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  1. The Banks

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    Sir that’s the Broyles Award winner you’re talking about. Or maybe it’s Mario’s conservative influence, I unno.
     
  2. Saul Shabazz

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    yes this is accurate
     
  3. Gritty Badger

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    19 targets between Redding and Key Smith

    passing game never had a prayer
     
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  4. am16401

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    Yeah it’s Mario fault that Gattis didn’t target our TEs in the redzone or at all in the first half. I’m sure he went to Gattis and said “hey our wr suck so just keep attempting pass plays to them or run the ball but do not… do not try and create plays for our TEs.”
     
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  5. am16401

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    Reading this article this week definitely made me feel less confident about our passing game working once it was announced X was hurt.

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  6. Gritty Badger

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    oh my, never saw article

    that’s um, not ideal
     
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  7. CF3234

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    Yea. Need your QB to be less of an introvert.
     
  8. Saul Shabazz

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    Unless he's a 27 yo former minor leaguer with an Old Milwaukee addiction
     
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  9. CF3234

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    Is This Weinke?
     
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  10. Saul Shabazz

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    Yup

    half introvert half drunken asshole
     
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  11. DeToxRox

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    You guys are getting the full Gattis experience early it seems. I liked him quite a bit last year tbf but it was also his outlier season at Michigan so I don’t know what to expect moving forward.
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    Van Dyke reminds me a bit of Jeff Driskel in terms of his personality. Doesn’t really rally the troops or show any outward leadership. Then when a fuck up happens he just goes to the bench and sits by himself.
     
  13. Fecta23

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    I remember this stage of grief. It was definitely Marcus Arroyo’s fault.
     
  14. ATX305

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    Y’all have Bo Nix as your QB and threw the ball downfield twice yesterday
     
  15. Fecta23

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    Yeah, I hate Bo Nix.
     
  16. ATX305

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    He’s a placeholder for Garcia/Rashada. He put up huge numbers last year in a pass-heavy offense against crap competition and everyone was comparing him to Justin Herbert
     
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  17. The Banks

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    That’s good coaching, Bo Nix sucks.
     
  18. ATX305

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    So does TVD so isn’t it the same logic?
     
  19. danny2430

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    Apparently TVD is as talented as Herbert?
     
  20. ATX305

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    According to?
     
  21. The Banks

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    We have three years of statistical evidence that Bo Nix is a below average college QB. He’s remarkably consistent at it.

    We have one year of evidence that TVD is a really good college QB.

    Now if you want to argue that Mario is a QB killer, there’s plenty of narrative behind that.
     
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  22. C A N E

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  23. ATX305

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    And Nix would have put up gaudy numbers in Lashlee’s one dimensional offense last year too. There’s nothing to ‘kill’ with TVD. He just isn’t very good
     
  24. C A N E

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    Mario/Gattis should charged with a crime for not putting Thad in when we’re in the redzone. Guy falls forward and picks up those tough yards.
     
  25. danny2430

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    It was sarcasm genius
     
  26. Duck70

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    Soon you will realize that even the games you win will begin to infuriate you. Like the team wins despite the coaching staff.
     
  27. am16401

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    I wish I cared as much about a coach I thought sucked as much as Oregon fans care about Mario. But Ive also never been really smug about a coach that I think sucks leaving the program I root for either so maybe it’s just me.
     
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  28. danny2430

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    It’s pretty cute tbh
     
  29. ATX305

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    And that think that they are suddenly better off
     
  30. Duck2013

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    Oh I don’t think Oregon fans think we are better off. We just didn’t want to have to go through a new coach for the 5 time in 6 years or whatever the stupid number is.


    You guys got a great one tho! Seems to really stay out of his staffs way, develops his players, and has all of the small details buttoned up!
     
  31. C A N E

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    Why are you in this thread if you’re not at least a little salty?
     
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  32. CF3234

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    And weird how he wasn’t spamming this thread after the UGA game.
     
  33. The Banks

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    I'd guess because y'all played Bethune Cookman that week so there wasn't much to glean from that game.
     
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  34. Fecta23

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    It’s just us sharing our misery with others. I didn’t want Mario to leave, he’s a good CEO. But you will start to hate his in game coaching a lot.
     
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  35. am16401

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    You have no idea of the type of ineptitude I have had to endure for over two decades on the sidelines. Also Butch was one of the worst game day coaches I could remember I I’d give up my right to have children to have that freckle face mother fucker in his prime on the Miami sidelines again.

    Besides what Mario and Tyrion have done with the Miami offensive line already has me in shock. Not watching a Miami qb throwing from his back all game or RB running into the ass of their offensive line for the first time in 20 years is a breath of fresh . Get the trenches right and the skill players will come.
     
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  36. Space

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    Best we looked in the trenches in a long time. Insane how quickly that happened. Defense looked competent and competitive. Really felt on the level for the first time in a while.

    Lotta arrogance and foolishness by the special teams and offensive staff. More nervous about Gattis than anything else.
     
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  37. Space

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    Really unfortunate south Florida is void of skill players to recruit
     
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  38. am16401

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    When Tyrique jumped to catch a punt last week that bounced was the tell that he was to damn wreckless to be on returns. Special teams were so damn good the first two weeks too and completely fell apart in every possible way in the same game smh. Not to mention TAMU having the best ST luck from their punter having 100 punts make the craziest bounce to pin us in the 10. Or them muffing a punt and recovering it even though the entire Miami punt team was around him (fucking Blades is such a discredit to his old man smh)
     
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  39. Gritty Badger

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    My favorite part of the Oregon fans jumping in the thread to tell us the dirty details about Mario the CEO as if we didn’t have him on a trial run three miles down the road for 5 years

    we are all very aware of who we hired thanks fellas
     
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  40. Gritty Badger

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    That was the first prime time night game on the road/neutral site where we didn’t get physically bulldozed all game long since like Lane Stadium ‘05

    that was a nice change for once
     
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  41. danny2430

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    Line of scrimmage was actually super promising

    Don’t see why it shouldn’t handle the majority of ACC play
     
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  42. Space

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    2nd and 30, taking full play clock in the 4th while down, and being scared we might do a designed run with TVD is just a wild thought to have to process during that game.
     
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  43. -Prime-

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    Until otherwise, he is Wario to me
     
  44. CC

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    Need a mid season transfer portal. This WR situation is dire.

     
  45. danny2430

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    Kinda felt like he looked the best of them on saturday too
     
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  46. -Prime-

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    need a better a better throwing everything 5 yards short of the 1st down is not working
     
  47. C A N E

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    Skinner time, baby. He can play WR.
     
  48. danny2430

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    Or Horton, kinda sounds like Colbie Young guy was a wasted scholly
     
  49. Duck70

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    I dont think that Mario sucks as a CEO, I think that he sucks as micromanager. There were stories of him calling the graphics people at 2am telling them to make a better hype video for upcoming games/recruits. It was that way across the board. Mario does a good job recruiting and general program building, he just needs to really lean in the CEO role and trust the people he has hired to get the job done.

    Also fuck yeah I'm bitter and I want him to fail, sue me.
     
  50. ATX305

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    They whiffed hard in the portal but Joseph and Washington look like guys that could contribute as frosh