Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Simon Templar

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    Baywatch with the Rock and Zac Efron is a cinematic masterpiece
     
  2. Degausser

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    I don't believe I've ever seen a movie starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson
     
  3. Butthead

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    The Walking Tall remake has all-time asshole-looking dude Neal McDonough as the bad guy. Aka Ensign Hawk.

    Iirc they also slash the rock with a box cutter
     
  4. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Moana is as good as it gets. Elite tier movie.
     
  5. racer

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    At my in-laws and among other complaints, I have this one. My MIL got an air fryer and is upset that it’s not working as advertised. Just found out she uses dishes, parchment paper, or foil on everything so as not to dirty it. Jesus.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this is crazy. 7 minute mile are fast especially at close to 300 pounds who isn’t training for that.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    dad?
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I assume you’re either not married or left handed.
     
  9. Homo Erectus

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    Yikes... had a short-term issue when had really bad anxiety and sinus infection @ same time, and it causes numbness in my right hand due to pinched nerve and it freaked me the fuck out. Can't imagine that on the daily.
     
  10. SugarShaun

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    Doubtful, not with Brexit
     
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  11. MLS

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    Finally got around to trying to do my "fan of" and there is no Yale option.

    Really shooting for the best and brightest here eh? I'm relegated to Tampa and Ole Miss.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    It’s how we keep the riffraff out
     
  13. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    Yale and Ole Miss fandom combo may crash the site tbh
     
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  15. DUCKMOUTH

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    The Rundown is the best Rock movie.

    I also enjoyed Central Intelligence, but it wasn’t exactly good. More of a guilty pleasure type film for me.
     
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    Wait til we start getting in on this NIL situation.

    Could throw Arch Manning $50 mil and not even notice it missing.

    I mean it's not Auburn money but we're pretty stacked.
     
  17. Eathan Edwards

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    To get Arch to live in New Haven you'd need to up that number significantly.
     
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  18. MLS

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    The obvious move is to comment on The Rock's best movies first.
     
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  19. Simon Templar

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    I’m not entirely sure you’ve seen Zac Efrons abs in Baywatch. They may be able to cure him without a doctors visit.
     
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  20. Daddy Rabbit

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    The Rock is the best The Rock movie
    [​IMG]
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    He’s yoked now for that wrestling film he’s in.
     
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  22. MLS

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    I know Zac relatively well, initially met him when I was trashing Tony Romo and he was with Chase Crawford who I was unaware at the time his sister was engaged to Romo.

    He's good friends with my former roommate.
     
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  23. Eathan Edwards

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    The board can't handle two people knowing everyone - you're going to have to tone down the celeb/politician commentary.
     
  24. Daddy Rabbit

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    Arkadin left a long time ago.

    Shes good.
     
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  25. a.tramp

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    Love traveling. Woke up today in my own bed for first time in about a week to 7 fraudulent charges on my credit card for about $1k. Hello Monday!
     
  26. Lip

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    Chase Crawford sucked my friend off in the bathroom of a party in NYC. Is he well known to like guys too or is that undercover?
     
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  27. racer

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    Getting dumped by both Blair and Serena would do that to a man.
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

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    Thanks for the new stuff
     
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  29. Name P. Redacted

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    I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom
     
  30. a.tramp

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    They were all online lighting stores. Congrats on your upcoming killer Christmas light display!
     
  31. Han Solo

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    I don’t know who Chase Crawford is by name so I keep reading all of these stories as being about Carl Crawford instead.
     
  32. Eathan Edwards

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    I thought watching Gossip Girl was basically a prerequisite of posting on the board.
     
  33. racer

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    I enjoyed this bit

     
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  34. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    this post should get 50 likes
     
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  35. Homo Erectus

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    Before or after she died?
     
  36. Lip

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    it came up organically…
     
  37. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    That show and character were so good for a few seasons, and then the writing just ruined both.
     
  38. MLS

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    I don't know if this is a bit or reference I'm missing but Chase has definitely hooked up with guys but it's closet.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Just like the time I had sex with Eartha Kitt in the coat closet on an airplane.
     
  40. Lip

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    No bit. My friend gets around in the NYC gay community and dropped that item in conversation one night when a commercial for the boys came on. Figured it was probably well known if he put it out there casually.
     
  41. Truman

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  42. a.tramp

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    Fuck this Monday so hard. Took the day off as just got back in town late last night. Was doing some work in back yard getting ready for work week. Was drinking a beer. Went to take a drink and wasp was in my can. Immediate burning pain. Stinger came off in lip. This is my lip 10 minutes later and it is still going.

    Left side in pic normal, right side is still swelling.

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  43. Truman

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    Ooof. That sucks.

    But look on the bright side - The pouty lip is very in right now
     
  44. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Good excuse to see if you’re into being pissed on
     
  45. a.tramp

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    Uhm, I think that is jellyfish bro!
     
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  46. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I've always heard about not leaving cans unintended for this reason. Never known it to actually happen. Holy shit that's terrible.
     
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  47. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Wasps are the jellyfish of the sky
     
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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Works for wasps too. Just put in a big dip and drink your own piss. Both will help.
     
  49. bigred77

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    I believe you have to pee on the wasp nest while dipping
     
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  50. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Then strain the nest for the pee and drink it. It’d be like an anti-venom. Makes sense.
     
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