Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Tucker has the right idea
     
  2. pearl

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  3. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    The contents of Hunter's laptopn get released in October 2020 and Joe wins by 20 million instead of 10.
     
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  4. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    Not to defend Marco -- I only went down this rabbit hole to investigate an alternate illegal theory -- BUT is anyone other than that twitter user reporting those facts? I spent entirely too much time on the Miami Dade recorder's office site and they seem way off. The mortgage he took out in January 2021 and paid off in *December* 2021 was from a hard money lender -- probably a bridge or construction loan. The 2015 mortgage on his prior residence was satisfied in June 2021. In July 2021, the family trust TOOK OUT a mortgage for the same property as the Jan 2021 mortgage, and the lender on this mortgage is the same as the lender on the outstanding 30 year mortgage reported on Rubio's 2021 financial disclosure (and the 2015 mortgage). I didn't find any sign of a release of that mortgage on the recorder's site, so I think someone may have bad info.
     
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  5. Josey Wales

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    Dumb, fucking losers.
     
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  6. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Ted cruz actually texts you back. He’s lonely and really wants human interactions.
     
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  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  8. BudKilmer

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    This is quite the cavalcade of shit birds



    add in a Diamond and silk and you’d have an all time WOAT line up
     
  9. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    God damn Charlie Kirk’s face is so weird
     
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  10. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Def the kiddie pool end of the gene pool there. ^
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

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    It's like a Bill Murray story, only more racist.
     
  12. Hank Scorpio

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    Ahhh, the old "I know you are but what am I?" comeback. I don't see how Joe recovers from this devastating attack.
     
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  13. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I KNOW YOURE A FASCIST BUT WHAT AM I
     
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  14. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    At least he is staying active and keeping the mind sharp
     
  15. BudKilmer

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  16. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    He obviously got some very bad news this morning and is going on a binge again.
     
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  17. Vito Corleone

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    "No puppet, no puppet. You're the puppet."

    -The President of the United States of America
     
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  18. Truman

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    Accidentally based tweets:

     
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  19. Redav

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    Can't say I follow the logic of the FBI storming the Capitol.
     
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  20. Drown ‘Em

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    Are you usually able to follow the logic very far on any Q/Trump theories?
     
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  21. poetictrojan

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    He’s just actively trying to burn the country down now and we will just allow it because fuck us…
     
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  22. ned's head

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    Walls are closing in. This is some dark shit

     
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  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Laughing at Alex Jones test ballooning dropping Trump for DeSantis. He wants to so badly but knows Trump is his only chance for access.
     
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  24. Drown ‘Em

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    This was as of 90 minutes ago.
     
  25. Josey Wales

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    Oh no. Leadership that represents my values!
     
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  26. 40wwttamgib

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    :magatears:
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    I kind of like that our big wet boy has a place where he can post through it but not do a ton of damage bc the fringe loonies are the only ones there
     
  28. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Just (redact) this mf'er in the head and get it over with. He is literally inciting domestic terrorists, JFC.
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The meltdown after Biden’s speech on democracy is going to be wild.
     
  30. southlick

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  31. IvanTheTerrible

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  32. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I get Georgia flipped blue, but if they elect Walker, the South is truly irredeemable politically. I feel sorry for all the good people who live there, but man that would be a depressing result
     
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  33. El Tiburon

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    I don’t know anything about the source of that poll.
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    this is a 2pt improvement for Warnock based on their last poll fwiw

    emersons a quirky pollster
     
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  35. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Moderate texas Republican:
     
  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    hopefully that guy is getting from the FBI right now
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    Swalwell saying what anyone paying attn can see. We’ve become an orange powder keg ready to explode. Shit is scary.
     
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  39. NYGator

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    My only question is how the fuck did this even happen?

     
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  40. Fran Tarkenton

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    they are not reputable, and they have suburban voters breaking for Herschel by a 9 point margin which is cute.
     
  41. Josey Wales

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    “Good candidates” truly do not matter one bit.
     
  42. ned's head

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    I was skeptical, but the man has a vision

     
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  43. Redav

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    Makes a lot of sense if you think about it
     
  44. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    More evidence the movie Idiotocracy was not a comedy, but instead a surprisingly prescient science fiction movie.
     
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  45. b0ne5

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    Imagine this guy in Congress sitting there with a blank expression because he has no idea what is going on. Jfc Georgia, get it together.
     
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  46. Vito Corleone

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    Millions of people will vote for him. Makes you think
     
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  47. Guns

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    Mike Judge is the one playing 4D chess
     
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  48. Truman

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    Thanks to my homeboard im pretty fluent in MAGA chud. However i have zero clue what he's getting at here.
     
  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i actually think it’s more dangerous because of who is there.