Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

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    Its a worse than expected, outlier
     
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  2. BudKilmer

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  3. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Never expect anything good from Ohio or Florida
     
  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ohio is gonna save the country!
     
  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Then it's the one i believe
     
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  6. Buns

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    if you refer to your dad by his last name, you end up like this.

    sad.
     
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  7. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Thanks for choosing to post it then
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    Yw
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    It’s the first Vance has led since May, but this is going to happen.
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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  12. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Vance is going to win by like 8 points. Ohio is redder than Texas at this point
     
  13. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Moms for Liberty need to be beaten with pipes. Fucking scum.
     
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  14. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s hilarious that Vance might be the best Peter Thiel puppet candidate. It brings me pleasure thinking about Mitch McConnell having to put up with Thiel and Trump’s dogshit candidates. He will definitely have a stroke if other people’s buffoonery costs him the Senate Majority Leader position again.
     
  15. herb.burdette

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    It’s like Labor Day will be halftime with Ryan holding a FG lead going into the locker room.

    Vance won’t report fundraising until 9/30, but he’s getting mountains of cash dumped on him now based upon his ad buys.
     
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  16. b0ne5

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    Just a couple brain-dead shit heads being followed by other brain-dead, mouth-breathing shit heads.
     
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  17. prerecordedlive

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    Mark Lombardo doesn’t actually have a platform. His website mentions he’s a Trump supporter, that he isn’t under investigation for rape and human trafficking, and that he thinks congress’s pay should be cut when they miss votes. There is no mention of a single issue outside of decorum. :laugh:

    Just pencil Matty in for another 2 years but maybe he’ll get perp walked this time.
     
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  18. theregionsitter

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    odd poll in that Whaley is only at 33% for Gov in a state where the dem candidate usually coasts to 45%

    I know from insider info DeWine’s team believes they are up 4-5.5% right now not 15%. Which means Ryan needs a lot of split ticket voters which is tough, DeWine is gonna carry Vance
     
  19. VaxRule

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    The only utility Liz has is what she’s done on the Jan 6 hearings. Her participation allows MSM to call it a bipartisan committee and just accept the outcome. If it was only Democrats, the MSM would ignore the content of the hearing and talk endlessly about how it’s a Democrat attack on Trump.
     
  20. southlick

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  21. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  22. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    "no reason given"

    it's a real life eric andre meme
     
  23. Can I Spliff it

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  24. afb

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  25. The Banks

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  26. The Banks

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    Not looking good for ol’ Sarah Palin

     
  27. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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  28. afb

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    the Gosar treatment
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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    Blew out Cheney and this weird freak still lied about it on TV

    These people are just, mentally, morally, socially unwell. Trump taught them to be constant victims at every level of interaction
     
  30. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Trump taught them that lying and being a dickhead doesn't have repercussions
     
  31. BudKilmer

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  32. Doc Louis

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    Just an extension Facebook marketing scams to sell to each other
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    That's a damn lie. Atlanta's seen much higher death rates in the past. And vandalism via arson. That fucker forgetting the civil war.
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

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    At least congratulations to our Chicago posters are in order as they've given up the title of "most dangerous hellhole" to Atlanta it seems
     
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  35. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I mean you can literally see the bullshit. Him calling something perfect is almost the main clue that he’s lying.
     
  36. aisle seven

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    His misuse of the word perfect is so dumb :laugh:
     
  37. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    They just literally say whatever they want to try and control the narrative, it’s impressive and frightening
     
  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    “Murder rates aren’t up in Atlanta, but why Donald Trump was right”
    ~NYTimes pitchbot
     
  39. El Tiburon

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    Trump: “When he picked up the phone I said hello. Then we spoke for a little while. And at the end I said goodbye. Isn’t that exactly how phone calls are supposed to be conducted?”

    Trumpfuckers: “Yes, sir! (with tears in their eyes). It’s perfect!”

    Trump: “Exactly! A PERFECT phone call!”
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

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    Have some empathy! Why would you expect someone that fails in all of his pursuits to know the definition of the word “Perfect”?
     
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  41. 40wwttamgib

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    post through it you big fat bitch
     
  42. Can I Spliff it

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  43. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    ahh yes. i'm sure brutus thought he was saving the republic too ya chucklefuck
     
  44. VaxRule

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    Every single one of these assholes defending Trump is stupider than the last.
     
  45. ~ taylor ~

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    John Hinkley did it for love. Isn't that the most important thing?
     
  46. ~ taylor ~

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    To be fair, Scott Adams might be the bottom.
     
  47. VaxRule

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    “I did it to save my country!”

    - Every participant in every coup ever
     
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  48. JonathanCoachman

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    It made my day when I found out he is woke as fuck.

    If I was Jodie Foster, I’d throw the guy a handjob for being a good egg.