Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. devine

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    If trump doesn’t or can’t run desantis wins the Republican nomination easily
     
  2. Redav

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    You need more than that to win the presidency
     
  3. TAS

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    At this point, if you hold this opinion, you're saying it's impossible for the Republicans to win the presidency (outside of vote count shenanigans). He's going to be the nominee if it isn't trump and it has to be something nearing a coin toss on him winning
     
  4. El Tiburon

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    Good. Now prosecute those Republicans who ran a fake candidate that cost a Dem candidate an election…what’s that you say? Not a big deal?
     
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  5. Sub-Zero

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    So some felons whose rights to vote should have been reinstated by the vote of the people tried to vote honestly but are now the subject of these stupid fucks. Yeah this really warranted a press conference that looks like it could have been a brief about an actual tragedy
     
  6. TAS

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    It's the one of the few plays left in the "rampant voter fraud" argument.

    Hell some state (maybe Florida) prosecuted & convicted someone under similar circumstances after the state's own voter outreach representative said it was ok to vote. I believe the conviction was eventually overturned, but as the saying goes "the cruelty is the point" and these circus shows are only publicized to muddy the waters when it comes to voting eligibility.
     
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  7. Truman

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  8. bro

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    The original GOP
     
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  9. bro

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    Ben is looking good. Not sure why he is using a decades old photo as his profile pic!

     
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  10. bwi2

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    I know this chudity is not news, but as someone who enjoyed Win Ben Stein’s Money, it still is disappointing
     
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  11. Josey Wales

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    CUT… errr umm, Ben. It’s Bueller.
     
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  12. TAS

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    Same
     
  13. Truman

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    Use to watch that w my dad. Good memories now ruined!
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

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    As someone who greatly enjoyed Win Ben Stein's Money as a youth, I find the revelation of him being a racist dickhead to be incredibly disappointing.
     
  15. bwi2

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    take me off ignore, you coward
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    guys he was famously Nixons speech writer yall shouldn't be THAT shocked he's a Trump guy
     
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  17. afb

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    9 year old me did not know who Nixon was, let alone his speechwriter

    but that would seem to add up
     
  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    next you're gonna tell me that Ben Bailey was a senior advisor to George Bush
     
  19. bwi2

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    safe to say I was not checking Wikipedia to vet game show hosts in 1997
     
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  20. PeterGriffin

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    Unfortunately, the law to reinstate felons voting rights excluded those convicted of murders and sexual offenses. Besides the poll tax part where they tried blocking people with outstanding fees and fines, this further splitting of hairs muddies the waters just that much more.

    Suffice it to say, you do the time, you deserve your rights back (or never should have them taken in the first place). If you’re gonna tax me, you damn well better let me have a say in how that representative government who legislates over me is constituted.
     
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  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Theres also the centrist idiots who think as long as you can speak well kinda means you cant possibly have terrible ideas or motives

    So much of desantis's popularity comes from media fawning over him for, like, not eating paste on TV like donald
     
  22. VaxRule

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    Straight up voter intimidation
     
  23. Josey Wales

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    Apart from Desantis making decisions that killed people during covid so he could build his name for ‘24, what is broken in Florida at the moment?
     
  24. VaxRule

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    Floridians voted to restore the right to vote to ex-cons and the Florida GOP still pretends their constitution wan’t modified to do exactly that and are now arresting people for voting when their constitution says they can.

    i type good run on sentences.
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    So this should be appealed right?
     
  26. Andy Reocho

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    Is this a candid post? Can’t tell.
     
  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Like it was cut from the Arrested Development script
     
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  28. Josey Wales

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    Yes and I’m not implying things aren’t stupid. I read the headlines about the shitty stances on social issues. I’m wondering from ppl there or who are reading more in depth. I’d like to articulate this better for some older folks in my life.
     
  29. Andy Reocho

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    Well, they’re banning books left and right spitting on the whole “free speech” thing.

    Today was an example of his voter intimidation/suppression tactics.

    The “don’t say gay” bill. The whole woke bill thing.

    That’s just a few fucked up things he’s doing. I’m sure others can add more.
     
  30. Hank Scorpio

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    You're not on ignore, I just instinctively ignore your posts.
     
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  31. Sub-Zero

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    Public education is my biggest worry. It’s very broken and getting worse. I’m sure it’s affecting poor areas in ways that’s not making it into the media.
     
  32. Bruce Wayne

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    Can’t remember which thread his abrupt resignation was brought up in but now we know why
     
  33. PeterGriffin

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    Referencing my post above, it specifically excluded those two groups.
     
  34. VaxRule

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    So we’re just accepting this story at face value as this ghoul reported it?
     
  35. PeterGriffin

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    Do you mean that these 20 voters had those convictions?
     
  36. El Tiburon

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    He’s extremely anti-education
    Embraces the anti-LGBTQ agenda
    Appointed a vaccine truther as surgeon general
    Politicized funding for public universities
    Revoked Disney’s zoning out of spite
    Attacked social media companies
    Obsessed with “woke” culture
    Obsessed with Trump and Trumpism
    Voter disenfranchisement
    Anti-weed
    Fired an elected state attorney for saying he wouldn’t prosecute women who sought abortion
    Signing the ridiculous “Anti-Woke” bill
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    GOP made it near impossible to figure out if you have any outstanding fines from your felony so they can fuck over anyone specific people
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    Education?
     
  39. Fran Tarkenton

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    very much that, a systematic effort for decades, and Cubans
     
  40. El Tiburon

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    Cubans in the US have been broken since the Bay of Pigs.
     
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  41. Duck70

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    I am so fucking tired of old fucks like this. Fucking die already.
     
  42. drewru

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    FL court recently ruled that a parentless 16 yo would not be permitted an abortion, because she wasnt mature enough..whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean
     
  43. drewru

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    Oh, that reminds me- De Santis also responding to the teacher shortage in FL by allowing military vets and their spouses (based solely on the virtue of being married to a service member) to become teachers, with no formal training beyond a high school diploma or equivalent.
     
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  44. b0ne5

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    And then defended it by saying that people with “real world experience” who are proficient in math should be teaching instead of people who went to some school that teaches them to teach. There aren’t enough adjectives to describe how dumb this man is.
     
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  45. Sub-Zero

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    His “parental rights” bullshit has its biggest effects in how teachers are treated in Florida and it’s only going to get worse. As if parents needed more reasons to be assholes to teachers
     
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  46. THEBLUERAIDER

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    But if they’re anything like most Tennessee secondary and elementary school teachers, they’ll still vote Republican in every election.
     
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  47. electronic

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    He also signed the law granting civil immunity to some dipshits who mow down protesters in their cars.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    I’m going to spend my next life studying invertebrates. The way they squirm is so interesting to me.

     
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  49. slogan119

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    Listening to Stay Tuned w/ Preet and was reminded that Trump pulled out the Muslim Ban doc to sign at Mattis’s swearing in :roll:
     
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