The Bucs Thread: A Very Dumb Football Team

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    Brate needs to retire immediately.
     
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  2. LetItSoak

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    He got that big deal a couple years ago so he's set for life financially. Seems insane to risk legit brain damage to keep playing
     
  3. LetItSoak

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    Steelers DL is abusing us up front
     
  4. JGator1

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    My teams and 3rd down
     
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  5. LetItSoak

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    Fucking Trubisky too
     
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  6. LetItSoak

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    :facepalm:
     
  7. JGator1

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    Love how every time they show Bowles the mic is flipped up and he’s just staring at the field. This is what it takes to be an NFL coach folks!!!
     
  8. Hank Scorpio

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    This team fucking sucks. Our offense is predictable and executes poorly. Our defense apparently plays for UF on Saturdays and then suits up for Tampa on Sundays.
     
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  9. LetItSoak

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    Maybe Tom will show up to practice this week
     
  10. Hank Scorpio

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    Again...
     
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  11. JGator1

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    “Todd Bowles is a defensive genius with super insane blitzes” -everyone who has an interest in keeping the NFL coaching pool as small as possible
     
  12. LetItSoak

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    Pittsburgh missing half their secondary and we threw downfield how many times?
     
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  14. JGator1

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    Deja vu all over again!!!
     
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  15. Tarpon Nole

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    This offense is terrible
     
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  17. Hank Scorpio

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    Every week is just the David Stern sitting down gif. This team is miserable to watch.
     
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  18. Sean Connery

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    Launch Bowles and Leftwich to Pluto
     
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  19. JGator1

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    This is not fun
     
  20. JGator1

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    Gotta go deep on 3rd and 2 we’ve had so much success with it today!!!!
     
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  21. Tarpon Nole

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    Can’t wait for

    1st down - short pass for 2 yds
    2nd down - run up the middle for no gain
    3rd down - forced throw to Godwin incomplete
     
  22. Sean Connery

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    Haha Fournette and this line are so fucking bad
     
  23. JGator1

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    Great call!!!!!
     
  24. Fuck this

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    Fire everyone
     
  25. JGator1

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    Give Arians the goddamn headset Leftwich.
     
  26. JGator1

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    Childhood bad nostalgia of the Trent Dilfer days
     
  27. JGator1

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    Shut it down
     
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  28. JGator1

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    For fucks sake

    Might be a rough day for Troy Bowles at Jesuit tomorrow
     
  29. Tarpon Nole

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    You have to trade for some OL
     
  30. Tarpon Nole

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    Fire todd
    Let Bruce coach rest of the year
    trade for OL
    Win the division with a losing record
     
  31. Hank Scorpio

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    This team fucking sucks.
     
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  32. Tarpon Nole

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    I don’t have any stats to back it up, but it has to be almost impossible to not score a TD in the NFL last 5 or so seasons

    Quite an impressive feat today
     
  33. Hank Scorpio

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    Time for us to turn to the future. It's time to begin the Kyle Trask dynasty.
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    Cool to see us just quit after the running into the kicker penalty.
     
  35. JGator1

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    Panthers players consoling Bowles like they know he’s way in over his head
     
  36. Tarpon Nole

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    Some guys just aren’t head coaching material.
     
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  37. LA window washer

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    Kids gonna be shit. Save this.
    :skip:
     
  38. Tarpon Nole

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    he’s never going to start in the nfl
     
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  39. Tarpon Nole

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    Well, he might start in an emergency, but he’s never going to start as THE guy
     
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  40. Lawnole23

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    I'm taking my 9 year old to the Bucs game against the Ravens for his bday. I haven't been to a Bucs game in years. Do all the sideline 200 level seats have club access?
     
  41. Hank Scorpio

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    Club access are sections 206-216 and 231-240. I may be off by one. But if your seats are pewter, you have club access.
     
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  42. Hank Scorpio

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    We are debating taking our kids to the Ravens game as well. Our 7 yr old is all in, but my 9 yr old needs some convincing. We would normally just send them in late to school the next day, but my 9 yr old does the morning news on Fridays and has to be to school by 7:15.

    Considering how seemingly unaffected she was driving to Tally and back for the Clemson game a couple weeks ago, maybe she'll be fine?
     
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  43. Lawnole23

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    They'll probably be tired. I would just tell them in advance they'll be back late and have to get up at the normal time. I always tell my 9 year old that in advance so he knows no arguments about having to get up at the normal time. My personal opinion on it in general is they'll remember going to the game and getting to see Lamar Jackson play and that outweighs being tired at school. If it's a blow out then you just leave early in the 4th.
     
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  44. Hank Scorpio

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    Yeah, that's what I'm thinking as well. My son is more of a no brainer because he's into it the whole time. My daughter is hit or miss. Outside of the kid zone and whatever treat she gets in the stadium, she's pretty indifferent about the whole experience. Seeing her brother happy/excited pisses her off in general, so that also doesn't help.
     
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  45. Lawnole23

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    Well maybe you just take your son then. Save yourself the headache. Definitely not taking my almost 5 year old Thursday for the same reason.
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    We thought about that, but I think it would only add to her budding insecurity that we favor her brother.

    Maybe it'll work better that it's during the week where we're not peeling her away from electronics (which they only get on weekends) or playing with friends.
     
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  47. Lawnole23

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    I think the move is either bring an ipad with you or ask her and let her know if she doesn't want to go you'll plan something fun just for her.

    Luckily my youngest isn't old enough to think his older brother is favored but sports wise it definitely is. He just started t ball and I almost never go out and practice with him but that's my fault. My oldest is a pretty damn good flag football WR and safety for his age so I'm out working with him on that all the time because he loves it. Need to make myself work with the younger one on baseball.
     
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  48. Tarpon Nole

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    Do the bucs score a TD tonight?
     
  49. LetItSoak

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    I'm going to stay up until midnight getting mad like an idiot as we take another infuriating L
    :bernie:
     
  50. Fuck this

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    lamar gonna run for 150
     
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