Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. 40wwttamgib

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    your tits are popping out you fat little bitch
     
  2. CaneKnight

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    Fat Ron’s button is struggling
     
  3. DrTomOsbourne

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    Ron is stress eating
     
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  4. Constant

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  5. 1 other person

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    Who the fuck stands like like?! Is he struggling that hard to breathe?

    Yes, yes he is
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    I knew I had seen that posture before
     
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  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    People keep saying this, has there been any evidence this actually works? All we heard when Sinema started to get all "concerned" about the filibuster in 2019 and 2020 was that "this is a very weird state with conservative Democrats so she has to do it!!!!" and she is absolutely sinking in polling. I suspect if Kelley didn't say anything about the GOP it wouldn't hurt him at all. Mehdi isn't some lefty-bro podcaster, he's done a tremendous amount of work covering elections and politics with a slightly less than mainstream approach the past many years.
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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  9. racer

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  10. Redav

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    Frankly, I'm tired of trees' bullshit
     
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  11. Blu Tang Clan

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    Trees: Fuck ‘em. Vote Walker 2022.
     
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  12. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Someone should give him The Giving Tree at his next appearance
     
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  13. Schadenfred

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    And Trump's posture is like that because he has anterior pelvic tilt from being a fatass who sits around all day.
     
  14. El Tiburon

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    I want to create a MAGA personality on Twitter and post that pic with a caption of “DeSantis is literally bursting at the seams to stab President Trump in the back!” And then just let the RWNJs do what they do.
     
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  15. ~ taylor ~

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    I cut down four trees on Saturday. I didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them.
     
  16. steamengine

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    Such a big, special boy
     
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  17. fattus

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    I’ve done that stance plenty when trying not to look so fat.
     
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  18. El Tiburon

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    It’s the stance of the guy who never stepped foot into a gym until he was 45 years old, and in an effort to avoid the embarrassment that people will know that he immediately asks, “Can anyone point me to where they keep the 100-pound plates?”
     
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  19. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “Fuck them trees” is definitely a winning message and not some insane gaffe by man with literal pudding for a brain
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Or when trying to not poop your pants
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    America is a right leaning country that works incredibly well for a select few. Those select few are very good at lying to the masses and having them believe they can join that class of select few. Because of that, those in power don’t want fundamental change. Fuck democrats and republicans the difference between them is growing but they’ve essentially been two sides of the sane coin.
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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    Hes going to end up being Eric Andre, isnt he?
     
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  24. ned's head

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  25. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    14 locations coming soon!
     
  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I bet that shitty cup of coffee is $24
     
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  27. Matt Foley

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    Not certain he’d be able to read it.
     
  28. Sub-Zero

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    It’s a CRT isn’t it?
     
  29. steamengine

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    Jesus
     
  30. Vito Corleone

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    Neo-Nazi's would have money to pay for milk and gas if they stopped spending $20 on a bag of coffee
     
  31. AptosDuck

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    $14.88
     
  32. AptosDuck

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  33. steamengine

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    This one could be tough for our Oregon posters constantly turning their noses up at the south.

     
  34. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    sorry Fancy you just got served
     
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  35. CaneKnight

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    The story on this shit is wild. It’s literally just a bunch of Nazis and like out in the open about it too
     
  36. Deep dirt

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    Yeah she fucking sucks and is a spoiler candidate to try to back door the GOP monster Drazen in.
     
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  37. ned's head

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    And it was all brought about from a sweetheart deal they made with the Omaha police department. Who would have thought?
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Here's a pic of that 1488 elevation, guessing we're just going to keep letting Nazis get further and further embedded

     
  39. CaneKnight

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    But of course we should respect cops…. Every cop is a piece of shit. I’m mad based firefighter apologized I would’ve double downed fuck them
     
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  40. racer

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    Check out their compound
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    Also, I bought my car across the street from there but did not notice the big nazi store.
     
  41. IV

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    Oregon is the only state to ever have no blacks allowed as a law
     
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  42. ned's head

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    The framing of this is pretty weak, too. It's not a far-right group. It's a hate group. The hashtag gets us to the neighborhood, but people should really start calling it was it is.
     
  43. El Tiburon

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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    What's fucked up is the quickness they are arresting ex-felons who have voted & not paid their fines, but unable unwilling to actually publicly tell these felons if they have fulfilled their restitution and are legal to vote.

    It's fucked up
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    Stealing this from the cop thread but how tfdoes this exist in our country?

     
  46. BUstang

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    Chuds don't do anything significant concerning their careers or families. So they turn towards spec-ops roleplaying and dress up with their like-minded friends to have an identity and purpose. Their roleplaying nurtures the us versus them mindset/tribalism. Business grift off of it, like that one. Pretty simple stuff.
     
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  47. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This one got me good

     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

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    I assume this is rhetorical. If not well while many don’t like to think about it, ignore it and often deny it, the fact is that white supremacy is deeply embedded in what America society is. Manifest destiny and American exceptionalism are pretty words and ideals that attempt to cover up that white supremacy ideology. Unfortunately, it’s becoming more blatant and accepted again. I fear as the country becomes browner it will only get worse before it gets better (if it ever does).
     
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  49. dblplay1212

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    Yes, it was rhetorical. It's insane that there's a market to support that. And it's not a one off, they are expanding!