Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Let's watch him wiggle tho
     
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  2. Beeds07

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    “Look, there were a lot of incredible things going on during my presidency, which actually hasn’t ended. I can’t be expected to be remember every moment but know that I did declassify everything everyone is asking me about and it was the most incredible declassification annyones ever seen.”

    “Welp, I’m convinced. Let’s close this case.”
     
  3. a.tramp

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    I know this is never going to happen but where would a former president go to prison? Leavenworth? I guess it would depend on the crimes but lets pretend for the sake of argument these crimes that Trump committed and of which the thread is about.
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Probably wouldn’t. Not at his age and it’d be a cluster fuck. He’d be a felon and do house arrest or something I’d imagine. I’d say you’re right I just couldn’t see them doing it at his age and with the security detail it would involve but I hope I’m wrong of course.
     
  5. cutig

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    House arrest at Mar a Lago
     
  6. a.tramp

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    Ok. Let me rephrase. Where would a president go to prison? Younger, more severe crime, whatever.
     
  7. Deep dirt

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    Prison on the Moon, just to be safe. He is a major flight risk otherwise.
     
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah you couldn’t just expect him not to break his house arrest. I’d give him 3 days max and he’d be off to Trump Tower in NYC and making a scene when told he wasn’t supposed to do that and probably wriggle out of it legally. “It is his house ya know”.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    he’d pardon himself when he wins in 24
     
  10. Deep dirt

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    But if he’s on the moon he has no jurisdiction. Checkmate.
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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  12. Deep dirt

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    Shit. Outfoxed again.
     
  13. Guns

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    classic case of Schrödinger's top secret docs. Both classified and unclassified at the same time.
     
  14. Guns

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    here’s what’s gonna happen. LC gonna fire this extra special master for asking legit questions, they won’t agree on a new one then DOJ will appeal to 11th circuit and more fuckery will continue.
     
  15. broken internet

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    Lather, rinse, repeat... ad infinitum.
     
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  16. chuckmasterflex

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  17. spagett

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    I mean... that's not very significant

    Dumbass Republicans can be swayed pretty easily.
     
  18. AbeFroman

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    Time to start a Trump financial crimes thread. Selfish fucker won't stop until he owns all of the threads on the first page.
     
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  19. Tman12

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    Agreed and it's DeSantis :blech:
     
  20. Josey Wales

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    Don needs to go on the offensive and shit on him so he can lose the gov race.
     
  21. Beeds07

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    Make him live in every state they voted for him for 6-12 months until he dies. That would be worst than any jail cell you could put him in.
     
  22. joe-

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  23. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Bring him to me. I've got some tomatoes in my garden that are ripe for throwing.
     
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  24. southlick

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  25. Drown ‘Em

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    And there it is.
     
  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    can't wait to see what Kavanaugh does
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    that isn’t a good thing for trump, right?
     
  28. pez

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    2 trump appointees
     
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  29. harvey birdman

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    I don’t think Trump appeals this order.
     
  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    its that bad he shouldnt

    but then, take a look at the actions of his legal team leading up to this point.
     
  31. harvey birdman

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    That was probably the most ridiculous part of the Cannon order. The subpoenaed evidence being used against you in a criminal matter is the whole point of a warrant. Would be like stealing a car and then saying the police that confiscated it have to give it back to you because they can use it in an armed robbery case against you. First it wasn’t you car and second it’s evidence of a crime.
     
  32. harvey birdman

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    Also whichever clerks wrote this opinion did a nice job of being clear and concise.
     
  33. pez

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    to the extent his game is delay delay delay, this does not help him
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    Can’t believe Trump appointed two secret DeSantis plants who are out to get him.
     
  35. theregionsitter

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    to the Supreme Court no less
     
  36. bwi2

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    I know this was in jest but before becoming judges one was Alabama’s Solicitor General and the other was Georgia’s. One was a clerk for Kavanaugh. These are not apolitical judges and even they went out of their way to shit on Cannon.
     
  37. beerleagueman

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    media has to love this. ‘Justice Department has tied the game up but will this go to SCOTUS?’

    the process is exhausting
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    Hi Renato. We have a system that leans on plea deals and punching down on poor ppl. Thank goodness!

    If any of these slugs get pulled into custody I suspect them acting like the bad guy in SWAT and offering a crazy sum of money to anyone who springs them.
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    I did it with my mind powers
     
  40. afb

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    Professor President X
     
  41. bertwing

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    I don’t think he understands it
     
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  42. southlick

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  43. cutig

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    Im surprised fox added the former to the title.
     
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  45. One Man Wolfpack

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    I honestly thought there was no way he said this and people were just trying to be funny on Twitter.

    I should have known better.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    trump never had any business being POTUS. He literally knew nothing about the office. He wants to be a Mob Boss and honestly believe he’d be the ultimate mob boss as potus. He thought he could just do whatever the tick he wanted.
     
  47. enjj

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    Still not as good as this beauty

     
  48. Daniel Ocean

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