Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

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    Holy shit does that guy look like a mass shooter.
     
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  2. fattus

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    Lol his twitter handle is RealDSchmidt
     
  3. BP

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  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  5. HoosDaMan

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    That’s perfect.
     
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  6. Drown ‘Em

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    Too many Trump threads to choose from at this point.
     
  7. devine

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  8. PeterGriffin

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    Welp, time to retire BDE. We had a good run, didn’t we, little big fella?
     
  9. aisle seven

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    Ask your kids about it later? :doge:
     
  10. SD_Irish

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    Conservatives are terribly unfunny. It's so painful to have to put up with their contrived jokes and lib owning boasts. Did a speech writer really think this was anything but cringeworthy? I weep for their children.
     
  11. Josey Wales

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    Lol what a stupid piece of shit.
     
  12. ned's head

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  13. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    538/Cook/etc are going to have to come up with a new color for states in which the election results will likely be overturned.
     
  14. BleedinGreen

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    If they’re counting Ron Johnson as a non-election denier, that chart is even more terrifying than I thought.

    Dude literally tried to give Mike Pence a list of false electors.
     
  15. fattus

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    I had to look up BDE
     
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  16. Hank Scorpio

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    I couldn't imagine having so much BDE that you didn't already know what BDE was.
     
  17. Josey Wales

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    Curious to see what reasonable, measured people think the appropriate response from sane America should be when these ghouls ultimately undo election results in the future.
     
  18. Henry Blake

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    'Conservatives' are so creepy.
     
  19. $P1

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    I BET YOU DID
     
  20. Henry Blake

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    It's their duty as evangelicals to save America from the heathen Ds. Whatever it takes is fine.
     
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  21. AHebrewToo

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    Guarantee at least half of those in attendance are estranged from their children. If my parent attended C-PAC I'd never let them see their grandkids again.
     
  22. Hank Scorpio

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    Or they've completely indoctrinated/groomed them into complicity. There's really no in between with those people.
     
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  23. chuckmasterflex

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  24. chuckmasterflex

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    Going to be very sad when Rudy gets indicted and no one lights themselves on fire to defend his honor
     
  25. Henry Blake

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  26. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Sidney Powell going to jail would please me immensely
     
  27. Keef

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    That seems bad :idk:
     
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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They absolutely wanted to try and make their own voting machines or at least have the ability to alter the votes. I’m sure the people that designed the Truth app were on it and nothing dumb would have happened
     
  29. bro

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  30. Illinihockey

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    seems like a lot of people need to go to jail
     
  31. pez

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    This is pretty far up there on the stupid scale. I’m sure was “just joking” though….

     
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    so did your wife lol
     
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  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    scam artists
     
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  34. beerme

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    why is everyone so surprised to learn that trump is Building a Donut Effigy?
     
  35. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    you can never get back on your feet without paying your debts
     
  36. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  37. beerme

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    Oh my bad duh trump went Blind During an Eclipse
     
  38. El Tiburon

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    Is that Fred Armisen in drag?
     
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  39. El Tiburon

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    He certainly rocks that Big Dumb Energy.
     
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  40. Josey Wales

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    Not just deplorables. Fucking dumb and deplorable.
     
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  41. Lyrtch

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  42. IV

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    Jesus Christ the dirt there must be on these guys
     
  43. Gaknight

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    Not cooperating but getting a plea deal. Alvin Bragg stinks
     
  44. Truman

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  45. Henry Blake

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    Or the implied threats if they do talk.
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Honestly, there’s so much money to be made pandering in the far right. If you don’t care having to be around a bunch of MAGA people you can make a killing on the internet and rally circuit. It’s like a Phish concert only with Nazis.