

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    Stones from Will there.
     
  29. tigr2ndbase

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    Thinking of driving up to Winstar and playing both their courses on Saturday and Sunday. Anyone played those casino courses?
     
  30. Sportfan

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    It’s like he’s just not allowed to win or some shit.
     
  31. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  32. bertwing

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    Could use some more commercials NBC
     
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  33. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    I lied guys. I guess I am going to post about LIV.

     
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  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  35. NP13

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    Oh, hey Mercedes commercial
     
  36. Fran Tarkenton

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    Love the Zalatoris reaction
     
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  37. CTownND

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    78 for Spaun to drop from overnight leader to T42

    That's an insane ejection. 25th in points going into the week and will end up 28th going into next week. Could have posted just +2 or +3 today and probably secured East Lake
     
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  38. Fran Tarkenton

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    holy shit Straka is lucky as hell
     
  39. dome foam

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    This MFer gonna cost me lots of money
     
  40. dome foam

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    Why in the fuck in Zal still hitting driver
     
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  41. Sportfan

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    How tf did will hit the path there? He must’ve absolutely blistered that thing. And of course Straka somehow survives.

    Yes I’m mad.
     
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  42. ButchCassidy

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    Par 4 should never be a playoff hole.
     
  43. dome foam

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    Straka is the luckiest man alive
     
  44. CTownND

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    Straka will have to lay that up. Not gonna have a stance to hit over the water there probably

    Think both will have their third from about 40-50 yard out and one will get up and down to win
     
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  45. Sportfan

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    Of anyone I’d be very sure it’s the correct play (by the new age math) if he’s doing it. He also (I believe) has the lowest miss-left and highest miss-right of anyone so he can just swing away with driver.
     
  46. fish

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    Why?
     
  47. pez

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    Interesting choice. Might be safest with Will Z already laid up

    lol clearly