*The Official World Cup 2022 Thread of a Lifetime* - Sponsored by Crystal Palace FC and Near Beer

I imagine he’s boiling hotdogs in a container somewhere on the outskirts of Doha

 

Well now you’re making Qatar sound fun

 

None of that Welsh malarkey tomorrow

 

Believe it’s the pregame at 8. Kick off at 9

 

Nvm I think I’m wrong

 

Fox seemingly can’t do the normal US bullshit of listing times earlier when it comes to the WC

 

Brazil wins. Mnappé wins the golden boot. Harry Kane wins biggest wanker.

 

Not even the biggest wanker named Harry

 

Iran wrecking any kind of flow to this match

 

I’m sorry. Those are my final selections.

 

idiot

 

Any good streams?

 

Champagne of Beers

 

Wow this is so much more motivating and inspiring than the Michael Sheen speech lmbo

 

Yesterday they were advertising today's USA match as starting at 1pm

 

Son of a bitch. God Fox sucks

 

Couldn't even get Emilio Estevez? Sad

 

I’m sure I’ll get lambasted…

For years, all I’ve read/watched is terrible shit about this event. It’s the first time I’m having a hard time compartmentalizing.

 

Too lazy to change the channel so I'm watching undisputed

Jen Hales entire face is frozen

 

Local bar is donating 10% of sales to Amnesty International during matches; thought that was a responsible way to consume

 

Honestly should have put The Rock on the phone instead

 

What are you trying to compartmentalize?

 

you'd think if they were paying 100 million in bribes to host the thing

they would pay enough people to actually fill the stadiums given there are only so many gullible canadians

 

Why does it say NED for Holland

 

While I’m very much in favor of LGBTQ+ rights I’m also very much in favor of Grant Wahl being bullied and harassed

 

also he should be denied entry and take away in an unmarked van for that hat alone

 

Holland is part of The Netherlands. NED short for that.

 

holland is an area, netherlands is entire country.

 

I'm here for giant douche Grant Wahl getting thrown in Qatari jail.

 

Ned Flanders is a big fan.

Wow this joke actually works on two levels

 

Jesus, guys.

 

He solely is responsible for the top 5 most ridiculous outfits I’ve ever seen on Twitter

 

Go usa + all african teams

 

and given youre a stoolie, you consume a lot of stupid shit on twitter.

 

We were trying to be nice

 

Iran being -4 in goal diff is good for USA right?

 

If you're trying not to be the absolute bottom team in the group? I guess

 

Yes until we lose 4-0 to Wales

 

These NED jerseys on the whole field camera look like I’m a Predator watching the game on infrared vision. Kind of a fuzzy aura around them.

On the zoomed in cameras, it looks fine. Is this just my tv or is this everyone?

 

If Iran beats Wales.

 

Here we go boys, let’s get this done!

 

Lol fucking got me for a second

 

Happens on my OLED tv as well. Has happened with other teams over the season as well, like Brighton and Nottingham's aways. And Villarreal

 

I understand the joke here but can you explain it for the casuals?

 

Was an old lineup using all 2nd tier players that play in MLS and none of our overseas guys

 

That was smooth af by NED