Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. CuckFinn

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  2. chuckmasterflex

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  4. Jigga

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    I’m a winner says the person who has only ever lost
     
  5. Mix

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    She's going to lose by more than 3 points
     
  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  7. seanofthedead86

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  8. afb

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    it's worth noting we are a closed primary state

    so she is saying the republicans committed voter fraud
     
  9. Josey Wales

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    I hope she raises hell. Love leopard face eating from time to time.
     
  10. Detlef Schrempf

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    She’s a fucking lunatic, but she gorged herself on the Fox News obsessed Villages population. I know someone who worked for Webster, and they said they’d have people call all the time asking why he wasn’t on Fox News getting things done like Loomer was…
     
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  11. GrizzliesDrew

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    Getting things done? Like handcuffing yourself to one side of a fucking double door?
     
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  13. JGator1

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    Hope I'm not doxxing you buddy!!!!!

     
  14. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Jesus fucking christ, tactical nuke from orbit please
     
  15. AptosDuck

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    Fentanyl in the mashed beans would work too
     
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  16. PeterGriffin

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    RWNJ’s vocabulary is so limited. Loomer’s refusal to concede is just the same regurgitated lines, it’s the most brain dead version of bingo that anyone, even The Villages, has ever seen.
     
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  17. CuckFinn

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    I just knew vaccinating old people in Florida would come back to bite us.
     
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  18. Redav

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    Didn't take a genius to figure out the "stop the steal" stuff so many gopers leaned into would eventually turn on them in primaries
     
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  19. CaneKnight

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    Fact that Covid didn’t turn that Nazi shithole into a fucking ghost town is proof there is no god and if there is one it’s evil
     
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  20. prerecordedlive

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    Gaetz margin is higher than the total democrat turnout in FL-01. Absolutely disgusting. Irredeemable district. Never been more glad I moved away from it.
     
  21. CaneKnight

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    Even Alabama refused to elect a pedophile lmao. We aren’t just new Alabama WE’RE WORSE
     
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  22. IV

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    Even my family won’t defend Roy Moore
     
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  23. herb.burdette

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    This is completely anecdotal from me reading these results, but it seems like most FL GOP voters chose the more moderate candidate, but NY saw the Trumpier candidate win the primary.

    It seems like GOP voters in the North are nominating the crazier of two choices in a lot of races—NY 22 Williams, Paladino probably wins the NY 23 if he didn’t actually come out and praise Hitler, lost 52-48.

    The GOP seems to have nominated itself out of winnable elections in the PA Gov, PA Senate, OH 9 trying to unseat Kaptur with a 1/6 insurrectionist.

    All anecdotal, has anyone seen any articles analyzing whether this is a trend?
     
  24. prerecordedlive

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    Yea maybe he fucks kids but at least he isn’t one of those damn libs.
     
  25. CaneKnight

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    My guy there are no moderate candidates in Florida lol
     
  26. Tarpon Nole

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    Feels like fat Ron is going to start taking some heat from the nazis in this state because he isn’t openly nazi enough to help them win some races

     
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  27. CaneKnight

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    I’m not sure how much more openly Nazi he could be without risking losing dumb people who don’t get exactly what he’s saying when he talks about the word “woke”. Guy has been going around the state for two years essentially telling everyone he’s a racist that hates minorities and lgbtq people

    Dude came out and essentially said he has an issue with multiculturalism in Disney movies. I’m not sure how more obvious what he’s all about could be
     
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  28. Tarpon Nole

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    I don’t live anywhere in that district, but sabatini is an actual nazi. There isn’t any attempt to hide that by him. Ron likely is as well, but he doesn’t openly say he is like sabatini does.

    Anyway, looking at the guy who beat sabatini and he looks like he was endorsed by gym jordan and is a “we the people” person so he is also a nazi. Good times
     
  29. bwi2

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    I don’t mean to denigrate the geography of the home state for many fine posters, but isn’t most of Florida a literal swamp?
     
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  30. Tarpon Nole

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    yes. And the ecosystems and water of this state are failing and we are running out of clean water for SE Florida to drink because of said draining of swamps 100 years ago
     
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  31. CaneKnight

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    O yeah mills is 100% a Nazi. Dude was literally bragging about cops assaulting protestors in his commercials and how he’d support that.

    Also in my lifetime I don’t remember a governor being this obvious in his contempt towards anyone who isn’t white. Fat Ron is very obvious and up front about his bigotry.
     
  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  33. Constant

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    Not swatted hard enough if she's still posting.
     
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  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    surprised she actually moved/lived in the district she represents
     
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  35. El Tiburon

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    This has the “I painted a mean phrase on my garage door myself and blamed it on black people” vibe.
     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    It'll get her on Fox News, but then be found out to be a fake story in about a week which Fox News will never acknowledge.
     
  37. bro

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  38. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Damn, tough learning by clicking on this that Rosanna arquette is now a reply guy.
     
  39. Fusiontegra

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    Bold strategy, taking her kinks to social media in largely conservative state.
     
  40. bro

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    What is swatted. Like slapped? Or the internet term?
     
  41. Truman

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    Of course I know what swatted means, but for the others who may not - what does swatted mean?
     
  42. TAS

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    Someone calling the cops (SWAT) to your house, with zero justification, to scare/harm you
     
  43. Bruce Wayne

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    Someone calls in a fake threat to 911 that prompts a heavy police response, usually in the form of a SWAT team, to the target's residence.

    Cops have killed unsuspecting victims of these types of "pranks" on more than one occasion
     
  44. skiedfrillet

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    when someone calls the SWAT on you to raid your house

    it was all the rage like 10 years ago on the streaming scene
     
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  45. skiedfrillet

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  46. JGator1

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    Basically calling the cops on a particular address and saying there’s a hostage situation there or something so they go into that address with force. It’s happened a bunch with someone live-streaming on twitch or wherever and cops run in with tactical gear. People have gotten killed because of it.

     
  47. Buns

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    To me, this stuff is the most infuriating part of politics. Jesus Christ these maps are INSANE.
     
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  48. Constant

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    It's your own fault. We wouldn't have to do this if you'd just let us disenfranchise the unworthy.

    - GOP
     
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  49. VaxRule

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    Can anyone explain what swatting is?
     
  50. El Tiburon

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    Bend over and I’ll show you.
     
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