Official FC Barcelona thread

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by andres, May 16, 2010.

  1. Artoo

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  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    between all the injuries and then that handball it seems plainly obvious at this point that they arent getting out of the group
     
  3. Artoo

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    Not sure Lewy's even touched the ball inside the 18 all fucking night
     
  4. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    and of course there isnt a clear enough angle on that
     
  5. soulfly

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    Can't catch a fucking break.
     
  6. Artoo

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  7. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the apology from uefa for the var fuck up will keep us nice and warm during those europa league nights
     
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  8. soulfly

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    Ferran getting the start today :facepalm:
     
  9. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    say what you will about ferran, but at least he tries to shoot the fucking ball

    pretty over wingers banging shit crosses into the shins of fullbacks
     
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  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    right on cue, a complete dogshit cutback attempt from ousmane
     
  11. soulfly

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    Jesus Christ. Lucky to have gotten any points from that game, let alone 3.
     
  12. CC_Nole

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    Wish I was confident we could beat a bang average Inter team at home but alas….
     
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  13. CC_Nole

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    All we do is spam crosses ffs
     
  14. CC_Nole

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    Why can this team not keep a clean sheet in the champions league.
     
  15. soulfly

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    Jesus christ. Get Busquets and Pique the fuck off the field.
     
  16. CC_Nole

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    Finished… honestly wonder how long Xavi lasts
     
  17. soulfly

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    Dembele, you fucking asshole :facepalm:
     
  18. Artoo

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    I applaud his passion. He was trying to put the team on his back and carry them. You could see it in every close up they gave of him, he was emotional as fuck out there. Unfortunately he was trying to do too much on his own. That missed center to Ansu for an easy goal was the highlight of him doing it, but there were several other dribbles and shots that he didn't need to take.

    Hey, maybe Inter loses to Pilzen? Maybe we beat Bayern? Lol
     
  19. soulfly

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    We fucking blow. No matter how much control we have over a game, there’s never any true threat. And any time the opposition has a sniff at goal they can generally convert.
     
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  20. Artoo

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    Dembele on the left is just not fucking working. I get wanting to have him and Raphinha out there at the same time, but Dembele produces 10x better on the right
     
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  21. Artoo

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    And that Benzema goal was just so fucking unlucky. Great MAtS save but it just rebounded right out to Benzema's feet.
     
  22. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    theyve been playing scared on offense ever since the injuries trying to protect the defense

    took out all of the verticality and progressive play that they had earlier in the season in favor of this "game control" nonsense
     
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  23. Druce

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    Trotting out Sergi Roberto at rb today tells us all we needed to know about how this was going to go.
     
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  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    you get a change of possession and the first instinct is to play it back to mats

    broken bullshit
     
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  25. Artoo

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    Sergi Roberto only has one move/play. Pass to Busquets/Frenkie who is shadowing him on the inside, because they know that's the only pass he knows how to make
     
  26. Artoo

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    And fucking he'll I wish Ansu would just score a fucking goal and get his confidence back. Poor kid is just stuck and broken right now
     
  27. Artoo

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    SERGI ROBERTO CANNOT OR WILL NOT ADVANCE THE FUCKING BALL. I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH.

    Center the ball. Give it to the RWer in front of you. DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN A LITTLE PASS BACK AND TO THE MIDDLE.
     
  28. Artoo

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    This Pen is fucking bullshit
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    just play a midfield 3 that hang physically and see what happens

    busi can play on thursdays and against the valladolids of the world
     
  30. nexus

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    great effort today everyone
     
  31. Artoo

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  32. Druce

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    For the life of me I don’t understand a couple things: a. Why busquets has to start every big game at the 6 and b. Why they are already talking about spending more money on his replacement without giving Frenkie or Nico the opportunity
     
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  33. soulfly

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    Yeah. If the insistence is to maintain the identity, there’s no reason to be throwing money around to acquire players from other teams. There’s plenty of talent in the system. Use it.
     
  34. Artoo

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    Back to back

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    At least we've got that going for us. In fact, I'm going to just consider this a major trophy for us to claim we've won these last two years
     
  35. Druce

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    Gavi is emerging as my favorite player. His balls to the wall don’t give a fuck style of play is so refreshing while watching this group of passive shit birds hit back passes and lame ass crosses.
     
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  36. Artoo

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    He reminds me of a few years ago when we'd bring on Arturo Vidal for like 30 minutes and he'd just get out there and harass the fuck out of opponents. Except now with Gavi's young legs, he can do it for longer.
     
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  37. soulfly

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    Excited to see how things go without Busquets and with Fati starting.
     
  38. soulfly

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    Big fan of the quicker and more direct play.
     
  39. soulfly

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    :roll: at Fati's goal
     
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  40. Artoo

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    Ansuuuuuuu
     
  41. Artoo

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    Whatever finally gets him on the scoresheet and gets his confidence back
     
  42. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    really is a stunning development that its producing better results than glacially paced horizontal passing with spamming crosses
     
  43. soulfly

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    Jesus Christ Raphinha :facepalm:
     
  44. soulfly

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    Oh cool. Busquets is starting again :killme:
     
  45. soulfly

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    Holy shit. Dembele looks unstoppable right now.
     
  46. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    pray for gavis testicles
     
  47. soulfly

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    Fuck. Gavi going out with a groin injury.
     
  48. soulfly

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    Now Sergi out with a dislocated shoulder.
     
  49. Artoo

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    Holy fuck I cannot believe MAtS kept that clean sheet. He owes Busi AND Eric a few beers or a Cadillac or something.
     
  50. soulfly

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    Nah. They still owe him a few more saves for the fuckups over the last few weeks.