Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Look, he may be 38 years old but he’ll always be Mommy Fertilizer’s favorite little failson.
     
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  2. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    These are the same “children” that ran the Trump Organization on their own during Don John’s presidency because he swore that he would have no input in any of the business during that time.
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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    Oh look it's that guy who should hang again
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    Except for the one so accomplished she was given a job at the White House.
     
  5. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Gonna be tight when he's AG again in '25.
     
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  6. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    ginni thomas gonna be ag in 25
     
  7. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Fuck no. It'll be someone who would actually overturn the election
     
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  8. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Attorney General Joe Arpaio :twocents:

    hmmm... he's pretty old.
    Fine:
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  9. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I guess their defense is they’re children so they didn’t know any better until they hit 70, then they’re too old to know any better.
     
  11. Truman

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  12. Mister Me Too

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    I feel like Ginni is more of a Secretary of Education or HUD Secretary.
     
  13. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Gotta say, this could be an all-timer.
     
  14. bwi2

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    Former President Trump? Has he lost Hannity?
     
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  15. NYGator

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  16. Josey Wales

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    Hahahahaahahahah. I’m sure you’re all watching. Hahahahahah. Go for it, cunt.
     
  17. HoosDaMan

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    Man, I still hate his fucking guts with same intensity.
     
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  18. Tommy Jefferson

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    This is such good TV. I can’t turn away.

    Hannity “what is the process for declassifying materials?”

    Trump “blah blah blah there is no process, I could just think about declassifying them and that’s it”
     
  19. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Dark Brandon literally just made fun of republicans for exactly this
     
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  20. NYGator

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    It’s even worse than the summaries, and he looks fucking ridiculous.

     
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  21. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Lol, they raided Mar-a-lago so strongly because they were searching for Hillary’s emails!
     
  22. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    he looks like refried shit
     
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  23. bakonole

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    :roll:
     
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  24. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    His attorneys must be drinking heavily watching this.
     
  25. Fran Tarkenton

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    seems like the right wing brain worms theory is the act of moving documents to Palm Beach County is in itself declassifying
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    "would it be on video tape?"

    "Nah, they were in a room"
     
  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    If some court says these documents are declassified, on behalf of TMB, I'm going to FOIA them immediately. Like within 30 seconds of the the decision
     
  28. BudKilmer

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    I fucking loathe him
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    **millions of very serious Americans** i would kill for this man to lead our nation again
     
  30. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I am so fucking sure his lawyers warned him not to take/answer questions about this.

    insert: he-just-tweeted-it-out.jpg
     
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  31. enjj

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    If he says something on Fox can it still be admissible as true in a court of law?
     
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  32. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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    He's got to be the dumbest person walking this planet. His brain is just goo from too much fox news
     
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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Funniest thing I’ve seen in some time.
     
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  35. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    He's such a lazy, pudgy slug.
     
  36. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i respect our thicc king

    always dragging americas wagon
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    If Trump saw someone shaped like trump I’d actually like to hear his take. I’ll just apply anything he said about Rosie.
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  39. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Biden and company better be in the process of revoking any government contract this company still has and hopefully grounding their fucking planes.
     
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  40. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Ass like a horse
     
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  41. BudKilmer

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  42. aisle seven

    aisle seven Well-Known Member
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    This account’s hit rate is impressive considering the volume of tweets.

     
  43. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The way I understand it isn’t directly admissible however could be used to impeach a witness’s testimony.
     
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  44. DrTomOsbourne

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    My boy is clearly shook
     
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  45. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Not sure there's a part of his body that isn't a complete mess
     
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