Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Truman

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    Apparently that’s old. From 2018. But yes- it’s so easy to grift off these idiots.
     
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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Girl is a fucking genius
     
  3. Beeds07

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    Oz should just quit. Imagine getting embarrassed to lose by 10 points.

     
  4. Josey Wales

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    Just googled this because I thought it might be a typo. Wow, In the video Oz refers to Wegmans as “Wegners”. I didn’t catch that earlier. Now with 10x more embarrassment.
     
  5. Josey Wales

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    Omg Jose Andres dunking on Oz from Ukraine. Fucking legend.

     
  6. chuckmasterflex

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  7. Truman

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    How tf do you dox a public figure??
     
  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You give people public information
     
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  9. Vito Corleone

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    Fetterman has that campaign vibe that people want to work for. He is one of the few that give me hope for the country
     
  10. Name P. Redacted

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    By telling lies on Twitter like Matt does
     
  11. Bricktop the white

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    the dems biggest problem by far is that they have no one that you aspire to be or want to be inspired by.

    Fetterman and AOC are basically the only ones that break that mold of ineffectual sniveling losers.
     
  12. Can I Spliff it

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  13. *DIESEL*

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  15. BudKilmer

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  16. NYGator

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    Also Eric…

     
  17. BudKilmer

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    :roll:

    if a puddle of cat piss metastasized into a human it would be Eric trump
     
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  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    Ok, retweet if you want to pretend the last sentence of this tweet isn’t there.

     
  19. Can I Spliff it

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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    what law in Cali?
     
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  21. CaneKnight

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    The only thing Matt Walsh deserves are things I can’t describe here because it would definitely result in me getting a visit from law enforcement
     
  22. Beeds07

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    Can his team run tHe DNCC?
     
  23. Buns

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    Matt Walsh 100% watches trans porn and hates the fact that he does, and it permeates out in his public agenda of anti-trans.
     
  24. Name P. Redacted

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    Fuzzy Zoeller is so mad about Latinx pronouns he’s turned into a Matt Walsh guy. Pathetic.
     
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  25. timo

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    twitter is pretty fashy these days
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    That add was amazing on a few fronts.

    1. Trying to appeal to middle PA about the cost of vegetables. They ain't eating that shit.
    2. Using the French term of a veggie platter :laugh: Bruh so out of touch
     
  27. Jimmy the Saint

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    Should have discussed how veggie prices are impacting hoagie prices.
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    They're hiding behind the "he's a public official and these phone numbers and emails are public" but it's so fucking clear this violates Twitter's rules about targeted harassment. Jack just doesn't have any spine to enforce it on someone who might make his life a little harder.
     
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  29. Super Vegeta

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    You can’t convince me that Todd from The Boys isn’t directly modeled after Matt Walsh.
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  30. Illinihockey

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    I was reading an article on what essentially amounts to trumps current 2024 campaign platform at its terrifying.

    1. Start executing drug dealers
    2. Move homeless people to tent cities outside of major cities
    3. Deploy federal forces to restore order to cities
    4. Abolish the department of education
    5. Strip federal workers of job protections (so he can fire disloyal federal employees)
    6. Restrict voting to single day paper ballots

    this is fucking psychotic. It’s like facism paint by numbers
     
  31. Sub-Zero

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    Miami is trying to do this anyway
     
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  32. timo

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    "Tent cities" sound an awful lot like "concentration camps" ... like would people be able to come and go?
     
  33. Illinihockey

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    and how far out? Will they have access to food and water? How will they get to warming shelters in the winter?
     
  34. CaneKnight

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    Lol at attempting to execute “drug dealers” in a country where everyone has guns. Good luck with that. I’m sure the cops will do just fine being outnumbered and out gunned
     
  35. Josey Wales

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    Still no new healthcare plan. Fuckin guy.
     
  36. The Banks

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    What week is infrastructure week?
     
  37. Jimmy the Saint

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    Joe Arpaio will be leading this effort.
     
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  38. racer

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    Not to worry, Oz is going to make a strong recovery, appealing to the average Pennsylvanian by eating hot dogs and pizza sliced at ShaSha because Weetz sucks.
     
  39. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    What they're aiming for is what happens in the Philippines. The aim isn't to go after actual large scale drug dealers - those are the cops or are allied with cops - it's to terrorize the urban poor - petty criminals, the homeless, street children, etc. Masked gunmen arrive in the middle of the night - it's usually in the middle of the night - and murder them. If there's any opposition (armed or otherwise), they murder their compadres or families, rape the women and children.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davao_Death_Squad
     
  40. Truman

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  41. afb

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    Firing blanks?

    What in the actual fuck
     
  42. racer

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    Very safe. Tremendous training method, as we’ve seen recently in the totally safe and incident free training of a library officer and movie shoot in New Mexico.

    Also very trauma free!
     
  43. CaneKnight

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    Yeah that’s not going to work because this isn’t the Philippines. That’s gonna result in a bunch of dead masked men that arrived in the middle of the night because a minority community is going to start arming up just like the black panthers did. This ain’t some third world country you ain’t just gonna murder families and think there’s not going to some serious retaliation for it
     
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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’d have to ban all guns for that to even be a threat here and that’s never going to happen although it would be a funny side effect if Trump becomes dictator and does away with them.
     
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  45. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    There's no solidarity in the United States, at any level, even local and everyone can be an informant.

    Plenty of people are armed in the Philippines too. The Philippines is awash in guns. It doesn't matter.
     
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  46. The Banks

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    Ranked 142nd in guns per capita is awash?
     
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  47. CaneKnight

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    Go into a majority black community and try murdering their families and see how quickly they find solidarity we’ve quite literally seen that happen in history and this time folks are armed to the teeth.

    There may not be solidarity with some communities but last time I checked black folks 100% have solidarity on their politics than any other community in this country.
     
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