Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by pearl, Jul 15, 2015.

  1. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    The most egregious thing here is the way he cut the fish open without regard to saving the meat. Fucking hack.

    About the cheating? These are grown men catching fish for a living while drinking beer and cruising around in kickass boats.. I would do a lot to be able to keep ahold of that lifestyle too so I give him a pass.
     
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  2. fish

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    No one is drinking beer in a high level tournament.
     
  3. a.tramp

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    I would be if I was in one!
     
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  4. soulfly

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    How are you supposed to catch the fish, then?!
     
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  5. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Listen I’m not gonna take lip from someone with the username of…oh nvm
     
  6. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  7. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  8. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    :roll:
     
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  9. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Felt a wide range of emotions on page 1118. These 2 posts contain some real goddam men. For as big of 2 different reasons as it gets.

     
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  10. enjj

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    Of course they aren’t drinking while fishing. They are professional athletes.
     
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  11. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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  12. IrishLAX2

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    Not a pic, but random enough
     
  13. laxjoe

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    I don’t understand how this is a real thing
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I knew my Am Lit degree would come in handy sooner or later.
     
  15. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah but he plays lacrosse so I'm just happy he didn't go with "Wills"
     
  16. Shawn Hunter

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    So my math says without Rocky's salary jacking up the average a ton, the average mascot salary is only about $39K.
     
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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    You hate to see this happen in a tradition as noble as pro fishing. It pains me to see the betrayal of these honorable athletes
     
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  18. texasraider

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    I haven’t read the story but I knew the guy who was Billy the Marlin back in the day. The marlins paid him pennies but part of his contract was that he received all the money from private bookings. He made a ton off of birthday parties from rich dads in Miami trying to buy their kids love
     
  19. IrishLAX2

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    He apparently does really, really dangerous stuff that somehow justifies the money…?

    This is what Twitter is telling me, and we all know Twitter is undefeated.
     
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  20. pearl

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    I hope parents don’t actually do this

     
  21. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Social stigma for staying home? I have to question whether it’s more stigma from being the itchy kid in class no one wants to be near. They’re gonna name call that kid for months/years.
     
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  22. -Asshole-

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    Getting lice sucks, but who hasn’t had lice at least once? Fuck. Keep them kids home.
     
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  23. beerme

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    i remain pure and I look down upon you
     
  24. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I’ve never had lice, Clay Travis’ son.
     
  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    AAP the absolute woat medical society
     
  26. Professor Moriarty

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    Five person household, none of us have had lice.
     
  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I'm still obsessed with that cheating fisherman video. The guy at the beginning doing the baseball umpire ejection is so funny.
     
  28. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Curious what associations advice are still reliable and based on science and greater good.
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    All of them including the AAP, Mr Libertarian.

    I just don't like the AAP's tone deafness
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ve never had lice.
     
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  31. -Asshole-

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    Good job
     
  32. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    Always laugh when I see this. I taught at that school my first 2 years of teaching.
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it was an effort
     
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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Were kids always acting like this?
     
  35. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    Yes
     
  36. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Think I found their crack dealer
     
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  37. pearl

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  38. Roy

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    I’m sorry but that shit is fire
     
  39. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Yikes. Appreciate the response. Accusation of being a libertarian I will accept as abuses on my front and not a mistake on your part. I'll accept your diagnosis. That said, I'm pretty grossly left. I wasn't expecting your statement and wondered. Simply that
     
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  40. Dwight Schrute

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    There's a few in Midnight Mass that really got me. Haunting of Hill House too. Anything Mike Flanagan related really.
     
  41. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Pet semetary, the og one. When the cat jumps is the only one I remember. I was 8. Same year I watched elephant man. When they revealed his face, it affected me. Again, 8. My favorite movie was jaws then. My parents weren't good at it
     
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  42. fattus

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    I got lice once.
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  44. BellottiBold

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    There's a reply to that describing someone who was found dead after getting stuck in a top loader ass first wtf
     
  45. Handcuffed

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    that stresses me out
     
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  46. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    That dude went to Vanderbilt, UVA Law, and Oxford.
     
  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Sorry man, I took some of your takes in other threads as defenses of libertarianism I guess and I fucking hate libertarians. Thanks for not being one